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Luke Jul 2017
There was an man from Harrington,
Oh how he wanted to become a nun,
But he ate too much,
So he stopped being butch,
And wasn't allowed to be a nun all because he weighed a ton.
This is to my poor friend Neil who was rejected from a nunnery because of his physical size. I hope that it causes people to protest about the injustice in this world
May 2017 · 353
A Woman from Iraq
Luke May 2017
There was a woman from Iraq
she had a wonderful sack
it dragged on the floor
all red and raw
and now she's got a problem with her back
To my long distant Iraq friend
Apr 2017 · 1.8k
A man from Liverpool
Luke Apr 2017
There once was a man from Liverpool,
he once decided he needed a bigger tool,
so he went to the shop,
he was in a flop,
and accidently bought a new stool.
this is a sad story about a man I knew from Liverpool
R.I.P
Apr 2017 · 1.1k
A man from Birtley
Luke Apr 2017
There was a man from Birtley,
when I met him he really hurt me,
He kicked me in the face,
and another mysterious place,
Now I have H.I.V.
To my special man in Birtley
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