My name is Adam
I’m intelligent and handsome and modest
6”4
your type on paper
I can reach the shelves
you can’t
I’m just a normal guy
I wear the trousers
I’m the type to take you to the zoo
I also have one tattoo
I’m like Marmite
keep your expectations low
Open-minded
no Tories
I can’t promise anything but
I did something funny once
I’m very laid back
swipe right if you don’t eat the pizza crusts
I’m always up
for a good time
I’m an all-round average guy
and a part-time Taylor Swift tribute act
I’ll tell you how it is
some people call me a hero
what more could you want?
this is a found poem and the product of me getting bored and swiping through men on tinder...