Us you see the light and be cool
Us people stealing your healthy lunch due to jealousy
Us a brother who loves life letting out a little tease
Us a father and mother who look out for you and you don't realise this till it is too late
Us a friend who takes you to your first of many concert to try and turn you off fighting them
Us a girlfriend who takes you to the club for an evening of dinner and dancing and playing pool
Us joining the local ten pin bowling team because you want to feel normal
Us going to Christmas concerts and enjoying the atmosphere
Us playing santa at the op shop
And having Kids tease you by pulling your beard off
Us going to watch the pigs play on nye in Merimbula and having everyone be cool with you cause you are (wait for it) cool
Us people teasing you when you are dancing like a mad man
Us liking YouTube better than fox knowing everything is great
Us seeing a man get out of his car to shoot you dead horrifying
Us a lady speaks to you with her partner trying to strangle you with rope
Us watching everything you like on YouTube

This is the day this is the day
The Easter bunny came
Oh yeah he came
He will party hard
Party party hard
And we will all have a good time
Oh yeah oh yeah
We will have bunnies and heaps of eggs and they will taste so great
Made out of chocolate oh very nice oh very nice
This is the day where we will have bunnies and heaps of eggs and they will taste so great
This is the day and we will party
Hard
The Easter bunny will come up in your yard
And drop Easter treats all around
This is the day this is the day
The Easter bunny comes to deliver chocolate all over the place
This is the day this is the day
The Easter bunny comes
Oh yeah the Easter bunny comes
To drop chocolate everywhere
Oh yeah everywhere
The bunny will come to deliver eggs
You see he will do it fast
You feel he is using his legs
This is the day the Easter bunny came

I am a poor man who is poorer than any rich  *****
I would love to tread on the rich  
I want to destroy what the rich do for us
Because it is mostly ******* the poor around
I wish the rich would give the poor some money
To make our days worth while
But instead they give us not much in our pensions
Yeah I would love to tread on the rich
You see rich Christians believe in money and power rather than give their money to the poor
You see rich people get to sit in a box at the footy getting wine soft drink and beer and nibbles
If a poor man eats any of their food
They will kick us out of the place
I am poor and penniless with no money to get me by
I would love to tread on the rich
You see because of the rich
We are suffering every day
It is not so good at all
Being poor ***** and I think it would be great if we just tread on the rich
They don't care if we suffer
They don't care if we are penniless
They wouldn't give a **** if we never get rich
I just want to tread oh really tread
I want to tread on the rich

The two brave bunnies
Come around every Easter
They dress in their suits
As if it was a party dudes
But they enjoy life and that is what they want to do
You see they just stopped in
To deliver Easter eggs
Then as they finish that
They would go home
To their warren until next Easter comes
And they will have chocolate smoothies
And celebrate the day they brought life into the world
HAPPY EASTER

One day there was a man named William who had schitzophrenia and autism and
He lived with his parents John and flur and growing up William was being bullied in an unusual way like it looked as though they were taking the fun out of his life and William really wanted to put of his mistakes behind him and live safely with his mum and dad but as William went out people tried to rob him
Which made William upset saying these thugs stole my holiday money because I want to go on holidays but I can't pass these cowardly thugs but
As he got home his mum cooked a nice chicken stir fry
And William was thinking this is nice having him and his two parents enjoying a meal together and then William walked down to his room to watch FOXTEL to make him feel better because he wanted kids of his own but instead he had his mum and dad who were very nice to him and these thugs at the mall who yelled at him if he didn't give him any cash because William was saving for a holiday and he had no idea of where he wanted to go but he wanted to save money and as people asked him for cash and took offence when they didn't get any William said why don't people want me to go on a holiday and when he explained this to his mum and dad they said just learn to relax because I am sure
Nobody really thinks that but William was really upset and sometimes he would accidentally hit the people he loved because of what went on at the mall and William knew his parents loved him but you see he wanted to save money for a great holiday so he could have fun and meet some new people
But William didn't work unless it was volunteer work but he had the pension which gave him enough holiday money to really enjoy himself somewhere and have enough money for accomodation and souvenirs and food but it was taking a while to save the holiday money
And he thought he was being bullied out of enjoying the high life because with just the pension it is hard to live the high life and when someone robbed him William would say
Why do you want to steal my holiday money, don't you think I deserve a flaming holiday ya know get away from **** like you and then they reached into his back pocket and stole $10-00 and William said give me back my holiday money you filthy coward and then they got out a pocket knife and held it to Williams neck and said I am going to steal this money and the next money and every time we meet heee you will give me money and if that is your holiday money, well that is your problem isn't it and William said
I ain't going to give you money
Especially my holiday money
I want to go on a holiday and
William's parents were really upset and tried to say you must try and get him out of your life
Because if you want to go on holidays get away from ****
And william said I can't say no
Because he is tough and he will bash me up and i had fun at school, I want out of this tricky situation but watta we gonna do
And Williams parents both said we need to feed him and help him get away from **** like them even if it is hard to do that
And every time William saw these people he tried to hide because really being a school bully is one thing but stealing holiday money off a vonerable man is uncalled for and William became fitter and fitter as he was trying to get away from voices of his bullies and he yelled out stop trying to get my holiday money leave me alone
And his parents made sure they were always home when he got home and his dad retired early to make sure he was there for William and this was a way for William to rid his head from these horrible voices
He just wants to go on holidays

Hello little ***** cat
How are you today
I am fine I am fine
But won't you let me play
I love little ***** cats
They are cute you see
They have names like
Tiger and spike and snoopy and fluffy
I talk to my ***** cat every single night
And I say
Hello mr ***** cat
How are you today
I am fine I am fine
But won't you let me play
Then the little ***** cat
Gets very tired
Ya know running around the yard catching mice and birds
He comes in and eats up all his
Whiskas and then after that
The little ***** cat will have a
Play inside and fall asleep
And then you say
Hello little ***** cat
How are today
I am fine I am fine
But won't you let me sleep
The ***** cat will sleep
And dream of something big
Like the biggest mouse that
This ***** cat has ever seen
You see the only way to catch it
Was to pounce on it fast
In which he did because it was just a dream
And you will say
Hello mr ***** cat
How are you today
I am fine I am fine
But won't you let me dream
Meow meow meow
Won't you let me play
Won't you let me sleep
Won't you let me dream
Meow said the ***** cat
Saying where's my food

Bunny bunny bunny
It is so cutey
In the world of love
Bunny bunny bunny
It is so cutey
In the world of love
You see he is there
It is easy to see
You see he is a cute bunny
And he is funny
In the world of love
He comes around at Easter
With loads of eggs, yeah
For the kids to share
Everyone will get fat
From the eggs yeah
From the world of love
You see you see
They are filled with chocolate
Yippee
So after you eat the chocolate bunny you will feel it melt in your mouth yeah
From the world of love
Bunny bunny bunny
Is so funny
From the world of love
He has a little cotton tail
As he hops on the bunny trail
In the world of love
Oh yeah dudes

I've got an itchy ***
I've got an itchy ***
It could be worms or diabetes
Or it could be cosmic demons
Trying to capture me
I have no idea of what it is
It's just an itchy ***
You see as I walk I sort of feel a worm crawling up my ***
I wish he would get out
Oh yeah as I yelled GET OUT
I just wish the itch would ******* away from me
Cause I've got an itchy ***
It is so itchy as
I wish my thoughts were different
I wish it was just an itchy ***
But thinking it's worms or diabetes really scares me yeah
I wish it will go away
******* itchy ***
I want to get on with my life
And I don't want an itch on my bottom annoying me
I know if I ignore it
It will go away
Yeah my itchy ***

As I told you already that I was Graeme Thorne in the 1950s and apart from the fact I was him for just 8 years, I had a best friend named bobby Francis who was a very ***** fellow, well back then so was I
Bobby had a teenage crush on dody Stephens who sang pink shoe laces which was bobby's fave song and I, as Graeme Thorne thought yeah she is cute and bobby bought her album over to my house and you could hear his voice twanging with the words pink shoelaces and then in 1959 bobby bought pink shoelaces which caused a bit of shock for teachers at old scots college and Greame Thorne who was me said it looks weird that my mate is wearing pink shoe laces
But bobby couldn't give a flying **** about what people were saying about him
Just listen or try and get the memory of him singing
Tan shoes and pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest hey man oh man tan shoes with pink shoelaces and a big panamol
With a purple hat band and my friend bobby sang that with the same twang as dodi Stephens
Which could be the reason why
Bobby is having a tween crush on an older 13 year old singer
I as Graeme Thorne also had a crush on dodi and both me and bobby were dodi's dory but bobby's mum got really cranky with bobby for his voice because it could be a **** voice but bobby used bad language to tell his mum to get ****** and every time we went to the local shops in Bondi beach we bought our ice creams and sat on the beach singing the dodi Stephens hit
And then two gorgeous 12 year old girls sat near us and I said
How about a bit of sugar and bobby said for you maybe but I want dodi's pink shoelaces
And I told bobby to live in the realistic years and bobby said you can talk to these girls but I like dodi ok and bobby was ******* over dodi Stephens **** body while I as Graeme Thorne went over to the 12 year old girls and started to massage their backs and thighs saying to bobby these girls are a nice *** of sugar
For my spoon and as the girls left they kissed me as greame Thorne on the lips and left thinking my friend was a bit of a **** and when we got back to bobby's house bobby played pink shoe laces very loud as well as ******* thinking dodi is a 50s fox and I toild him that those girls on the beach were **** too and bobby said yeah I agree but I plan to finish school and marry dodi and then said he was Dooley and dodi is trying to keep me safe well in 1960 I was kidnapped and killed and bobby well I will never ever know if he got it together with dodi, probably not but in my current life at the age of 22 I heard bobby's twang singing pink shoe laces as I heard it on the radio and now I listen to pink shoe laces on YouTube
She is hot

Slim dusty got a bunny and frisbee was it's name and it has a little harness tied to his back
Slim carries it around through sick and well
The bunny is so cute can't you tell
You see this is part of slim's next life which is looking after bunny rabbit named frisbee
The bunny has three K9 siblings named piper and Winnie and gg and each day the dogs will get aqquainted with it
And slim dusty says to the bunny I want to play with you
Yeah dumpity Doo Doo Doo
Slim dusty remembers singing when the pub had no beer and he sang looking forward looking back and he sang Duncan about a man who likes beer
Now slim is hayley in a band called flair and more
Slim dusty has a bunny and frisbee was it's name
He picks it up and says I think you are the best bunny by far
Slim dusty has a bunny and frisbee was it's name
*** pa pa *** pa pa
Cute little bunny rabbit
I love to cuddle the bunny
He is very cute
I feel great saying to the bunny
Cutey cutey cute cute cute
We party in our house with the 2 dogs watching on
He is a cute little bunny
Easter is coming soon for frisbee

I have itchy feet and my trainer says it is diabetes and I need to cut down on sugar
But I have been finding it hard because sugar is in everything
And I don't want to be mr perfect you see I just want to be me as I feel great when I exercise in this group but when I relax I feel my feet going itchy
And it could be diabetes and I want to learn but every time I say the word learn my head gets itchy hearing dudes call me a woosey
I want to learn of how many people suffer from itchy feet
And whether it is a sign from diabetes
I remember dad used to scratch his feet when he was watching tv and I seem to do it when I feel like a puny person you know I can't get out of my trap
I would like to know of how many people suffer from itchy feet in a demon way ya know
Demons coming down to attack your feet giving you tinnea or diabetes or anything else
When I read I hear voices in my head saying brian is a woosey brian is a woosey and my head underneath my hair becomes very itchy and I take my medication and I feel it calming my body but I feel my body getting itchy

I freeze as I lift my head
It could be my emotions
Watching various tv shows
You see as I concentrete on something my head just freezes
And also my head will look up
I find it hard to walk outside as
My brain gets all blurry
I feel the only thing I can
Do is take drugs but I hate drugs
My brain will Just freeze
Like there is a brain tumour
In there
I feel like doing things and
I feel tired probably
You see when I look up
I just freeze it could be
Due to tiredness
It could do with the fact
I never had ***
As I writing this I feel the head looking up and freezes my Brain
I need to stop looking up it will be hard though

It is a painful a painful old world where everything is going wrong I wish it wasn't but it is a painful old world where everything is going wrong
You see houses and communities are cracking open and people losing their belongings in this painful old world where everything is going  wrong you see sometimes it is great looking at how lucky you are but it is a painful a very painful painful old world where everything is going wrong
You see it is great looking at how you medicate yourself
But it is bad that this is a painful old world where everything is going wrong I have spurs in my feet which makes the feet painful but if you look at this world there are a lot of reasons that we are in a painful old world where everything is going wrong people playing sport and they get a broken ankle but as a matter of fact dudes it is a painful old world that we are living in painful painful painful
A fucken painful world that we are living in right now
We need to get rid of the pain

Today I walked around the lake
The Great Lake ginninderra
You see one lady said it is not so hard and I just walked my own pace
You see I was sweating like a pig every metre I walked and yes I found it easy but in the end I was getting stiff
But at least I went the whole way round without resting s bit
Well I was walking slowly but that is alright you see
I felt like pulling over at the cafe
For a nice cold Coke
But then I thought that will be wrong because of my teeth
Oh yeah I will just plod along the pavement saying hello to the bike riders as they were riding past
As I got to the mall I stopped and rested a bit and that is when I noticed my legs were feeling all so stiff
I feel like partying but I want to get better and better
And I certainly don't want to fall in a heap in the middle of the walk you see my legs are sore but at the end of the day
I can rest in my house saying I am Ever so cool
I can watch fetch tv and YouTube as well as go to the shop to buy a thing for dinner yeah that sounds so cool
You see me walking around the lake says to that man who called me a fat **** that I can be fit even if people talk to other people and not me even if I am doing the right thing
I am cool and despite my feet aching I still feel like doing it again cause despite being sore it will get better
I am the coolest dude in Canberra I am very cool in fact when you look at me, you are looking at COOL ya know smooth dudes
I went home to watch game shakers on nick

Hi dudes and welcome to the Jupiter moon and today I wwill perform some ripper crazy person songs for you and the first song is teddy bear here it goes

Teena totter teena totter teddy bear
They are quite cute the teddy bear
They are nice to cuddle from the head to their feet
Teena totter teena totter teddy bear
I would cuddle him and I will kiss him and make him feel warm
Teena totter teena totter teddy bear
I want to be near my teddy bear
You see we go teena totter twice for him to make him feel warm the little teddy bear
Oh I really love my teddy bear
Teena totter teena totter teddy bear are so cute

Hi dudes and that was a really great song and now I sing a song about me and my friend Patrick going to a actors course
Both of us are doing well

Here goes

You see me and my mate Patrick went to the acting studio to audition for a movie
Which sounds really cool
You see it was about a man who ate a huge city's worth of food and we will make that entire city
Starve to death
I wanted to be the mayor of that city and Patrick wanted to be himself but in a short little way
He doesn't know how much it is worth
You see the director said I smell like a buffalo doing a ****
And the director gave Patrick one almighty whip
You see we were good but in hindsight we were bad
And Patrick said he wanted to be a Waller snatcher who snatched people's money so they end up all broke
You see i became a man who wanted everything for myself
I was a selfish man who doesn't
Care for anyone but myself
Then the great director put me and Patrick in sumo wrestler suits and said how about you play two sumo wrestlers struggling to make it in this world
I said no and Patrick said no
But that all changed when the whole thing was cool
We jumped up and down in our sumo suits saying we are tougher than the rest
Then mr yoni hebsworth said Brian and Patrick I will give you both a fight but the director told us before the fight that me and Patrick got in and that made us feel cool man

Now dudes here is our next song called I got tinnea in my feet

You see i feel an itch in my feet
Making me feel uncomfortable oh yeah
You see the itch was telling me
I need to put a cream on it oh yeah
You see I felt like I was on drugs
Which made my feet itchy dude
And at one stage I had fungus which had to checked out oh yeah
I don't know what to do because it itches really bad
You see I got tinnea on my feet and it is really itchy
You see it could be my medication forcing an itch in my feet. It could be the simple problem I have with white meat
It could be me sitting at home
Watching episodes of workaholics back to back
Because they talk about having *** which is something I have never tried oh yeah
Yeah I am a ****** and watching this show brings this sensation to my toes
You see I have tinnea on my feet and it is really itchy
It could be my desire to have *** when I was young
It could be the hooligan inside
My body today
I have tinnea in my feet and it is really itchy
No matter what it is it is itchy dudes

Hi dudes and now here is our next song called *** is wonderful but not old ******* young

You see Robert Hughes is a **** and so is Rolf Harris
You see they will have *** with young people which is totally repulsive oh yeah
I know once you hear a child scream you should stop straight away
Keep the *** with someone your own age that sounds so cool oh yeah I know old fashioned tv shows used to show people enjoying *** oh yeah
But *** between the old and the young is repulsive don't you think
Thank you dudes see you next time

I exercised today and I learnt some new exercises and I learnt I have to move more
You see I will never do anything I want to do in this life
But in hindsight I want to feel pretty fit
Walking is great and I stopped walking recently because my voices were driving me crazy
But if I can take up walking again I will feel really good about myself
The trainer said I should go to skyfire but I ain't really into that because there are so many people
Mind you I did like it for a few years and I remember one year the bus broke down in the rain
******* off some of the teenagers on the bus
You see when I walk I don't feel fit I sweat but I eat the wrong things after it
But I shouldn't eat bad foods
And walking will make my next life bloom

I am fat and I know I will die soon but I also know that I will come back to life in Adelaide or the USA in an expensive apartment over looking the sea
You see I would like to play footy or appear in the Movies
Or go onto the Disney channel
To be a really cool kid
I could be a nickelodeon kid
That wouldn't be bad at all
Because I was an adult trying to be a kid
I want to go to acting school
To learn how to popular
I would like to play for Norwood or Glenelg and I would keep fit every day
All that I care is that I reincarnate into someone I would like to be
Not a fat man not a disabled man not a poor man
I suffered too much like that
Mind you I would like to help the poor but not as a poor man
I would like to be famous and help the poor by donating to charities around the world by being a contestant on a celebrity version of a game show
I don't want to be a man who is ready for a fight
I don't **** people off for that
I just want to live my life and come back to life as someone more famous than I am
So I can afford to go to the dentist and I can afford to go around the world on a cruise ship performing music to keep the people on the ship entertained
You see I would like to perform in a musical where I can have a lot of fun
You see I can't get rid of my flabby gut
So I can do all that in my next life and I will get a next life
I just know it

The wheels of life go up and down up and down up and down
The wheels of life go up and down to people who love life a lot
You see you start out as a cute little Bub and all the ladies are showing you off and making you feel so comfortable in life
Then you grow into a toddler
Ready to walk a metre and you feel so good being a toddler is so much fun Just running and jumping around you see
Then you go off to kindergarten
To learn how to function in life
And make friends with heaps of kids enjoying life every day
Then you go off to primary school where you learn how this world works
Playing sport and doing ballet and learning music and the environment then after that you go to secondary school where you are moving onto being an adult doing art and cooking learning how to control your money to one day make you rich
You stay there till year 11 and then you go off to college and
Find out your calling in life
You have to study awfully hard
Yeah but it is something you want to do
Then after that is your hsc where you try and get marks to go to uni and get to the next step of achieving your goals
Yeah you are so smart
Now if you pass you are off to uni to get the job that you want to do.  It will make you happy to
Work in the job you want
But not everybody can achieve that
Because they don't go to uni because of their mental illness and they are doing a low income job,  those jobs can be good,  but not as good as uni because you don't make money like you want to, but that sounds so bad
After that you are a twenty something you have your job and you are going out partying wining and dining with friends  and having *** making babies, when you get the chance to  raise them like you were raised yourself or better and not worse and pray that dad and mum are together, doesn't always happen,  There are good times and bad times then you move on you become middle aged and you go off on a midlife crisis wanting to be young again no you want to end being middle aged because it is not what it is cracked up to be and then you end your life doing things you never did and you call it a bucket list you spend it looking after the ones you love and then you go down a religious path sending you to heaven nirvana or next path of reincarnation
The wheels of life go up and down up and down up and down
The wheels of life go up and down
Showing that there is a meaning
Just live it or you'll miss it

I am not socially baroned
I am cool the coolest dude in Canberra
I know how to be social
I don't know why people think I am socially baroned
And I am not different
I am the same as anyone else
I go out and have fun
More than anyone else
I am the type of guy who loves to have a good time
I like to do my art
I like being social all the time
Even in my living room
Because I love music
And I love partying
I am way cooler than any other **** who just sits in the chair
Watching detective shows
I prefer watching fun shows like home and away and neighbours
And house husbands
And 800 words
Rather than watching crap like miss old fogie marple
I like watching kids shows to enjoy the fun of kids today
I am thinking it would be fun
To go to the multi cultural festival this weekend to
Show civic how to party
I might be fat but I am still way cooler than anyone else
And I enjoy the whole evening
I am not socially baroned
I am very cool man

I am a fine man
I love life everyday
And people come from miles around to love life with me
You see we laugh and joke around yeah and party every day
From the great days of January
February march April and May
You see I party with the young dudes and I party with the poor
If a rich snob wants to party with me I will throw him out the door
Man how much I love life
And everything in it yeah mate yeah I like television and art and crafts and writing silly songs
I love life when I hear the Big Ben chime out ding **** ****
I am a fine Person I love life every day
And as I get up from my sleeping bed I feel like a big party
I watch television that really makes people understand how good they are
Whether you drive a big truck
A motorbike and a nice motor car
When I watch music shows
I learn how to really
Love life
They get down and party party
Just like Johnny O'keefe and Jimmy Barnes David Campbell
And the great gazoo
I love life a lot of the time
I want to have fun oh yeah oh yeah and that is what I do

You are a rich *****
A big rich *****
You don't care for anyone
Or you care for is your money
You don't care for what we are going through
You are an ******* and a rich ***** you care not for us
You care just for the wealthy
Like Malcolm Turnbull and Donald trump and many more
You are a rich *****
You are an *******
All you care about is the rich
You want to drive around in your black Porsche
While we are just riding the bus
You say  I am a loser a big loser
Like a rich ***** does
You don't care for the homeless
Or you care for is Donald trump
You can't except me if I get famous it really drives me up the wall
But being the rich ***** that you are
You can't except me being cool
You get married to a rich woman and you raise your kids to be rich as well
And you also train your kids to fight the poor people by bashing them up to a pulp
Like a rich ***** does
The motto of the poor is to fight to become well known but if they run into your kids remember to run the other way
You see only big rich ****** don't let us poor people have our voice

Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Went to bed with my mate Nathaniel never ever bothered to read the manual Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Died last night in a pool of baniel his name is Daniel and he is crazy he is Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
You see Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Ooh he died and came back to life again
As a chicken for that is his name
Chicken **** Daniel the cocker spaniel
Daniel Daniel the stupid mentally man I know he is suffering and I feel sorry for him
I want to save him from his problems of Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
He watches soccer especially Barcelona he watches the match and if they win
He will play we are the champions really loud
Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
He was cool in a sort of a way
Yeah we had fun for this is just a joke to lighten the mood of the cocker spaniel named Daniel

You see this is a classic case of
Nobody's perfect
You see my teeth are rotting away all because I thought drinking Coca Cola was the coolest thing in the world
But it is the sugar in the coke
Which makes the dental bill really high
I even thought drinking the cheap soft drinks weren't an answer but I felt like a cool person who thought drinking coke was cool but I am replacing coke with juice and water but even with juice you have to careful not to drink too much juice but I am on mental illness and I need to have something but it is costing money and really it makes me look ever so crazy
But dental bills can get high and I am the first to admit that my mouth is full of decay despite how many times I clean them
I clean them in the morning and before I go to bed but I still see decay desolving the teeth in my mouth
I wish I could go to my dentist in the sky to fix the problem
I have to make sure I understand that coke might be a nice drink
It might taste nice
But the damage it does to my body and teeth is bad
I love Coke and it makes me feel I belong in this world
It started from just a can and moved to bottles
And back in 2002 I was even more addicted to Coke when they were giving out the free bottles on the lids
I have drank more bottles of coke than you had hot dinners
I need to resist the taste the nice taste
I tried to get the image out of my head in tapestry and writing
But as I said this is a clear case of nobody's perfect
I want to feel good I hear voices of the past because
I want a better life
But what is a better life anyway
I drink coke to feel like a celebrity
I drink coke to feel young again
I want my young body back again
So I drink coke
All any other form of sugar
But I don't want diabetes
I ran around the block many times and the Coke was giving me bad voices
I went to the psych ward in 2004 and 2013 because of the Coca Cola
Ellen DeGeneres doesn't want a crazy Coke drinker on my show
You see I am writing this blog
And I still feel like tasting Coke
Even if I have a chafing on the bottom of my belly all because of the Coke
I wanted to feel like a normal guy or a young dude who gets high on the bubbles of Coca Cola
It started really when I saw young dudes drinking it on home and away
But they don't do it anymore
I drank 2 bottles of coke at a cafe in the city after I was helping people all day
I wanted to feel like an adult in a way ya know drink what I want sort of thing and I felt like if
But the dental bill came back to me
Like it was out to get me or something
The voices were forced by the Coke to send me completely crazy  
It is hard to give up Coke when you see thin people drinking it
Or footy watching guys when. They should drink water but
As I said nobody's perfect
My teeth are rotting away
Athena can't cure it
My bottom teeth are fine
But the top were decaying away
I heard this one voice saying
I will have a nice refreshing can of Coke
But i want to turn my tastebuds off Coca Cola
Because 3-00 or 5-00 a day
Can cost $1000 a year

I hate life insurance commercials
They drive me up the wall
I know they focus families
Helping each other
But you have to pay a heap
You see this lady with her poxley old smile
I know it shows the happiness she feels using life insurance
But she looks so ****** poxley
I am getting sick of those commercials because the world
Won't improve if we got it
In fact the world will be losing more money time after time
They just try and rip your money from you and plan to never give it back to you
Even if they say they will, they won't because the life insurance people are big rich ****** who don't give a hoot about us
I wish they would get rid of life insurance adds cause they can drive a good man nuts
When they ring you they try and keep you talking on the phone until they sign you up
It drives you nuts and there is the fact those conversations never happen unless you think you are going to die
No, any insurance is a scam
To get ordinary Aussies to spend all the cash to suppossingly make their after life better for the people they leave behind WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP there is a chance that something will go wrong
You see your family might be put in debt waiting for the money no,
Life insurance is a total scam
Please dudes, don't get ****** in

Party zone


Johnny' hi everyone and welcome to party zone where we celebrate the weeks activities like the alligator surprising the residents of a national park and the big bash coming to an end next week
And the Tamworth country music festival has started
And now here is Tommy the
Feline with a drinking song

I would love to get drunk with
Jsckson because he is a fun guy
We would crack open a coldie
And say to each other
Getting drunk like this is so much fun
The drink we choose is beer
Cause it makes us feel so great
And we get do drunk and we arrive home after half past 8
In the morning
And here is my next song called
Working class man
Working hard to make a living
And getting drunk every night
Drinks like tooheys and XXXX
And a vb yeah it makes you feel like a hooligan
Wooo woooo woooo woooo
Beer makes me a working class man
You see a person who doesn't drink is a little person
And needs to learn s lot
About how to drink the
Whole thing down
Without Ronny letting out a big frown
I will crack open a nice beer
Right in his face
Woooo woooo woooo woooo
Beer makes you a working class man
Johnny' ok now it is time to see
Tom tickle
Tom
I drink a lot of beer and we have a lot of fun
You see anyone who says tor kick conservos up the ***
How are you going mate
I will say to him
Saying his is a very conservative dude and hates our partying ways
You just say ******* conservos
Get out of this town  
Please leave me be
So I can party right up against your frown
I drink a lot of beer
And I have fun
Johnny'. Thanks tommy and now that is time to finish up
And see you next week

Way back in the year 2013
Brian Allan heard voices from far and wide
It started with his father Barry and brother Chris all driving around his mind
Saying come on come on
Come with us and we will show you fun and Brian was jumping up and down writing letters on the computer trying to get these rotten voices out of his mind because Brian wanted to run so he can lose weight and feel good about himself
And as Brian ran he said to the cool people I wanna be famous and they sarcastically said you want to be famous used as a tease
Then as he went inside he heard his father driving up above saying I would rather die rather than help you through it
And he said I will die I will die
This made Brian worry because he was trying to get on with his dad Just to hear him say that
Then Brian sat down and suddenly all these voices were flying around hid head
Voices of family brother dad and mum voices of uncle Stan and daphne snd Kevin from the other side and granny flying around making hot cross buns
Even if she never cooked them before
Brian's mate Patrick Being the long lost mate  and lucky and muscles fluffy and snoopy and
And lady and Mitsy snd Trudy
And then his mate denial said
Mate you should not worry about your voices all you need to listen to calm music and the voice of Cath kershal who was my boss at work saying
You shouldn't work tomorrow if you feel the way you do Just get better and then as I was throwing my stuff over the balcony I heard voices from neighbours saying graham Thorne would not do this he was only a kid when he died
And I was throwing stuff out
Using it as fuel to send the house right up to the clouds and all the voices o heard will be coming up to join me and
I can sit up here looking down on the Mother Earth saying
I want to be up here never to return to earth
When I do go to earth I will go to woolies to steal a coke and
Leave the money on the ground
For the homeless people to pick up
So they can have something each day to eat
While I'll go back and watch heaven cam on every house in the world
But there was two more visitors
To bring the Canberra sports kids toward me
First it was a couple of Maoris and I was feeling the pressures of being poor was leaving
My body and I drank my coke saying I am going off to kick a football with the Canberra sports kids and the Maoris left
And then after 10 minutes I was still making noise
So the police came and they stood watching me as the Canberra sports kids were moving into my body
And just when I had my brother and dad and mum and Patrick
And Stan and Kevin and daphne
And the Canberra sports kids
As well as having a perfect HD
Earth cam perfect tv System
The police wouldn't rest till they arrested me and taken me off to the psych ward
Placed on a psychiatric treatment order
I went to the base ball my last time I went to Sydney and dad died
People die fellas people die fellas

Stop making me jitter
Stop pushing me up to clean my house
I have a cleaner
And I like sport
I want to watch the baseball and cricket and do my tapestry
I am not like ******* Lyle
I am like myself
You see it is fun watching
Canberra leading the bite
But for how long
And the big Melbourne derby
200 run chase is pretty cool
I am not a hooligan
I am a fun loving guy
Who loves every aspect of my life
I know I am a big guy
But I need to get rid of my
Stress
You see I try to be a low stressed individual
And I try to have as much fun
As I can do

Mr mason was a ****
You see he used a stick
He titled iddy armin and if
Anyone was naughty
He would crack it on our knuckles
Even if we laughed with our friends the stick would whack our knuckles
You see that was his brand of discipline just like a big rich powerful *****
You see some people say that
Discipline like that helps them stay out of trouble but in my personal opinion it forces kids to break laws thinking it is ok to hit other people or it forces you to think it is ok to yell at other adults
You see mr mason started all that
It was his fault that I didn't have a good education because I was always thinking about his precious iddy armin
And how if I mucked up
I would have it whacked across my knuckles
I turned out to be a good man
But no thanks to mr mason
Calling a stick after a famous dictator
You see people have gone through life thinking I never got in trouble but while they were thinking that I thought of iddy armin going across my fucken
****** knuckles **** it ******
Hurt like crazy
Mr mason was a *******, man

It is sad, so very sad
To die so close together
They were famous and they both lost their lives
Ever ever so sad
Carrie fisher may the force be with you and Debbie Reynolds
The world will miss you
May your funerals show us all
The kind of kind people you were
And may your next life
Be full of bliss
Explaining how much the world will miss you
Debbie made everybody happy
In everything she did
And Carrie was a wandering spirit yeah she made us happy
Carrie was a mystery woman
And it's sad to see them go
From a world of heartache and turmoil to the beautiful after life she plans
Her next life might be a YouTube baby but that will take a while
May the force be with you Carrie fisher as well Debbie Reynolds rest in peace

We have got to stop the cancer from spreading you see it ruins people's lives
You don't necessarily have to smoke you could get it oh yes you can
You see you smoke a pack a day of cigarettes and cancer comes oh yeah
Yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah
It ruins people's lives
I feel you can smell the cancer in your hands and in a few minutes you have it oh yeah
Nobody wants to die from it
And nothing can stop it from happening it just comes to you
With the fact people smoke while you are in the car
I wish to hell they can find a cure because it is pushing the smell into your hands and ruins
People's lives
Cheer cheer cheer for getting rid of cancer getting rid of the nicotine smell which brings cancer closer
We need a cure we need a cure
We need to find a cure to defeat cancer once and for all
You see I know everyone comes back to life after death but cancer isn't right for people to die
Stop the smoking in cars and stop the junk food
But as a natural fact
Cancer needs a cure to get defeated
Whenever you see cancer cure buckets please donate
It is an awful way to die
And we must defeat it, right now and get rid of the yucky cancer smell in your fingers
I know people who have died of cancer and these people didn't want to die oh no
Please cure cancer

I feel very tired from ear to ear
And I feel like having a beer
To celebrate Christmas and new year
You see I will get drunk and disturb the peace
And the beer will make me fall down on my knees
I could party all over this town
With tooheys blue tooheys red
And XXXX too
And a bottle of champagne and at the end we'll spew
And I wake up at half past two
Ready to party and party we will
You see the drinking keeps me awake
Like a cup of a nice milk shake
Do the milk shake milk shake
Do the shake
And flap your hands after drinking a few
Yeah mate yeah
I am ready to spew
Your family yell at you and they say that your crazy
Just because you are a workaholic to some and
To others your lazy
You feel like drinking
Saying let's get drunk
You see if you do you will feel like that skunk
Showing your body odour
And not have a shower
You will stink longer than 2 hours
Beer beer beer we all drink beer
Getting drunk smelling and being sick yeah mate yeah

I went to offer my services at a hockey tournament and I was heating voices bad
1  I was having evil thoughts about me and an old friend  in the mouth of a kid watching one of the games and this made me crazy
You see the force was trying to take my knowledge of me finding my way home
Then I walked out of the hockey field and I walked the wrong way right up to the end of the road
Then I was scared saying what is happening to me and I want to end this journey  
I turned left toward the city and I was wondering where the **** I was
I felt like a car was going to pull up and lure me into the car
I was scared and yelling out what is happening to me
I walked another half an hour still not knowing wheee I was
I headed further south and I made it into the city and hopped on a bus to belconnen with Matthew and Lawrence dressed up as my late granny and she helped me get home safely
I got home and my parents were worried and I went down and had cold fish and chips
I was seeing angels back then good and bad

In an old place at the edge of the world there was this psych ward where people would go if they can't fit into society
In this psych ward there was Peter yetta who was in there for
Disturbing the peace
You see he had a mental illness for years now and he was in and out of that dreaded place and he played shows in his room forcing people to knock on his door telling him to shut up
Because Peter was a tad too noisy and there was another patient who was John knight
Who was a huge danger to himself because he thinks his life stinks despite his parents saying he should love life
And he mainly sat in his room
Writing suicidal stories which made the staff worry even more
And that is the reason why he isn't allowed to leave John and Peter got on together and then there was tom kennel who was a huge heavy metal fan, so much in fact he wrote stories saying for satan to destroy the world and get rid of the staff and patients in this ward and tom had no friends in there but as a matter of fact he had no mates on the outside either
And tom walked up and down the psych ward yelling I am Satan and I am here to destroy each of your lives
There was this crazy lady who claimed she was kidnapped away from her cats she lives on the outside with but she was totally loopy and she yelled out saying I want to **** Bart Simpson and I want to **** any boy who bonds with their father claiming they are doing guy stuff and she got in fights with all the guys in the ward saying
You put me in here so you could **** my cats and her name was Rita smoothe and she hated her life and everything about this ward and young 18 year old Simon, oh well what can we say about him he held his entire college at gunpoint saying I want you all to die and he refused to sleep in his room
Because he thought the boogy man was after him when he slept and if anyone made heim go to his room he would become very violent with anyone who is around at the time sometimes they left him and sometimes they would call in the guards and lock him in
Isolation for about 4 days Simon yelled saying help help kidnap kidnap but nobody listened and I was trying to get up and I felt like I was going to die, it seems I am stuck in this psych ward and these crazy patients forever and it could be
That I have diabetes and not much time left or it could be
My experiences in the psych ward were bad and I don't want to go back
You see my nose in blocked and
I am being pushed out of my dreary life by the forces that made me mentally ill
I want to finish and do many more tapestries before I die
I am trying to get out and walk
I feel pretty good
Like a real family person should
I feel itches in my stomach of the angels pf the psych ward
Trying to say don't return to the psych ward because it is bad
And you will meet people like these **** in here

Dean Roberts had two homes
One was in port Adelaide and the other was in rhw Adelaide hills and he lived in the adelaide hills but he had paranoid mates living 3 doors down from his Port Adelaide home
You see there were squatters living there making everyone living around there scared to leave their homes and this usually happened every night from 4pm till dawn and then it appeared to be early but nobody went near the hooise except for dean Roberts who was hermless but the residents
Of the nearby homes barocsded themselves in their homes and there were psychiatrists around for anyone who becomes too scared to cross the main road and making sure no vunerable person was struggling getting to where they wanted to go or where they lived and dean Roberts was unaware of all this because there was no sign of people living there and dean's best friend Toni was the target in some way, you see she lived in the house opposite that house
And she called the police numerous times which forced cars to follow her making her look very scared but she still wanted to help the police remove them so she used herself as bait to catch them
But this was easy for them but Toni was in danger of losing her life making her scream so loud
But while Toni was with them dean was trapped inside his port Adelaide home but he broke the window and iinstead of going home to the hills he slept in his car waiting for the
Squatters to come back and When they did dean grabbed a broom and came in there saying come on get out of my house and then while that was going on Toni was panicking crossing the road making it half way across and then going back especially after they took her from her place of work and dumped her at the lights making her scared to hold someone even the police
Cause she watches the news where people dress up as police to take advantage of ladies like Toni and after dean got rid of the squatters for bow
He drove home with people yelling out to him hi mr hero
With people bipping their horn
Saying you are port Adelaide's
Hero but Toni was still struggling to get home and this forced the police  to grab her and take her home
To take her medication and go to bed and one of the squatters returned and was caught and shoved in Ron coopers psych ward where he was put on eppelim and he was forced to one day tell them why he lived in dean Roberts property and squatter said his name was ken
Psrtley and Ron gave ken an injection of abilify to calm
Him down and Ron went back home and had pizza and coke
While ken was stuck in a Place he hated and Toni was still paranoid about crossing that road and dean helped her get through this like a friend would

The Christmas parade
Floats of all shapes and sizes
Welcoming santa

I remember having a lot of fun
With a friend named Patrick
You see we used to hassle our other mate and we played basketball and also we went to heaps of parties but when I went out on my own I totslly ignored him
Maybe it is that I didn't want a father figure or maybe I was too sick to talk to a good mate that he was maybe it was me helping people with the elderly
At vinnies and I had Helens voice of helping people all over my head
Maybe it is me liking Christmas
Carols and o sometimes drive people nuts when I put them on
Maybe I remembered parts from those days which I disagree in doing and i only did them to get respected
Maybe I didn't like Patrick when he yelled through the phone
But in general speaking Patrick was a cool guy and really my mental illness got in the way
Of enjoying life with him
But it started out I was still in my parents house and he wasn't and now I have moved out I hear voices of hatred
But it is still my mental illness
Which got in the way of understanding Patrick

I smashed my glass of water all over the cat and I saw a creature to small to be a rat
I am listening to Christmas in Vienna from 2015
It is cool and rad
Please don't stop it continuing
Into other years
My voices are trying to het me to buy a big bottle of flavoured milk and a few chocolates and popcorn as well
I know if I threw my things over the bslcony
I will go to the psych ward
Be placed on an order
And my life will turn upside down
You see my voices are trying
To stop me contacting my late father's spirit and as I see his reincarnation doing a dance from FROZEN
You see I want to contact his spirit to say to him
I am exercising to bring my weight down
You see seroquel makes me hype right up
And with junk food it can bring you down
You see I need to even the flow
To keep me out of the psych ward horrible place
Please god bring the earth dome peace

Christmas is a fun time
For young and for old
Like opening presents
And eating dinner
And drinking right to the ground
You see santa comes down the chimney and leave the presents under the tree to make the children hap hap happy
You see they sing jingle bells
And silent night as well as we wish you a merry Christmas
Then some dude comes up to you and tells you that you have
Nothing under the tree
I said why oh why mate
I want to know why you isn't there anything
I am a fun loving guy
So why didn't you buy a gift for me
They said hey mate you don't deserve a gift
You are the grinch in your previous life
But I shouldn't hold that against you so let us party

All I want for Christmas is a big cute smile that makes me feel
So very great
You see I want for Christmas
Is a big cute smile
To have fun every day and night
You see at Christmas I will party on yeah party ok
With alcohol and softies
And my teeth become rotten
Like times I have forgotten
You see with Christmas it is so fun everybody can get drunk
And we say to each other
That Christmas is a time to be happy
Party with bourbon and *****
As well as a big beautiful drink of lemonade and port
You see drinking a nice Coca Cola really brightens up your day the red and white is santa
Coming through your computer and all
Then your father wants a vb beer as well as a pav and a spiked fruit punch
** ** ** as he pretends to be santa saying merry Christmas to us all
Yeah then he drinks his beer and a nice Christmas cake
To try and show us that santa ain't a fake

Christmas is the time of year when people are nice to you
You give presents and have hot dinners and pull crackers and we tell jokes from them crackers and we invite all of our friends to really enjoy the party
Bop bop bopity boo
Christmas is coming and we celebrate too with eggnog and beer and wine oh yeah and we have a smack up BBQ which is cool
You see we play carols on YouTube and on tape
And we sing jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh
How much would you pay
For a ride on your sleigh
For cousin Pete and uncle Donald and dear Aunty Faye
We sing let it snow but we pray for it bad because in Australia
Christmas is hot very very hot
Like burning the **** out of a baby in a cot
We wish you a merry Christmas
You have to do the dishes
Because if you don't you will live in a unorganised filthy house I wouldn't let my pet mouse who loves filth live there
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Is a fine fellow indeed
You think, if you wanna good garden nature grows and we sew the seed and Santa Claus eats the seed after traveling the country on his sleigh
** ** ** merry Christmas

Oh yeah bow bow
Christmas is coming bow bow
You see Santa has lots of great gifts so everybody can enjoy Christmas bow bow
We sing carols out in the park
Sing them loud and strong
Some of those carols take a long time
You see we watch the parade on the tv and on the street
We get a smile from everyone we meet oh yeah bow bow
Christmas is a time to celebrate for everyone bow bow
Silent night holy night
The stars are shining really bright
So bright you nearly go blind
Oh yeah bow bow
Christmas is fun yeah

Jingle bells the man is here
Saying ** ** ** to you
This famous man is Santa Claus
Celebrate every day
Jingle bells party on
With eggnog and a beer
And we get down and party dudes getting wasted for Christmas Day
A b c d e f g the party is on
For you and me
Drink a ***** and orange to make you happy
17 candles lights up the night oh lay
Jesus said something wonderful Jesus said merry Christmas to you
You see I was bought into this world to celebrate Christmas
And I turned water to wine
Praise me to Jesus praise me to party merry Christmas dude party on Jesus
Get down and party mate
Everybody party mate
Cheer for Santa and Jesus mate
Saying merry Christmas and a happy New year
And cheer on the magic of this fantastic holiday season
It is the holiday season
And I will come and party yeah
Really get down and show you the moves right
Merry Christmas Day
** ** ** you and me. Cheering on this day being very happy
** ** ** play with my yo yo
Saying merry merry Christmas yeah and a happy new year

Concert on Neptune


Hi this is Brian
With his concert
First song
Yo it's Brian and I am here to say
That rapping is the only thing I do all day
I do my art but now I am tired
I feel like getting ****** on methane smoothie
I would drink to get drunk
And I don't have a shower
Yeah I stink
I party all night and into the day
In civic and belconnen and Jupiter moon
I get a few of chocolates in my system but that gives me a big fat belly which I don't want
I would prefer to eat healthy food to eat by the Tele
Everybody needs somebody
To love  to love somebody to love dudes and I saw who won the Melbourne cup and I watched a bit of Becker
It was cool watching a Halloween episode of Ellen
Yo it's Brian and I am here to say yeah mate yeah I am cool
In every way
Next song is fly burgers
Fly burgers are good enough to eat
Fly burgers are such a tasty treat
Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
Add some lettuce and tomato
And have so much fun
Now at home the flies are buzzing and you feel like yelling like hell because the doctor put you on that blasted seroquel
You see it pushes your mind up and down
And in your head one of your mates lets out a frown
Fly burgers are good enough to eat
Fly burgers are such a tasty treat
Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
Add some lettuce and tomato
And have so much fun
You see me and my good old mate will party into the night
You see we drink our drinks
Of a deck full of flies
A knock on the front door was a man who wants to offer
A deal on pest control
Get rid of flies and make us
Have a very good party on the deck
Fly burgers are good enough to eat
Fly burgers are such a tasty treat
Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
Add some lettuce and tomato
And have so much fun

Next song

3 6 9 the goose drank wine
Michael Jackson chewed tobacco up on cloud 9
Prince choked on an artichoke
People party whether you like it or not
You see my seroquel voices said to me
That I am lifting my mind up like a real **** ya see
You see Michael Jackson is doing a proper moonwalk
And he is so happy
And he sings his songs up here like he is the mighty king
And Peter spinichio said to me
Come on show us how to party
Like you told me you believe in reincarnation yeah
And you told me you wanted to give up beer
3 6 9 the great goose drank wine
Sam kinison chewed tobacco up on cloud 9
Everyone soaked there feet in an avocado
We should party whether conservos like it or not
We should party party party party and say conservos push off
Next song
You see I went around chucking a schitzophrenic
Swearing and yelling and randomly thinking people are teasing you you know it's a hard life with the voices
Especially from your best mate named rob the thing is
I have no best mate named rob
1 2 3 4 do the schitzoprenic
From the first diagnosis to the current situation
I need to take my medication
For it to be controlled
I am schitzophrenic
I sit in my house watching tv
I feel they are talking to me
I jump up and yell I AM A FAMILY DUDE
The voices say no I am not
Just because I used to be a nerd
1 2 3 4 do the schitzophrenic
From the first diagnosis
To the current situation
With my medication
It can be controlled
Oh yeah I am schitzophrenic
See you next time

I am a ***** I am a *****
I am better than the men
The grown up silly men
I am a ***** I am a *****
I believe in partying and being a slob
I clean my house in my good time Just like s ***** would do
I don't do manly things
Like clean my house for you
You see mate I am a *****
A mighty mighty *****
You can't make me say I am not
I believe in making skewers and salad eaten the way a ***** does
I am a ***** a mighty mighty *****
I love the way I live life
You see I hear voices that are ***** related and I party too
I am a bloke I am a *****
And my best mate's name is robbo and I love life more than you
I am a ***** a mighty mighty *****
Cause I love life I love to party
And I do little work
******* mate what is your problem
I am a ***** and I love life
I slob my dinner with conservative ***** saying
Eat nicely I say no
Cause I am a *****
I am a *****
I am cool man cool you yeah cool me I am a ***** anyway
And you are a boring man mate
How are you going mate
You see you are a man and I am a ***** that is right dude

Hi dudes and welcome to the candle festival which is at Nara park behind the Albert hall and there is a good band on the stage playing classic 80s music
From the act senior college band a bit of survivor and abba
And a whole lot more
There are a lot of stalls  where you could buy a lot of great souvenirs for the young and the young at heart and there are many demonstrations like judo and drumming and sumo wrestling  and at sunset a beautiful candle garden will light up the night and the crowd is beginning to build up, yeah
This is totally awesome and as I am walking around you see people getting ready to do their demonstrations
Welcome back and isn't narrabundah college energetic
As they performed their great Japanese dancing and over at the demonstration area they have calligraphy Japanese style
And there is a drumming workshop under the trees near the food tents and the judo dudes are showing off their styles isn't it wonderful and then we had a duet from Gungahlin college and mate they blew me away with their fine Japanese voices and at the moment the stage is at intermission waiting for the school choirs to begin l am looking forward to that
And as you look around you can see the judo dudes and dudettes displaying their judo skills by lifting their opponents
Over their shoulder, and over onto the mat and over at the ikebana tent they are showing us how to put it together with a fine hand which means she is trying to keep the beauty and now the judo has finished and the sumo wrestlers are showing their skills and I would hate to meet up with them in a dark alley and as you walk over to behind the ATM machines the kids are displaying their drumming skills, there are kids from babies to toddlers and aren't they having a ball
Yeah this can really brighten the imagination real hard and the school choirs are on the stage displaying their singing talents
Yeah, this candle festival has it all, I didn't see much of the school choirs and Nara university high school but o guarantee they would have been great and the sumo wrestlers really had the crowd glued to the stage and on the main stage there is a smoking ceremony and the karate is taking up the stage and soon they are having a sake barrel ceremony and this is going to be totally awesome dudes
It is now 6:26 and now we will feature some great music from ms satsuki odmara (koto) and Robert stockee (didgeridoo) & dr yukihiko doi (Japanese court music) and everyone is listening to this fine music as they await the big candle garden ceremony which I hope this year is awesome and the party is well and truly on the way I hope it is a very good ceremony
It will like the, whole evening
And kids are flying kites as well as making lantern, it costs a bit but it is jolly well worth it if you have kids pulling on your jumper begging for something to do and there is an array of very good stalls if you are looking for an early Christmas present for someone in your family, yeah that is sooooooo!awesome and on the main stage there is George & noriko with their wonderful blend of blues and Japanese sounds and they will get the party started right, they will get the party started quickly right
Aren't George and noriko great they are getting the crowd into the party mode and I love how they yell out koupei too before this song but, mate this is music and party combined and
Everyone is gathered round the stage tapping their feet as await the lighting of the beautiful candle garden
As we are nearing the end of the first set of George and noriko, the sun is going down
Behind the tree and soon as they let out their last koipei
The night is nearly upon us
And those candles will light up the beautiful garden here at Nara peace park
We just had a very beautiful
Ceremony with the chief minister and enstiguished guests and as they light up a few lanterns in the candle Garden we are entertained by koto and didgeridoo and Japanese court music and I can tell you, this is very cool and o think the didgeridoo sounds totally awesome with the other instruments and as we look around each tree has blue green and pink lights, and I tell you that looks great and a lot of families bought candles to wave around and the music was great
And now we are into the last 2 acts on stage and George and noriko are coming out to yell out a few cool kowpei and I think this will be really cool
You see he sits down on his chair and blasts some great blues and Japanese Music
Or Japanese blues and they are showing us how to party, dudes
Saki saki saki is the sound you are hearing  as they are playing a Japanese blues song which
When he says saki we say saki
He says saki saki saki we say saki saki saki and they get their beer and yell out kowpei
And everyone is recording the music and finding out whether
It worked and then as George and noriko are introducing the next song and now it is time for the last song which is rad dude
Shake your money maker
Shake your money maker
That is the last song but I am hoping they do an encore which
Will be pretty cool  and then he yells out koipei
Shake your money maker
Shake your money maker
And I think I will shake my pockets as that is my money maker oh well they didn't do and encore as they are setting up for the taikoz drumming
And as they brought out the first drum and there should be enough drumming to last from 8-30 to 9-00, I think the crowd
Are cheering taikoz on as they prepare
Those drummers were totally awesome and very fit
I know I couldn't drum like that in a million years, I liked how the drummers moved from sequence to sequence
They must put in a lot of days a week rehearsing for that
And when the drumming was over I talk a walk through the candle garden and my phone conked out so I couldn't get a picture but I might have some
Photos of the candle garden in a couple of days
So that is it that is all
So let's shake your money maker to buy some saki saki saki and yell out koipei
Catch ya later dudes and dudettes

You see I was looking for beautiful woman to snuggle up with but nobody wanted to be with me, no matter how hard I tried I could never get the perfect woman, so I decided to
Make up a whole woman out of my mind, and everything turned out well until it became time for the woman to meet the parents
And this was the hard bit
Because I didn't want to bring a new woman in forcing her to pretend to be by lover because
Things could get ****** weird
And at that moment in time I was too shy to find the perfect woman and one guy told me
If you want a woman to keep for your very own join an internet group, you won't be hassled or anything because most of them
Just want companions and they can't find companions in anyone they see around them
And I said how am I going to do that because nobody wanted to be my companion
I am a regular guy
I like having fun
And I like sports
And partying to cool music
It's just that I like my own style
Of partying
I don't want people to gatecrash it
I also like doing art
And I know there is a woman out there for me
But I find it hard because I don't
Want any hassles
So I find my made up woman is better even if I could appear a tad shy to try something that
You heard could  be dangerous
At least the made up woman doesn't judge you
And doesn't make fun of you

I don't know what happened exactly but my dad and gran
Came into my dream last night to try and get me to understand
That they had no plan for me
And they just wanted me to be happy but they were looking at
How I am suffering with my voices, especially when I will tell my voices I love my life too much to want to **** myself
I know I need to be careful what I say on Facebook and it might be hard when I keep airing my ***** laundry on it but sometimes I find it fun mention the past of what caused my mental illness, I believe in previous lives and I am starting to see proper psychic visions
Last night and it made me feel great, you see I like watching daily vlogs on YouTube because it makes me feel happy and as much fun as me and Patrick had when we were young
I don't want his voice in my head because I hear him saying
Let's give him my voice do me and him can play with Brian all the time till he dies and when I say I am getting tired of that
The voice says don't be like Lyle
Saying I am tired all the time
And dad told me he was worried if I talk about Christmas I might get tease because I was very negative back then, and I want to say just one thing I didn't really like going to church
It is not because of the messiah
I found it ever so boring
Back in 2003 I tried to had excitement to church by bringing a coke drinking man to the church and when I participated in church it was like a kid who wanted to be famous
Even if mum didn't want me to go for her, I just couldn't resist
You see I wanted to show I was a stupid arrogant drunk who
Smoke and drank himself to an early oblivion and I know I really made my family scared of me
And that is why I gave up drinking
I didn't give up partying
I still want to party
You can still party without beer
I wanted to buy a 24 can pack of coke so I can have a big party
But I mainly party at home now
And other places which are cool
For me to go to
And what is cool for me isn't what other people say what is cool for me, no I am an individual you can't fool me
I like doing my art but when o was trying to do my art last week I felt lazy and I just wanted to watch tv to get my inspiration back
You see back in 2003 I wanted to inspirational but that wasn't the word I meant to say
My motto is give up what
Makes you angry no matter how cool it is and enjoy life like me

John hawker English also was the official surgeon for the Swedish army.and this was a hard job patching up each and every wounded soldier who suffered there and sometimes it was easy and sometimes it was mighty hard for him
Because being apart of the Swedish army and fixing people up makes John think that the people he couldn't save and
All the people who yelled at him
You see John never had a family apart from a brother and parents because he devoted his
Soldiers at the Swedish army as his family and yes it was emotional when he couldn't save anyone and when he died
He had the Swedish army by his side nobody could save him
Despite John putting his best work for the Swedish army
Mind you death happens
You can't save everyone

You see where did I get the inspiration to play the coopers
And play livestock
Avoid doctors and vets
Well there could be many reasons but if you look at my previous life story you will see
I was doctor and surgeon John
Hawker English who was born in 1788 and died in 1840 and in that time I won awards as well as saving lives of all the people who passed through the hospital doors and every October the hospital ran it's very own chess tournament and John hawker English won 5 years of the tournament and
Also John was a mad religious freak who every Sunday went to church to meet up with the congregation and listen to the sermons, his biggest job was the postman who came off his bicycle in 1806 and without all the modern technology of today John had to work on saving the postmans life and it took him about 3 days and 2 operations and by all means it nearly killed him but he survived it and in 1812 there was this drinking ***** being brought in with a heart attack
And needed a quick bypass
But this was going to be hard and then in 1801 there was a
Accident with a horse and Cart
With school kids on it crashed into the English Channel and John was having a hard time saving all the kids and he saved 80% of the kids with 4 little girls was washed out to sea and died
And John was being yelled at by the 4 children's families
There were more emergencies
And the town had mix reactions
About john's way he handles the operations but on John's death bed John hawker English said people die and sometimes you can save them unfortunately you can't save everyone and then he died

Go the sharkies go the blue white and black
Yeah now they will party
The mighty blue white and black
You see it was a very nerve racking match but very happy
The Sharks won
Go go the sharkies the mighty
Blue white and black
We started in 1967
The mighty blue white and black
Yeah the Sharks deserved to win it and it was great to see the underdogs win
The mighty blue white and black
Cheer on the sharkies
The team that used to cop flack
Until today when the Sharks
Beat the storm to finally have a flag
Go go the sharkies
The mighty blue white and black
I would love to have a beer
With the Sharks yeah
I would love to have a beer with them
I would drink it down real fast yeah
But after today each Sharks player will be rolling drunk
We will drink in our shire
Where the atmosphere is tops
But one thing we need to do
Is not get pulled over by the cops
Oh yeah Cronulla
It is great for the blue white and black