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Paul Hardwick Dec 2017
Highlights on BBC 2
Men nibble on cheese
Woman take their iron gloves off delicately
then slap you in the face
looking so cute
and try to **** your mind up
ankles flash
smooth legs go on
almost to their underarms
there **** dance
on the back garden bird fence
the bird feeders are men
placed there by other men.

people say I am heavy
but really I am light
And a man of mice.
:-)   P@ul.
Have a fab Christmas.   ***.
P.S. Women have the right of reply.

God Bliss all the man in the U.K.
Paul Hardwick Dec 2017
Stand on one foot
for one minute
tilt your head to the left
things that you notice
now try it
with your eyes closed
are you confused
well that's like being me
are you tipping
to the right
is it day or night
and what is that taste
@t my age.



P@ul. ***.
Try it dears
P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2017
I have eight fingers
and two thumbs
all in all
ten digits
ten in
to ten
I
am
the
ONE.
P@ul ***.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2017
Dear honorable members
I remember it well
even if most honorable members don't
nor do most member do
however
I can say holding my hand on my chest
I do
should I have pain
this is new
never felt anything like this
are my hands turning blue
and that's all I like to say
on the subject
now I need a rest
all those in favor say I.
**** politics Love P@ul. xxxx.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2017
My pills on Tuesday make walk to left
by Thursday the right
so many spilt ends


BOO
now in the middle
offer me your hand
or kiss me on lips
and love me for whom I am

snow will fall this fall
I snow it all
Never talk to about what shampoo
not Friday
at all.


the lemon talks.
P@ul. ***.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2017
Going down the gym
got me on the lift
got stuck
with the keep fit girl
she started to sweat
I told her she was ok
she was panicking
two hours I spent
trying to calm her down
sweat on her t-shirt and mine
that was wrong
on all levels
not going again
got me a home gym
going to have it upstairs
now can anybody help me carry up the box?
Love P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2017
let me put the cards on the table
is that your card
NO!

not so good!
what time will be home for tea?

just got me membership of the square table.
P@ul.
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