Welcome all ye sinners
to Super Bowl 2025 featuring the Sanhedrin's Sadducees vs the Ostentatious Pharisees
This years winners will receive the coveted Unforgivable Sin Cup bestowed upon the biggest non believers.
The Sadducees are out to break their record streak of losses of no wins since 70 CE
Inspitte of failing to achieve the winning cup in ages Head coach and Chief Priest Joseph Ben Caiaphas will again attempt to snap his losing streak . He was quoted to say ,"Not winning in so long is just insane !"
On the other side the Pharisees are led by a two head coaching team rabbis Shammai and Hillel . Their success they attribute to the philosophy of hit them hard and **** them and send them to the afterlife .
Head Referee again and for eternity will be Jesus Christ who has never missed a call . Backup refs will be Matthew , Peter , and Paul .
Head medical specialists on the field for both teams will be John .
Halftime show will feature the Romanesque Five fresh from their smashing success show at Masada