captured in the psych ward
how to reform an evil hooligan
you see harry bernstine is a hooligan who is always mucking around
trying to kidnap people from their family units and send them down
deep in his dungeon below his house, and harry is best known to destroy
human lives, so much in fact, he was risking going to gaol, and pumped
full of drugs, so it wouldn’t happen very much into the future, the police say
that harry is a rotten hooligan, and isn’t mentally ill, and should be locked away
to rot in a prison cell, but ron wanted to reform harry in his HDU, and placed on medication
and he took this the board and the they argued that harry was a dangerous criminal
and the mentally ill, need protection from him, and besides which harry refuses to admit
he is mental, even if by saying he is mental, could reduce his sentence, ron said, there
is nothing wrong with admitting you have a mentally ill, there are a lot of famous people who have
a mental illness.and harry said, ‘good for them’, i am not mentally ill, i am a dangerous hooligan
who is taking revenge on the world, and if anyone like you, gets in my way, i will blow you down, to next week, ok
and ron laughed and said, ‘what from’ from in here, you must be joking and harry said, yeah, i will be nice
to everyone and take my medication, but the second you let me out, i will turn back into a hooligan again, ok
so, ron, stop your little do gooder attitude, it doesn’t work for me, and ron gave harry a shot of ****** to settle him
down and harry fell asleep and ron walked away worried that harry was just stringing them along and the nurses told
ron, to pay no attention to him, he is just a ,man with a lot of problems and ron said, we need to make sure we give him his medication
because i still think we can reform this guy. ron gave out the dinners and harry hated his and yelled for 15 minutes and
then ron gave the evening medication including harry’s and clocked off, and retired to his couch and had leftovers
and fell asleep in from of the box.
the next morning, ron went to his usual cafe for breakfast and coffee, and when ron arrived at the HDU, he saw harry
was yelling at the nurses for 5 hours straight, saying, i can never be reformed, you see i am a hooligan who is taking
revenge on these mental health nurses and ron got a valiumj and harry said, don’t poison me with your lethal dose of nice pills
you see, i want to rob a few banks and kidnap many people especially children, yeah, i will have you quacks really concerned
because dudes, nobody helped my brother, you see my brother was shot in broad daylight, by some supposingly law abiding cop
and that nice pill, killed my brother, and it will **** me if your not careful, so stop trying to fix me up like your car, and leave me
the **** alone, ok, and ron couldn’t help trying to know more about his brother, and harry said, none of your business, so get out
of my face ya fucken dogooder and ron went back to his office to figure out a way to help harry, and learn what illness he has got.
ron said, maybe harry has terretz syndrome, you see his good one minute and bad the other, but when ron was going to ask harry
about it, harry said, mate, it really is none of your business, and then said, mate, i told you i was a hooligan who doesn’t want to be reformed
and ron said, why don’t you want me to help, because we are treating you well here, as opposed to the prison where you are treated
like an animal, do you really want that, harry said, not if i don’t get caught.
ron said, mate, you have been caught, and it’s here being reformed to be a person, or gaol where you are treated like an animal, ok.
harry said, i told you my plan, i’ll be good and take my medication and eventually you let me out, so i can do it again, ok.
and ron said, yeah, and you will end up in here bypassing here and be placed in gaol, to be treated like an animal, would you
like that ands harry said, i got caught this time and you won’t5 get me the next time, i will be devious and cunning, and ron said
take your pick, but ya know if you keep talking like this, there will be no next time for you, because you will be confined to your room
for weeks and maybe years, ok, and this got harry angry, saying how then **** is that supposed to help me, ya fucken little **** and
ron said i was merely stating a fact putting it in black and whigte for you, and then walked away to get the lunches ready for the HDU,
and as he brought it out, charlie chaplin asked, how is our hardened criminal going and ron said, don’t worry about him and then harry
walked out and put his fist right up to charlie’s head and said, if you don’t watch out, i will do a HDU ******, oh blimie charlie and then harry said
i hated you in those silent movies anyway, and ron said to harry, that is enough, and harry asked why can’t they have sharp knives here
so he can **** charlie chaplin, and ron did the gullible man thing by dashing, harry, sharp knives are a no no in here.
then lunch was cleared away, ready for the afternoon activities to begin, and harry went back to his room, and asked ron he doesn’t want to
be interrupted till dinner, and ron said ok, but we have to check up on you, but if you are asleep, we won’t wake you.
then at 4 in the afternoon, harry woke up and started to yell and scream at the nurses because they didn’t give him an alcoholic beverage
and the nurses held him down, so ron can give him another shot of ****** to calm him down, but harry didn’t want to be calmed down, he wants
to **** the nurses, because they won’t help me, and then harry yelled out, it’s a fucken hospital for ***** sake, and ron said, life is a ***** isn’t it.
then after 1 hour of a great sleep, it was dinner, and harry walked out calmly to eat his dinner which he hated, but the ****** was still calming him to
stop his ability to yell, then harry relaxed after tea in the TV room, and when the ****** wore off, he started to yell and was dragged kicking and screaming
to his room, ron got the evening medications ready, and did his rounds, and when he came to harry’s room, harry was naked and said, you gave me
another nice pill so i can be nice at dinner, hey, ****, and that isn’t on. i will track you down, the second i get out of here and **** you right in front of your best mates
like i was being locked away from my best mates, ron slowly calmed him down and gave him his medication, and locked harry in, walked away told the nurses
to keep him under suicide watch, and clocked off, and bought a pizza hut pizza and went home to watch TV and fall asleep on the couch and thinking about ways to reform
harry from the evils that lay around him, it won’t be easy, i tell ya.