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leechyna May 2022
Kids drawing Tom and Jerry,
teens watching Tom and Jerry,
grown up playing Tom and Jerry,
sadly death too playing Tom on us-we're all Jerry

Muslims acting holy
Only to amina not Polly
kanzu on Monday not a swag
Friday they have it ironed and acting like a dawg

Christians home
Catholics only believing in Rome
pagans judged by their sins
Pastors home making scenes

Human like us-who don't care
Watching drury and football
Sleep and gals is all we care

Let's go home
That's all I can say😰😰
leechyna May 2022
Raise all your cups
Be a wine connoisseur for once
Live for once
You love flowers??

Let's make a garden of them all
From hibiscus to roses
If the drinks don't win your mind
Let's go home
Coz we are bound to stay home😂
leechyna May 2022
Write a story about yourself as early as you can.
If need be,
re-read it to your kids
Let them hear how spicy it was

Don't leave the bad side
Coz that's where kids likes to hear most
And if it crosses your mind
Don't love your story- coz we live on dreams
leechyna Apr 2022
"What's your flex😳😳??"
"What's your flex😣??"
He repeats
All my life
I was a wanderer
Here and there
Money was my thing
Girls were my co-living thing

But I saved 4 people with my clumsy love
The door opens☺️☺️☺️
Go home
Go save others with love
leechyna Apr 2022
I miss my childhood
Just as how
I will miss my teen and youthfulness
When I get old
Waiting for unkown small kids call me grandpa
Pat their heads
And remind them, how my younger days we only had lantern

Will they believe,when I tel them I attended Jesus birth and death in one year😅😅😅
leechyna Apr 2022
They laughing all their way home
Another comrade is enrolled on heaven bucket list
No more offices for them
Even dogs they called pet and bosco
Got the same power as them
Presidents to sorcers
Got no say here
Kibaki reads the placard on entrance written in bold footlight black font
It reads

THIS IS HEAVEN 😰
leechyna Apr 2022
After this
Maybe
Being online will be fewer
Cuddles will be more
Flirts becomes a no

What happens after that??
.
I'll be home sipping coffee
With a thick human being
All you can do is clap for me😂
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