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leechyna May 2022

Write a story about yourself as early as you can.
If need be,
re-read it to your kids
Let them hear how spicy it was

Don't leave the bad side
Coz that's where kids likes to hear most
And if it crosses your mind
Don't love your story- coz we live on dreams

#trend #leechyna

leechyna Apr 2022

He asked

"What's your flex😳😳??"
"What's your flex😣??"
He repeats
All my life
I was a wanderer
Here and there
Money was my thing
Girls were my co-living thing

But I saved 4 people with my clumsy love
The door opens☺️☺️☺️
Go home
Go save others with love

#heaven #drunk #chyna

leechyna Apr 2022

I told them

I miss my childhood
Just as how
I will miss my teen and youthfulness
When I get old
Waiting for unkown small kids call me grandpa
Pat their heads
And remind them, how my younger days we only had lantern

Will they believe,when I tel them I attended Jesus birth and death in one year😅😅😅

#kenya #leechyna #drunken #chyna

leechyna Apr 2022

Fare thee well mr president

They laughing all their way home
Another comrade is enrolled on heaven bucket list
No more offices for them
Even dogs they called pet and bosco
Got the same power as them
Presidents to sorcers
Got no say here
Kibaki reads the placard on entrance written in bold footlight black font
It reads

THIS IS HEAVEN 😰

#kibaki #kenyaleechynadrunken #chyna

leechyna Apr 2022

Maybe

After this
Maybe
Being online will be fewer
Cuddles will be more
Flirts becomes a no

What happens after that??.
I'll be home sipping coffee
With a thick human being
All you can do is clap for me😂

#drunkchyna #leechyna

leechyna Apr 2022

Tales of town

Town doesn't smile back anymore
Tough would be the word,
Clowny it seems.
All we do,
Is fighting back

Where are you fighting your destiny from ?**😂😂

#drunken #chyna

leechyna Mar 2022

What about you? ?

Five years after election
Where will you be?
Home condemning your area mca you voted?
Regretting why you woke up early to vote only for him to fail?
celebrating home after having a tender given on you by your mp?

For me
I will be 5 more years older
What about you??

#leechyna