I am a fine man
I love life everyday
And people come from miles around to love life with me
You see we laugh and joke around yeah and party every day
From the great days of January
February march April and May
You see I party with the young dudes and I party with the poor
If a rich snob wants to party with me I will throw him out the door
Man how much I love life
And everything in it yeah mate yeah I like television and art and crafts and writing silly songs
I love life when I hear the Big Ben chime out ding **** ****
I am a fine Person I love life every day
And as I get up from my sleeping bed I feel like a big party
I watch television that really makes people understand how good they are
Whether you drive a big truck
A motorbike and a nice motor car
When I watch music shows
I learn how to really
Love life
They get down and party party
Just like Johnny O'keefe and Jimmy Barnes David Campbell
And the great gazoo
I love life a lot of the time
I want to have fun oh yeah oh yeah and that is what I do

You are a rich *****
A big rich *****
You don't care for anyone
Or you care for is your money
You don't care for what we are going through
You are an ******* and a rich ***** you care not for us
You care just for the wealthy
Like Malcolm Turnbull and Donald trump and many more
You are a rich *****
You are an *******
All you care about is the rich
You want to drive around in your black Porsche
While we are just riding the bus
You say  I am a loser a big loser
Like a rich ***** does
You don't care for the homeless
Or you care for is Donald trump
You can't except me if I get famous it really drives me up the wall
But being the rich ***** that you are
You can't except me being cool
You get married to a rich woman and you raise your kids to be rich as well
And you also train your kids to fight the poor people by bashing them up to a pulp
Like a rich ***** does
The motto of the poor is to fight to become well known but if they run into your kids remember to run the other way
You see only big rich ****** don't let us poor people have our voice

Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Went to bed with my mate Nathaniel never ever bothered to read the manual Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Died last night in a pool of baniel his name is Daniel and he is crazy he is Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
You see Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Ooh he died and came back to life again
As a chicken for that is his name
Chicken **** Daniel the cocker spaniel
Daniel Daniel the stupid mentally man I know he is suffering and I feel sorry for him
I want to save him from his problems of Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
He watches soccer especially Barcelona he watches the match and if they win
He will play we are the champions really loud
Daniel Daniel the cocker spaniel
He was cool in a sort of a way
Yeah we had fun for this is just a joke to lighten the mood of the cocker spaniel named Daniel

You see this is a classic case of
Nobody's perfect
You see my teeth are rotting away all because I thought drinking Coca Cola was the coolest thing in the world
But it is the sugar in the coke
Which makes the dental bill really high
I even thought drinking the cheap soft drinks weren't an answer but I felt like a cool person who thought drinking coke was cool but I am replacing coke with juice and water but even with juice you have to careful not to drink too much juice but I am on mental illness and I need to have something but it is costing money and really it makes me look ever so crazy
But dental bills can get high and I am the first to admit that my mouth is full of decay despite how many times I clean them
I clean them in the morning and before I go to bed but I still see decay desolving the teeth in my mouth
I wish I could go to my dentist in the sky to fix the problem
I have to make sure I understand that coke might be a nice drink
It might taste nice
But the damage it does to my body and teeth is bad
I love Coke and it makes me feel I belong in this world
It started from just a can and moved to bottles
And back in 2002 I was even more addicted to Coke when they were giving out the free bottles on the lids
I have drank more bottles of coke than you had hot dinners
I need to resist the taste the nice taste
I tried to get the image out of my head in tapestry and writing
But as I said this is a clear case of nobody's perfect
I want to feel good I hear voices of the past because
I want a better life
But what is a better life anyway
I drink coke to feel like a celebrity
I drink coke to feel young again
I want my young body back again
So I drink coke
All any other form of sugar
But I don't want diabetes
I ran around the block many times and the Coke was giving me bad voices
I went to the psych ward in 2004 and 2013 because of the Coca Cola
Ellen DeGeneres doesn't want a crazy Coke drinker on my show
You see I am writing this blog
And I still feel like tasting Coke
Even if I have a chafing on the bottom of my belly all because of the Coke
I wanted to feel like a normal guy or a young dude who gets high on the bubbles of Coca Cola
It started really when I saw young dudes drinking it on home and away
But they don't do it anymore
I drank 2 bottles of coke at a cafe in the city after I was helping people all day
I wanted to feel like an adult in a way ya know drink what I want sort of thing and I felt like if
But the dental bill came back to me
Like it was out to get me or something
The voices were forced by the Coke to send me completely crazy  
It is hard to give up Coke when you see thin people drinking it
Or footy watching guys when. They should drink water but
As I said nobody's perfect
My teeth are rotting away
Athena can't cure it
My bottom teeth are fine
But the top were decaying away
I heard this one voice saying
I will have a nice refreshing can of Coke
But i want to turn my tastebuds off Coca Cola
Because 3-00 or 5-00 a day
Can cost $1000 a year

I hate life insurance commercials
They drive me up the wall
I know they focus families
Helping each other
But you have to pay a heap
You see this lady with her poxley old smile
I know it shows the happiness she feels using life insurance
But she looks so ****** poxley
I am getting sick of those commercials because the world
Won't improve if we got it
In fact the world will be losing more money time after time
They just try and rip your money from you and plan to never give it back to you
Even if they say they will, they won't because the life insurance people are big rich ****** who don't give a hoot about us
I wish they would get rid of life insurance adds cause they can drive a good man nuts
When they ring you they try and keep you talking on the phone until they sign you up
It drives you nuts and there is the fact those conversations never happen unless you think you are going to die
No, any insurance is a scam
To get ordinary Aussies to spend all the cash to suppossingly make their after life better for the people they leave behind WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP there is a chance that something will go wrong
You see your family might be put in debt waiting for the money no,
Life insurance is a total scam
Please dudes, don't get ****** in

Party zone


Johnny' hi everyone and welcome to party zone where we celebrate the weeks activities like the alligator surprising the residents of a national park and the big bash coming to an end next week
And the Tamworth country music festival has started
And now here is Tommy the
Feline with a drinking song

I would love to get drunk with
Jsckson because he is a fun guy
We would crack open a coldie
And say to each other
Getting drunk like this is so much fun
The drink we choose is beer
Cause it makes us feel so great
And we get do drunk and we arrive home after half past 8
In the morning
And here is my next song called
Working class man
Working hard to make a living
And getting drunk every night
Drinks like tooheys and XXXX
And a vb yeah it makes you feel like a hooligan
Wooo woooo woooo woooo
Beer makes me a working class man
You see a person who doesn't drink is a little person
And needs to learn s lot
About how to drink the
Whole thing down
Without Ronny letting out a big frown
I will crack open a nice beer
Right in his face
Woooo woooo woooo woooo
Beer makes you a working class man
Johnny' ok now it is time to see
Tom tickle
Tom
I drink a lot of beer and we have a lot of fun
You see anyone who says tor kick conservos up the ***
How are you going mate
I will say to him
Saying his is a very conservative dude and hates our partying ways
You just say ******* conservos
Get out of this town  
Please leave me be
So I can party right up against your frown
I drink a lot of beer
And I have fun
Johnny'. Thanks tommy and now that is time to finish up
And see you next week

Way back in the year 2013
Brian Allan heard voices from far and wide
It started with his father Barry and brother Chris all driving around his mind
Saying come on come on
Come with us and we will show you fun and Brian was jumping up and down writing letters on the computer trying to get these rotten voices out of his mind because Brian wanted to run so he can lose weight and feel good about himself
And as Brian ran he said to the cool people I wanna be famous and they sarcastically said you want to be famous used as a tease
Then as he went inside he heard his father driving up above saying I would rather die rather than help you through it
And he said I will die I will die
This made Brian worry because he was trying to get on with his dad Just to hear him say that
Then Brian sat down and suddenly all these voices were flying around hid head
Voices of family brother dad and mum voices of uncle Stan and daphne snd Kevin from the other side and granny flying around making hot cross buns
Even if she never cooked them before
Brian's mate Patrick Being the long lost mate  and lucky and muscles fluffy and snoopy and
And lady and Mitsy snd Trudy
And then his mate denial said
Mate you should not worry about your voices all you need to listen to calm music and the voice of Cath kershal who was my boss at work saying
You shouldn't work tomorrow if you feel the way you do Just get better and then as I was throwing my stuff over the balcony I heard voices from neighbours saying graham Thorne would not do this he was only a kid when he died
And I was throwing stuff out
Using it as fuel to send the house right up to the clouds and all the voices o heard will be coming up to join me and
I can sit up here looking down on the Mother Earth saying
I want to be up here never to return to earth
When I do go to earth I will go to woolies to steal a coke and
Leave the money on the ground
For the homeless people to pick up
So they can have something each day to eat
While I'll go back and watch heaven cam on every house in the world
But there was two more visitors
To bring the Canberra sports kids toward me
First it was a couple of Maoris and I was feeling the pressures of being poor was leaving
My body and I drank my coke saying I am going off to kick a football with the Canberra sports kids and the Maoris left
And then after 10 minutes I was still making noise
So the police came and they stood watching me as the Canberra sports kids were moving into my body
And just when I had my brother and dad and mum and Patrick
And Stan and Kevin and daphne
And the Canberra sports kids
As well as having a perfect HD
Earth cam perfect tv System
The police wouldn't rest till they arrested me and taken me off to the psych ward
Placed on a psychiatric treatment order
I went to the base ball my last time I went to Sydney and dad died
People die fellas people die fellas

Stop making me jitter
Stop pushing me up to clean my house
I have a cleaner
And I like sport
I want to watch the baseball and cricket and do my tapestry
I am not like ******* Lyle
I am like myself
You see it is fun watching
Canberra leading the bite
But for how long
And the big Melbourne derby
200 run chase is pretty cool
I am not a hooligan
I am a fun loving guy
Who loves every aspect of my life
I know I am a big guy
But I need to get rid of my
Stress
You see I try to be a low stressed individual
And I try to have as much fun
As I can do

Mr mason was a ****
You see he used a stick
He titled iddy armin and if
Anyone was naughty
He would crack it on our knuckles
Even if we laughed with our friends the stick would whack our knuckles
You see that was his brand of discipline just like a big rich powerful *****
You see some people say that
Discipline like that helps them stay out of trouble but in my personal opinion it forces kids to break laws thinking it is ok to hit other people or it forces you to think it is ok to yell at other adults
You see mr mason started all that
It was his fault that I didn't have a good education because I was always thinking about his precious iddy armin
And how if I mucked up
I would have it whacked across my knuckles
I turned out to be a good man
But no thanks to mr mason
Calling a stick after a famous dictator
You see people have gone through life thinking I never got in trouble but while they were thinking that I thought of iddy armin going across my fucken
****** knuckles **** it ******
Hurt like crazy
Mr mason was a *******, man

It is sad, so very sad
To die so close together
They were famous and they both lost their lives
Ever ever so sad
Carrie fisher may the force be with you and Debbie Reynolds
The world will miss you
May your funerals show us all
The kind of kind people you were
And may your next life
Be full of bliss
Explaining how much the world will miss you
Debbie made everybody happy
In everything she did
And Carrie was a wandering spirit yeah she made us happy
Carrie was a mystery woman
And it's sad to see them go
From a world of heartache and turmoil to the beautiful after life she plans
Her next life might be a YouTube baby but that will take a while
May the force be with you Carrie fisher as well Debbie Reynolds rest in peace

We have got to stop the cancer from spreading you see it ruins people's lives
You don't necessarily have to smoke you could get it oh yes you can
You see you smoke a pack a day of cigarettes and cancer comes oh yeah
Yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah
It ruins people's lives
I feel you can smell the cancer in your hands and in a few minutes you have it oh yeah
Nobody wants to die from it
And nothing can stop it from happening it just comes to you
With the fact people smoke while you are in the car
I wish to hell they can find a cure because it is pushing the smell into your hands and ruins
People's lives
Cheer cheer cheer for getting rid of cancer getting rid of the nicotine smell which brings cancer closer
We need a cure we need a cure
We need to find a cure to defeat cancer once and for all
You see I know everyone comes back to life after death but cancer isn't right for people to die
Stop the smoking in cars and stop the junk food
But as a natural fact
Cancer needs a cure to get defeated
Whenever you see cancer cure buckets please donate
It is an awful way to die
And we must defeat it, right now and get rid of the yucky cancer smell in your fingers
I know people who have died of cancer and these people didn't want to die oh no
Please cure cancer

I feel very tired from ear to ear
And I feel like having a beer
To celebrate Christmas and new year
You see I will get drunk and disturb the peace
And the beer will make me fall down on my knees
I could party all over this town
With tooheys blue tooheys red
And XXXX too
And a bottle of champagne and at the end we'll spew
And I wake up at half past two
Ready to party and party we will
You see the drinking keeps me awake
Like a cup of a nice milk shake
Do the milk shake milk shake
Do the shake
And flap your hands after drinking a few
Yeah mate yeah
I am ready to spew
Your family yell at you and they say that your crazy
Just because you are a workaholic to some and
To others your lazy
You feel like drinking
Saying let's get drunk
You see if you do you will feel like that skunk
Showing your body odour
And not have a shower
You will stink longer than 2 hours
Beer beer beer we all drink beer
Getting drunk smelling and being sick yeah mate yeah

I went to offer my services at a hockey tournament and I was heating voices bad
1  I was having evil thoughts about me and an old friend  in the mouth of a kid watching one of the games and this made me crazy
You see the force was trying to take my knowledge of me finding my way home
Then I walked out of the hockey field and I walked the wrong way right up to the end of the road
Then I was scared saying what is happening to me and I want to end this journey  
I turned left toward the city and I was wondering where the **** I was
I felt like a car was going to pull up and lure me into the car
I was scared and yelling out what is happening to me
I walked another half an hour still not knowing wheee I was
I headed further south and I made it into the city and hopped on a bus to belconnen with Matthew and Lawrence dressed up as my late granny and she helped me get home safely
I got home and my parents were worried and I went down and had cold fish and chips
I was seeing angels back then good and bad

In an old place at the edge of the world there was this psych ward where people would go if they can't fit into society
In this psych ward there was Peter yetta who was in there for
Disturbing the peace
You see he had a mental illness for years now and he was in and out of that dreaded place and he played shows in his room forcing people to knock on his door telling him to shut up
Because Peter was a tad too noisy and there was another patient who was John knight
Who was a huge danger to himself because he thinks his life stinks despite his parents saying he should love life
And he mainly sat in his room
Writing suicidal stories which made the staff worry even more
And that is the reason why he isn't allowed to leave John and Peter got on together and then there was tom kennel who was a huge heavy metal fan, so much in fact he wrote stories saying for satan to destroy the world and get rid of the staff and patients in this ward and tom had no friends in there but as a matter of fact he had no mates on the outside either
And tom walked up and down the psych ward yelling I am Satan and I am here to destroy each of your lives
There was this crazy lady who claimed she was kidnapped away from her cats she lives on the outside with but she was totally loopy and she yelled out saying I want to **** Bart Simpson and I want to **** any boy who bonds with their father claiming they are doing guy stuff and she got in fights with all the guys in the ward saying
You put me in here so you could **** my cats and her name was Rita smoothe and she hated her life and everything about this ward and young 18 year old Simon, oh well what can we say about him he held his entire college at gunpoint saying I want you all to die and he refused to sleep in his room
Because he thought the boogy man was after him when he slept and if anyone made heim go to his room he would become very violent with anyone who is around at the time sometimes they left him and sometimes they would call in the guards and lock him in
Isolation for about 4 days Simon yelled saying help help kidnap kidnap but nobody listened and I was trying to get up and I felt like I was going to die, it seems I am stuck in this psych ward and these crazy patients forever and it could be
That I have diabetes and not much time left or it could be
My experiences in the psych ward were bad and I don't want to go back
You see my nose in blocked and
I am being pushed out of my dreary life by the forces that made me mentally ill
I want to finish and do many more tapestries before I die
I am trying to get out and walk
I feel pretty good
Like a real family person should
I feel itches in my stomach of the angels pf the psych ward
Trying to say don't return to the psych ward because it is bad
And you will meet people like these **** in here

Dean Roberts had two homes
One was in port Adelaide and the other was in rhw Adelaide hills and he lived in the adelaide hills but he had paranoid mates living 3 doors down from his Port Adelaide home
You see there were squatters living there making everyone living around there scared to leave their homes and this usually happened every night from 4pm till dawn and then it appeared to be early but nobody went near the hooise except for dean Roberts who was hermless but the residents
Of the nearby homes barocsded themselves in their homes and there were psychiatrists around for anyone who becomes too scared to cross the main road and making sure no vunerable person was struggling getting to where they wanted to go or where they lived and dean Roberts was unaware of all this because there was no sign of people living there and dean's best friend Toni was the target in some way, you see she lived in the house opposite that house
And she called the police numerous times which forced cars to follow her making her look very scared but she still wanted to help the police remove them so she used herself as bait to catch them
But this was easy for them but Toni was in danger of losing her life making her scream so loud
But while Toni was with them dean was trapped inside his port Adelaide home but he broke the window and iinstead of going home to the hills he slept in his car waiting for the
Squatters to come back and When they did dean grabbed a broom and came in there saying come on get out of my house and then while that was going on Toni was panicking crossing the road making it half way across and then going back especially after they took her from her place of work and dumped her at the lights making her scared to hold someone even the police
Cause she watches the news where people dress up as police to take advantage of ladies like Toni and after dean got rid of the squatters for bow
He drove home with people yelling out to him hi mr hero
With people bipping their horn
Saying you are port Adelaide's
Hero but Toni was still struggling to get home and this forced the police  to grab her and take her home
To take her medication and go to bed and one of the squatters returned and was caught and shoved in Ron coopers psych ward where he was put on eppelim and he was forced to one day tell them why he lived in dean Roberts property and squatter said his name was ken
Psrtley and Ron gave ken an injection of abilify to calm
Him down and Ron went back home and had pizza and coke
While ken was stuck in a Place he hated and Toni was still paranoid about crossing that road and dean helped her get through this like a friend would

The Christmas parade
Floats of all shapes and sizes
Welcoming santa

I remember having a lot of fun
With a friend named Patrick
You see we used to hassle our other mate and we played basketball and also we went to heaps of parties but when I went out on my own I totslly ignored him
Maybe it is that I didn't want a father figure or maybe I was too sick to talk to a good mate that he was maybe it was me helping people with the elderly
At vinnies and I had Helens voice of helping people all over my head
Maybe it is me liking Christmas
Carols and o sometimes drive people nuts when I put them on
Maybe I remembered parts from those days which I disagree in doing and i only did them to get respected
Maybe I didn't like Patrick when he yelled through the phone
But in general speaking Patrick was a cool guy and really my mental illness got in the way
Of enjoying life with him
But it started out I was still in my parents house and he wasn't and now I have moved out I hear voices of hatred
But it is still my mental illness
Which got in the way of understanding Patrick

I smashed my glass of water all over the cat and I saw a creature to small to be a rat
I am listening to Christmas in Vienna from 2015
It is cool and rad
Please don't stop it continuing
Into other years
My voices are trying to het me to buy a big bottle of flavoured milk and a few chocolates and popcorn as well
I know if I threw my things over the bslcony
I will go to the psych ward
Be placed on an order
And my life will turn upside down
You see my voices are trying
To stop me contacting my late father's spirit and as I see his reincarnation doing a dance from FROZEN
You see I want to contact his spirit to say to him
I am exercising to bring my weight down
You see seroquel makes me hype right up
And with junk food it can bring you down
You see I need to even the flow
To keep me out of the psych ward horrible place
Please god bring the earth dome peace

Christmas is a fun time
For young and for old
Like opening presents
And eating dinner
And drinking right to the ground
You see santa comes down the chimney and leave the presents under the tree to make the children hap hap happy
You see they sing jingle bells
And silent night as well as we wish you a merry Christmas
Then some dude comes up to you and tells you that you have
Nothing under the tree
I said why oh why mate
I want to know why you isn't there anything
I am a fun loving guy
So why didn't you buy a gift for me
They said hey mate you don't deserve a gift
You are the grinch in your previous life
But I shouldn't hold that against you so let us party

All I want for Christmas is a big cute smile that makes me feel
So very great
You see I want for Christmas
Is a big cute smile
To have fun every day and night
You see at Christmas I will party on yeah party ok
With alcohol and softies
And my teeth become rotten
Like times I have forgotten
You see with Christmas it is so fun everybody can get drunk
And we say to each other
That Christmas is a time to be happy
Party with bourbon and *****
As well as a big beautiful drink of lemonade and port
You see drinking a nice Coca Cola really brightens up your day the red and white is santa
Coming through your computer and all
Then your father wants a vb beer as well as a pav and a spiked fruit punch
** ** ** as he pretends to be santa saying merry Christmas to us all
Yeah then he drinks his beer and a nice Christmas cake
To try and show us that santa ain't a fake

Christmas is the time of year when people are nice to you
You give presents and have hot dinners and pull crackers and we tell jokes from them crackers and we invite all of our friends to really enjoy the party
Bop bop bopity boo
Christmas is coming and we celebrate too with eggnog and beer and wine oh yeah and we have a smack up BBQ which is cool
You see we play carols on YouTube and on tape
And we sing jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh
How much would you pay
For a ride on your sleigh
For cousin Pete and uncle Donald and dear Aunty Faye
We sing let it snow but we pray for it bad because in Australia
Christmas is hot very very hot
Like burning the **** out of a baby in a cot
We wish you a merry Christmas
You have to do the dishes
Because if you don't you will live in a unorganised filthy house I wouldn't let my pet mouse who loves filth live there
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Is a fine fellow indeed
You think, if you wanna good garden nature grows and we sew the seed and Santa Claus eats the seed after traveling the country on his sleigh
** ** ** merry Christmas

Oh yeah bow bow
Christmas is coming bow bow
You see Santa has lots of great gifts so everybody can enjoy Christmas bow bow
We sing carols out in the park
Sing them loud and strong
Some of those carols take a long time
You see we watch the parade on the tv and on the street
We get a smile from everyone we meet oh yeah bow bow
Christmas is a time to celebrate for everyone bow bow
Silent night holy night
The stars are shining really bright
So bright you nearly go blind
Oh yeah bow bow
Christmas is fun yeah

Jingle bells the man is here
Saying ** ** ** to you
This famous man is Santa Claus
Celebrate every day
Jingle bells party on
With eggnog and a beer
And we get down and party dudes getting wasted for Christmas Day
A b c d e f g the party is on
For you and me
Drink a ***** and orange to make you happy
17 candles lights up the night oh lay
Jesus said something wonderful Jesus said merry Christmas to you
You see I was bought into this world to celebrate Christmas
And I turned water to wine
Praise me to Jesus praise me to party merry Christmas dude party on Jesus
Get down and party mate
Everybody party mate
Cheer for Santa and Jesus mate
Saying merry Christmas and a happy New year
And cheer on the magic of this fantastic holiday season
It is the holiday season
And I will come and party yeah
Really get down and show you the moves right
Merry Christmas Day
** ** ** you and me. Cheering on this day being very happy
** ** ** play with my yo yo
Saying merry merry Christmas yeah and a happy new year

Concert on Neptune


Hi this is Brian
With his concert
First song
Yo it's Brian and I am here to say
That rapping is the only thing I do all day
I do my art but now I am tired
I feel like getting ****** on methane smoothie
I would drink to get drunk
And I don't have a shower
Yeah I stink
I party all night and into the day
In civic and belconnen and Jupiter moon
I get a few of chocolates in my system but that gives me a big fat belly which I don't want
I would prefer to eat healthy food to eat by the Tele
Everybody needs somebody
To love  to love somebody to love dudes and I saw who won the Melbourne cup and I watched a bit of Becker
It was cool watching a Halloween episode of Ellen
Yo it's Brian and I am here to say yeah mate yeah I am cool
In every way
Next song is fly burgers
Fly burgers are good enough to eat
Fly burgers are such a tasty treat
Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
Add some lettuce and tomato
And have so much fun
Now at home the flies are buzzing and you feel like yelling like hell because the doctor put you on that blasted seroquel
You see it pushes your mind up and down
And in your head one of your mates lets out a frown
Fly burgers are good enough to eat
Fly burgers are such a tasty treat
Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
Add some lettuce and tomato
And have so much fun
You see me and my good old mate will party into the night
You see we drink our drinks
Of a deck full of flies
A knock on the front door was a man who wants to offer
A deal on pest control
Get rid of flies and make us
Have a very good party on the deck
Fly burgers are good enough to eat
Fly burgers are such a tasty treat
Just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
Add some lettuce and tomato
And have so much fun

Next song

3 6 9 the goose drank wine
Michael Jackson chewed tobacco up on cloud 9
Prince choked on an artichoke
People party whether you like it or not
You see my seroquel voices said to me
That I am lifting my mind up like a real **** ya see
You see Michael Jackson is doing a proper moonwalk
And he is so happy
And he sings his songs up here like he is the mighty king
And Peter spinichio said to me
Come on show us how to party
Like you told me you believe in reincarnation yeah
And you told me you wanted to give up beer
3 6 9 the great goose drank wine
Sam kinison chewed tobacco up on cloud 9
Everyone soaked there feet in an avocado
We should party whether conservos like it or not
We should party party party party and say conservos push off
Next song
You see I went around chucking a schitzophrenic
Swearing and yelling and randomly thinking people are teasing you you know it's a hard life with the voices
Especially from your best mate named rob the thing is
I have no best mate named rob
1 2 3 4 do the schitzoprenic
From the first diagnosis to the current situation
I need to take my medication
For it to be controlled
I am schitzophrenic
I sit in my house watching tv
I feel they are talking to me
I jump up and yell I AM A FAMILY DUDE
The voices say no I am not
Just because I used to be a nerd
1 2 3 4 do the schitzophrenic
From the first diagnosis
To the current situation
With my medication
It can be controlled
Oh yeah I am schitzophrenic
See you next time

I am a ***** I am a *****
I am better than the men
The grown up silly men
I am a ***** I am a *****
I believe in partying and being a slob
I clean my house in my good time Just like s ***** would do
I don't do manly things
Like clean my house for you
You see mate I am a *****
A mighty mighty *****
You can't make me say I am not
I believe in making skewers and salad eaten the way a ***** does
I am a ***** a mighty mighty *****
I love the way I live life
You see I hear voices that are ***** related and I party too
I am a bloke I am a *****
And my best mate's name is robbo and I love life more than you
I am a ***** a mighty mighty *****
Cause I love life I love to party
And I do little work
******* mate what is your problem
I am a ***** and I love life
I slob my dinner with conservative ***** saying
Eat nicely I say no
Cause I am a *****
I am a *****
I am cool man cool you yeah cool me I am a ***** anyway
And you are a boring man mate
How are you going mate
You see you are a man and I am a ***** that is right dude

Hi dudes and welcome to the candle festival which is at Nara park behind the Albert hall and there is a good band on the stage playing classic 80s music
From the act senior college band a bit of survivor and abba
And a whole lot more
There are a lot of stalls  where you could buy a lot of great souvenirs for the young and the young at heart and there are many demonstrations like judo and drumming and sumo wrestling  and at sunset a beautiful candle garden will light up the night and the crowd is beginning to build up, yeah
This is totally awesome and as I am walking around you see people getting ready to do their demonstrations
Welcome back and isn't narrabundah college energetic
As they performed their great Japanese dancing and over at the demonstration area they have calligraphy Japanese style
And there is a drumming workshop under the trees near the food tents and the judo dudes are showing off their styles isn't it wonderful and then we had a duet from Gungahlin college and mate they blew me away with their fine Japanese voices and at the moment the stage is at intermission waiting for the school choirs to begin l am looking forward to that
And as you look around you can see the judo dudes and dudettes displaying their judo skills by lifting their opponents
Over their shoulder, and over onto the mat and over at the ikebana tent they are showing us how to put it together with a fine hand which means she is trying to keep the beauty and now the judo has finished and the sumo wrestlers are showing their skills and I would hate to meet up with them in a dark alley and as you walk over to behind the ATM machines the kids are displaying their drumming skills, there are kids from babies to toddlers and aren't they having a ball
Yeah this can really brighten the imagination real hard and the school choirs are on the stage displaying their singing talents
Yeah, this candle festival has it all, I didn't see much of the school choirs and Nara university high school but o guarantee they would have been great and the sumo wrestlers really had the crowd glued to the stage and on the main stage there is a smoking ceremony and the karate is taking up the stage and soon they are having a sake barrel ceremony and this is going to be totally awesome dudes
It is now 6:26 and now we will feature some great music from ms satsuki odmara (koto) and Robert stockee (didgeridoo) & dr yukihiko doi (Japanese court music) and everyone is listening to this fine music as they await the big candle garden ceremony which I hope this year is awesome and the party is well and truly on the way I hope it is a very good ceremony
It will like the, whole evening
And kids are flying kites as well as making lantern, it costs a bit but it is jolly well worth it if you have kids pulling on your jumper begging for something to do and there is an array of very good stalls if you are looking for an early Christmas present for someone in your family, yeah that is sooooooo!awesome and on the main stage there is George & noriko with their wonderful blend of blues and Japanese sounds and they will get the party started right, they will get the party started quickly right
Aren't George and noriko great they are getting the crowd into the party mode and I love how they yell out koupei too before this song but, mate this is music and party combined and
Everyone is gathered round the stage tapping their feet as await the lighting of the beautiful candle garden
As we are nearing the end of the first set of George and noriko, the sun is going down
Behind the tree and soon as they let out their last koipei
The night is nearly upon us
And those candles will light up the beautiful garden here at Nara peace park
We just had a very beautiful
Ceremony with the chief minister and enstiguished guests and as they light up a few lanterns in the candle Garden we are entertained by koto and didgeridoo and Japanese court music and I can tell you, this is very cool and o think the didgeridoo sounds totally awesome with the other instruments and as we look around each tree has blue green and pink lights, and I tell you that looks great and a lot of families bought candles to wave around and the music was great
And now we are into the last 2 acts on stage and George and noriko are coming out to yell out a few cool kowpei and I think this will be really cool
You see he sits down on his chair and blasts some great blues and Japanese Music
Or Japanese blues and they are showing us how to party, dudes
Saki saki saki is the sound you are hearing  as they are playing a Japanese blues song which
When he says saki we say saki
He says saki saki saki we say saki saki saki and they get their beer and yell out kowpei
And everyone is recording the music and finding out whether
It worked and then as George and noriko are introducing the next song and now it is time for the last song which is rad dude
Shake your money maker
Shake your money maker
That is the last song but I am hoping they do an encore which
Will be pretty cool  and then he yells out koipei
Shake your money maker
Shake your money maker
And I think I will shake my pockets as that is my money maker oh well they didn't do and encore as they are setting up for the taikoz drumming
And as they brought out the first drum and there should be enough drumming to last from 8-30 to 9-00, I think the crowd
Are cheering taikoz on as they prepare
Those drummers were totally awesome and very fit
I know I couldn't drum like that in a million years, I liked how the drummers moved from sequence to sequence
They must put in a lot of days a week rehearsing for that
And when the drumming was over I talk a walk through the candle garden and my phone conked out so I couldn't get a picture but I might have some
Photos of the candle garden in a couple of days
So that is it that is all
So let's shake your money maker to buy some saki saki saki and yell out koipei
Catch ya later dudes and dudettes

You see I was looking for beautiful woman to snuggle up with but nobody wanted to be with me, no matter how hard I tried I could never get the perfect woman, so I decided to
Make up a whole woman out of my mind, and everything turned out well until it became time for the woman to meet the parents
And this was the hard bit
Because I didn't want to bring a new woman in forcing her to pretend to be by lover because
Things could get ****** weird
And at that moment in time I was too shy to find the perfect woman and one guy told me
If you want a woman to keep for your very own join an internet group, you won't be hassled or anything because most of them
Just want companions and they can't find companions in anyone they see around them
And I said how am I going to do that because nobody wanted to be my companion
I am a regular guy
I like having fun
And I like sports
And partying to cool music
It's just that I like my own style
Of partying
I don't want people to gatecrash it
I also like doing art
And I know there is a woman out there for me
But I find it hard because I don't
Want any hassles
So I find my made up woman is better even if I could appear a tad shy to try something that
You heard could  be dangerous
At least the made up woman doesn't judge you
And doesn't make fun of you

I don't know what happened exactly but my dad and gran
Came into my dream last night to try and get me to understand
That they had no plan for me
And they just wanted me to be happy but they were looking at
How I am suffering with my voices, especially when I will tell my voices I love my life too much to want to **** myself
I know I need to be careful what I say on Facebook and it might be hard when I keep airing my ***** laundry on it but sometimes I find it fun mention the past of what caused my mental illness, I believe in previous lives and I am starting to see proper psychic visions
Last night and it made me feel great, you see I like watching daily vlogs on YouTube because it makes me feel happy and as much fun as me and Patrick had when we were young
I don't want his voice in my head because I hear him saying
Let's give him my voice do me and him can play with Brian all the time till he dies and when I say I am getting tired of that
The voice says don't be like Lyle
Saying I am tired all the time
And dad told me he was worried if I talk about Christmas I might get tease because I was very negative back then, and I want to say just one thing I didn't really like going to church
It is not because of the messiah
I found it ever so boring
Back in 2003 I tried to had excitement to church by bringing a coke drinking man to the church and when I participated in church it was like a kid who wanted to be famous
Even if mum didn't want me to go for her, I just couldn't resist
You see I wanted to show I was a stupid arrogant drunk who
Smoke and drank himself to an early oblivion and I know I really made my family scared of me
And that is why I gave up drinking
I didn't give up partying
I still want to party
You can still party without beer
I wanted to buy a 24 can pack of coke so I can have a big party
But I mainly party at home now
And other places which are cool
For me to go to
And what is cool for me isn't what other people say what is cool for me, no I am an individual you can't fool me
I like doing my art but when o was trying to do my art last week I felt lazy and I just wanted to watch tv to get my inspiration back
You see back in 2003 I wanted to inspirational but that wasn't the word I meant to say
My motto is give up what
Makes you angry no matter how cool it is and enjoy life like me

John hawker English also was the official surgeon for the Swedish army.and this was a hard job patching up each and every wounded soldier who suffered there and sometimes it was easy and sometimes it was mighty hard for him
Because being apart of the Swedish army and fixing people up makes John think that the people he couldn't save and
All the people who yelled at him
You see John never had a family apart from a brother and parents because he devoted his
Soldiers at the Swedish army as his family and yes it was emotional when he couldn't save anyone and when he died
He had the Swedish army by his side nobody could save him
Despite John putting his best work for the Swedish army
Mind you death happens
You can't save everyone

You see where did I get the inspiration to play the coopers
And play livestock
Avoid doctors and vets
Well there could be many reasons but if you look at my previous life story you will see
I was doctor and surgeon John
Hawker English who was born in 1788 and died in 1840 and in that time I won awards as well as saving lives of all the people who passed through the hospital doors and every October the hospital ran it's very own chess tournament and John hawker English won 5 years of the tournament and
Also John was a mad religious freak who every Sunday went to church to meet up with the congregation and listen to the sermons, his biggest job was the postman who came off his bicycle in 1806 and without all the modern technology of today John had to work on saving the postmans life and it took him about 3 days and 2 operations and by all means it nearly killed him but he survived it and in 1812 there was this drinking ***** being brought in with a heart attack
And needed a quick bypass
But this was going to be hard and then in 1801 there was a
Accident with a horse and Cart
With school kids on it crashed into the English Channel and John was having a hard time saving all the kids and he saved 80% of the kids with 4 little girls was washed out to sea and died
And John was being yelled at by the 4 children's families
There were more emergencies
And the town had mix reactions
About john's way he handles the operations but on John's death bed John hawker English said people die and sometimes you can save them unfortunately you can't save everyone and then he died

Go the sharkies go the blue white and black
Yeah now they will party
The mighty blue white and black
You see it was a very nerve racking match but very happy
The Sharks won
Go go the sharkies the mighty
Blue white and black
We started in 1967
The mighty blue white and black
Yeah the Sharks deserved to win it and it was great to see the underdogs win
The mighty blue white and black
Cheer on the sharkies
The team that used to cop flack
Until today when the Sharks
Beat the storm to finally have a flag
Go go the sharkies
The mighty blue white and black
I would love to have a beer
With the Sharks yeah
I would love to have a beer with them
I would drink it down real fast yeah
But after today each Sharks player will be rolling drunk
We will drink in our shire
Where the atmosphere is tops
But one thing we need to do
Is not get pulled over by the cops
Oh yeah Cronulla
It is great for the blue white and black

I want to have a drink with the bulldogs because of their great premiership win
You see they never gave in against the swans and I guarantee that at the party they will get rolling drunk
And say to Sydney go and suckeggs
I know I go for Sydney but the bulldogs deserved that win oh yeah
I will love to have a drink the bulldogs because they deserved their win
I will love to have a drink with Vance joy as he opens up the party with some very good singing and everyone in the crowd are partying with him
All over the flaming MCG
You see the bulldogs are the champions of the year 2016
Now let's see how good they can defend their mighty premiership in the next year
I would live for a drink with the bulldogs and party with them oh yeah and I wanna say to them bulldogs fight and bulldogs roar let's do our very best to party all night on October 1 with the team of the mighty west
You see my late father really loved to see the underdogs win
And at the end of the night he would love to have a methane smoothie with them after the Saturday party is over
You see I would love to have a beer with the bulldogs
Because they are the underdogs
You see let's congratulate the team from the bulldog breed
The team from the mighty west
Get drunk buddy

Stanley belaban was a happy boy who lived in New York and born in New York in 1936
He played little league baseball for his local school and he enjoyed swimming in the local Bronx swimming pool, and Stanley was a very popular kid in his school where he had 5 main best mates who were really good for him and every thanksgiving Stanley would walk down to the Macy's thanksgiving day parade
As well as really enjoying trick or treating at Halloween where he got bullied a bit by the rougher kids who were mucking around and Stanley really enjoyed being in his baseball team where he had a dream to play for the New York Yankees
Which is parents were very sure that it would be nice if he does
And Stanley also walked around the streets looking at all the sites of Broadway and Stanley really enjoyed doing that especially with his parents
And the bronx swimming pool
Was his favourite summer spot
You see Stanley won a lot of swimming medals in various swimming carnivals and Stanley
Participated in 20 different swimming carnivals where he won many medals and this made Stanley very happy
Stanley sang away in a manger at the bronx's carols by candlelight as well as being santa's little helper in santa's arrival where he helped sing jingle bells and Santa Claus is coming to town and after that
Stanley said merry Christmas everybody you see very much like me Stanley baraban really loved the holiday season and sports and as Stanley was staring at all of his baseball trophies saying I am popular
But then came one day in 1947
A pack of bull terriers were let loose in the Bronx and Stanley was very excited about appearing in his 3rd ever teams event where he was destined to win a medal but then Stanley's parents went into the swimming pool unaware of what happens next and suddenly the pack of bull terriers mauled young Stanley leaving him when he was dead and then the dogs went over to attack the police officer who was there to make the day safe and this was a sad day for the Barabans as Stanley was mauled by this pack of dogs and each dog was put down but still Stanley was missed by family and friends
And that is why I am scared of dogs in this life because I was Stanley baraban way back then
Well, there could be many reasons like the liking of parades and the holiday season
Everyone in the Bronx missed stanleys lovely smile at every holiday event and he was very sadly missed and now I live in Canberra remembering all my previous lives like this one
I still jump when I see a dog

You see I wanted to be a young dude and sit on my chair with my little mouth half open
You see I can vision people saying I hate life and they call me bud I hate that
The hooligans are trying to reach my body and they are trying to make little
But it is the medication
Cause I am not living in the past
I don't want to be turned off
I don't care if it makes me a hooligan I am a family person
Who loves life a lot
But the big fat body needs to offload the stress on his body
So I try and bring back my little young dude
It isn't really want I want
But I understand that you would
Want to protect me
I understand that you are tying to stop me pooing my pants
Or peeing my pants
And I don't care if I have to wait
For my next life to finally learn
But I am going to the toilet
But I don't want to drink wee
I don't want to get teased
By people who used to like me
But now hate me because they can't get their faces out of my past
You see I used to like pat more than Lyle
And I was and am a nice person
Who loves life
People say I sound gay
But I am not gay
I am as straight as a knife
A knife I tells ya
You see I don't want to get killed by psychos who are having problems
I understand why you need to protect me by making me a little young dude
Hey dude don't take a long road
And makes you suffer more than anyone else
You see I can live forever like a Buddhist
I am not a little yeah Nate yeah kid
I am a Buddhist
I know all I can about Buddhism
To believe that it is true you come back and that is the truth
You see people std trying to bring my little shy kid back
But I have killed him off out of my body
You see the only thing that
Is going to bring my fucken shy kid back is people who want to protect me like I partied in nite clubs
I danced to bands in clubs
I went away with people in sports
I walked up mountains
In shoes and thongs too
I have voices of people trying to
Bring back my shy kid because
They are scared of what will happen to me if they found out it was me is that him, mate
I have been everywhere man
I have been Gold Coast south coast Adelaide Melbourne Hobart Newcastle Kosciusko
Tumut Sydney Hervey Bay
And broken hill travelling on the Indian pacific and off to kangaroo island great ocean road and Grampians
I have been to Dubbo zoo Dubbo gaol Merimbula where I partied on New Year's Eve
And the people thought I was cool yeah I partied at uni of Canberra and Ainslie and southern cross club
But the medication is stopping me in my tracks dude
I have been everywhere

I was a young dude
A cool young dude
But my mate said
You are only a young dude if your shy
You know when I say shy
I mean you sit on the chair
And do nothing and get teased by the people who do stuff
I tell those dudes I hate being shy, well I hate being told to be shy I like going out and I like doing writing and art and I hate being told to be shy
You see when I was a little lad
People told me I was only a young dude if I was shy
I want to live my life but I do know if I die, I realise I will go to my next life as another boy or girl or even an animal but I want to go out living my life
Instead of being a shy young dude I would prefer to be an artist and writer
You see I can handle teasing but that still doesn't mean I want to get teased
I am a person and I am not a robot
I know this one thing
I am getting tired from all this teasing
I want go on living my life
Thank you very much
You see I think people prefer to feel my ***** like the poofters that they are
I know dad is dead now
But that should mean I shouldn't be a shy young dude anyway
I was teasing dad but I am an artist and writer, dudes and I am cool
I know Daniel pederson died to trap people to stop that silly cool kids tease life
You see I don't want to be shy to a tease

In last November 2015 a friend of mine named Bridget died and
Her partner sadly misses her
And on August 12 2016 Bridget
Was reincarnated as Michael Townsend son of Alice and brother of Toby Townsend
You see it is my work as Cronus to bring Bridget back into the world as Michael Townsend
And another mate of mine that died last year was Steve Grigor
And September 6th 2016
Steve Grigor was reincarnated as Ethan felix Vaughan
You see as soon as Steve died
Bridget took him by the hand and they shared many a methane smoothie together
So their bodies can improve the quality of their life and now
Bridget's mother is Alice and Steve is son of Tamara and Henry
Here is a welcome to earth song to Bridget and steve's soul
Welcome welcome welcome
You drink your methane and you have a lot of fun
And now you have been reincarnated into your new life
Death isn't the end
It is a new beginning
So let's party with Michael and Ethan

It is the end of the football season
And the Canberra Raiders
Are in the 4 with just one
Round to go
The raiders crowd will be cheering loud
The players will be pushing to
Get to the grand
You see they need to lose the faders name
So the only way to do that yeah
Is train really hard
And then win the match they are in
It is the football season
And the Sharks are there and
So are the storm
And our Canberra Raiders are up against the Tigers
To hopefully keep themselves
Looking good
On this Sunday at 4-00
We will know their destiny
It is the Canberra Raiders
Ooh ooh they will play
And then hopefully
They will take their winning run
Onto the final season
Yeah the raiders are the team to beat yeah they will fight it till the end and on Sunday at 4-00
The Raiders will find their destiny go raiders

Ooh I love you
I love you more than me
My love for you goes for
5-000-000 cups of tea
You see love is a word you use
To totally enjoy yourself
Like counting your numbers from zero right up to 12
You see love is a very particular  fellow it comes at you with a nice mushy kiss
Love really makes you really love life oh ****** yeah it does
I want to have a can of beer
And a scratch from one ear to the next
And then you scratch your belly and say I am ready for the next stage of love
I am lover of good food and good beverages and a good
Way to get home after a great night in the club
I wanna have a beer and I wanna have a cake and a packet of crisps oh yeah that sounds great
I will drink those 5-000-000 cups of tea in style mate
Like in a cup with a saucer
And the colour has to be red
Don't give me another colour
Red is the only colour I want
Love stretches in so many ways
Like drinking beer to red cups and saucers and many more mate you just sit and wait sit and wait my good man

I have got class
You haven't got class
In fact you get kicked up
In the ***
You see I put my *** right in the firing line
He puts his steel cap boot on
And is ready to boot me, good
I scream real loud as I say these words
I have got class
You haven't got class
In fact you get kicked up in the ***
You see I yell out like a man
As I go ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha and I say I have what it takes to be a real man
You see I watch footy and cricket as well as baseball too
You see I swing for me
And you swing for you
I know this sounds silly
But who fucken cares
I could get caught in wearing nothing but my underwear
I say I do this because
I have got class
You see I have got class
You haven't got class
In fact you get kicked right
Up the ***
I go on YouTube to be cool ya see
People say I am not cool as they are having fun teasing me
I don't care I can handle teasing yeah
But I would prefer a nice cold beer
And I write my stories on hello poetry yeah
The poems are great and the poets are amazing yeah
But they leave comments that don't mean much seeing my stuff is great oh yeah
I display my art on art colony
As I do that people say to me Woosey
I don't like that name
Because I have got class ya see
I have got class
You haven't got class
In fact you get kicked up in the ***

You see dinner parties create fighting between each dinner guest
You see you can slob your food and your parents tell you to eat nicely and you go crazy by getting a bread and butter knife
And stabbing him in the hand
Really hard and the conversation turns into an argument and I wish my parents wouldn't pick on me
You see my sibling argues and my parents never fight him
And they never call him a slob
Or tell him to eat nicely or ****
You see I found it hard to keep my cool and that made me lash out at them and my family became scared of what I will to them and i hear voices saying
I will get you back
Because your family are nice
So I decided to take medication
So I can remain calm
It would be nicer if my dad would stop trying to be a cool kid well he is Betty now
And I need to calm Myself down
You see dinner parties are the cause of domestic violence in this world
You see we need to have people sitting around watching tv and in that way people will learn quicker
But that was my parents
I wanted to isolate myself in my room because I enjoyed watching tv and listen to music
And keep away from
****** Christian dinner parties
I prefer to party in the nightclub
Drinking bourbon and coke
And getting on the dance floor
And partying real hard
And I tell the dinner party adults
To get ******
You see the dinner parties never work out on tv and in the real world it is often hosted by
A stupid conservative adult
And I am not conservative
I always was a wild child
So wild in fact the people of my street wanted my parents to meet up with them to get me kicked off the street and I was so upset but I wanted out of this stupid conservative adult game
Your like me and mummy Brian
You see conservative adults hates young dudes like me getting their own way but I am glad when my parents said the man who hated my yelling died
Because he was so conservative and I believe I was very cool at least trying to be cool anyway
I love life dude

Last night on the roads of Jupiter there was this motor bike race where Brian Allan went up there to challenge up against scott McDonald and Bridget bromhead and Steve Grigor and Brian's late father Barry and his late Aunty pam
And the greatest boxer that had ever lived Mohammad Ali and
John English was at the tale of the race and as Brian Allan was pushing his weight around up and down up and down up and down and then as the race was progressing all the racers were
Putting pressure on the other races by psyching everyone out
But nobody was annoyed by that so much
Steve took the lead yelling out
Woh oh oh I am a working class man and scott MacDonald was keeping close to Bridget and
Brian's Aunty pam and Jon English sang Hollywood seven
Party all night as well as during the day and Brian Allan was keeping pretty close to Ali and he pedalled to the MAX and his abs were pushing upwards
And Steve Grigor said you are still alive and you should continue your writing because you were great and Brian put on the pressure on Steve saying
I will win this race and Bridget caught up to Brian but Jon English sped up past them
And won the race and Brian and Bridget were a drawn second
And the other racers were coming in bit by bit and John
English sang all together now
Yesterday was a memory
It might have been when rock and roll never forgets forgives or regrets nothing comes easy
Try to make it all together now
And Patrick came up to Brian and said let's fly up ahead and Pat flew too fast and Brian was
Giving his body a workout
But he stopped the bike and
Woke up dudes

You see Tim McGrath was getting teased by Mark and Ryan whilst jonithan was filming the whole thing on his iPhone
And Tim said ******* I don't deserve to be treated like this
You see I am trying to enjoy life
And you **** are trying to push me down and then Tim said I don't wanna get teased like this because I am a family person who doesn't deserve this inappropriate teasing
Ryan said how about I give you a nice kick up the *** whilst Mark said as I pass by your head I will  knock your brains right out of your head and Tim said I don't want this awful teasing to keep going because I do a lot of good for this country
You see everyone presumes Tim hates people partying but nothing could be further from the truth because Tim was the party animal a bit like me I guess and Tim hated people treating him like someone who is against partying and like me Tim said he was the party animal of the world a bit like Brian Allan but Mark and Ryan was having fun teasing Tim whilest jonithan filmed the whole thing with a big smirky smile on his face and Tim was sad because nobody likes him
And they want him an object for social media and Mark Ryan and jonithan were laughing as they humiliated poor old Tim

3 fine men 3 fine men
Off to the pub to have a few beers
You see they will get really drunk and get on the dance floor to dance with the chicks
This will be a cool moment for them as 3 fine men
3 fine men 3 fine men
Having a party with beer
Enjoying themselves oh yeah
You see as they drink each beer right down and then they drink it down wearing a mighty big frown you see it is the best moment of life as 3 fine men
3 fine men 3 fine men
Getting each beer down them
Oh ****** yeah
You see drinking beer can be so much fun and they get to boot Donald trump up the ***
I never had a fine time in my life as being with 3 fine men
3 fine men 3 fine men
Drinking a lot of beer and getting ****** oh yeah
You see drinking beer for them
Sounds fun
And any conservative man ******* away from us
You see it will always be a fun time for each of the 3 fine men

Babies babies they are so cute you see
I love babies yeah they are very cute
You see they sit in their crib
And they really in a cute way they cry
You see babies are cute
They keep their parents up all night
And they do all their baby talk
To each and every other baby in sight
You see they look cute
You ****** beaut
Babies are very cute
The cutest in the land
Babies babies the cutest in the land
They are so very tiny, dude
As they cry all day and night
Their parents get *******
Their bodies feel very rough
And they are too tiny to be tough but they are cute
And you ****** beaut
Babies are the best
I like babies because they are ****** cute
The babies cry for attention
Too many times to mention
But they are cute you ****** beaut
Cute little babies yeah
Babies babies are the cutest yeah they look so cute and
You can really admire them yeah they like the words tickle tickle Tum Tum and around and around the garden begging everybody's pardon
Babies are cute and really true blue babies are very cute
And they sit there saying goog goo gah gah
Babies are the cutest humans in this very good land

Kathryn Rodwell who was a friend I made in 2001 when I was bowling and she didn't want a relationship but she still wanted to party with me and at first I though what kind of karma is bringing this on and then it hit me, you see Kathryn is the reincarnation of my dead grandfather named Alexander
Gimbert who was a bit of a drunk and she was a very emotional lady for someone who didn't want a relationship with me and she apologised to my mother for no real reason
Except for maybe hating the giant in the backyard story but
Really the karma was telling me that Kathryn was my pop trying to give me someone to play with and making sure my parents were safe but her earth part didn't want us to know the truth and pop wanted his earth body to play the bowling game on the computer with each other and go out to clubs and party and do cool dance moves
While pops earth body just swayed from side to side but I really started to understand that she was my grandfather
Because she didn't want anything from me than a dancing partner s bowling doubles partner
You see she wouldn't understand this but her previous life of my poo died when I was three and came back in 1975 and I remember really enjoying Kathryn's birthday one year where we were watching the footy on her
Pay tv service and my dad tried to get me out of there and at the time I was thinking what an old stick in the mud because
I wasn't with the family or my reincarnated family in Kathryn
But I remember going to her house for her houses Christmas dinner and pop saw me suffer to his point of view so he made me talk negative
When Kathryn and I first started
Pop put in my head the words to pat's voice in my head
Let the girls do that so she can
Have fun with her last life's grandson and we did
We partied and bowled
And snuggled and played computer bowling and many more
and kathryn saw me in my play in 2003, like what pop would

It was a terrible day yesterday
When my dear Aunty pam passed away
She was diagnosed with lung cancer and she never smoked
And she was a nice lady
And she looked after everyone she knew
She was there for everyone
It will be a Shame she isn't going to be around to see her grandkids grow up
But the thing is death happens
There isn't much you can do about it
Pam pam pam
We will miss you as you pass
Through the life cycle
And we saw that you were willing to live life to the full
And may your next life
Be just as fruitful as this life was
Pam pam pam
See you and don't forget
To send us a message in death
As you would in life

You see when we were young
My dad used to buy us fish and chips and we got tatare sauce
Into my finger nails and my dad was treating my brother and I like 2 cool kids and we all sat down watching tv and eating fish and chips and yes it was ever so tasty and dad sat there keeping us all in line with his fingers Producing the smell of
The fish and chips as it dripped all over our hands but we didn't mind because our dad loved to buy us fish and chips. Especially from ocean master or the local take away shop and it was ever so tasty, so tasty in fact it brings a great tartare smell

Hi I am a hooligan who loves to play heavy metal really loud
And as I play it I blast out anyone who ever bullied me
In my life
You see I am a hooligan who is playing cool for the family people as I listen to me heavy metal music I go heh heh heh to anyone who teases me
Because nobody messes with me but when I say I am a hooligan I mean I party and I enjoy life and with a bottle of coke I will celebrate life
You see coke adds life ya see
Ya see at the moment I am listening to van Halen and they want to dedicate their song tonight to anyone in love
You see my toes are itchy
Full of tinnea and I hear onion cracking between the toes
But as I said I am a hooligan who believes in partying to
Rock and roll
I will party to rock and roll all night
As I sit there watching it
I go heh heh heh to my former bully because he probably prefers to muck with the adults treating me like a hooligan to a tease people but I am a family hooligan
Heh heh sir under me family bully and i told van Halen I was very cool, dudes

I am not gay why would I
I am not gay why can't understand it
I understand that people work hard while I just sit on my ***
But that doesn't mean I am gay
I don't **** men's *****
I find that repulsive and disgusting
I am not gay Do you understand me loud and clear
I am not gay
I prefer to cheer if my fave team makes the finals
I don't like to **** *****
I tell you mate I am definitely
Not gay
I am a ****** a ******
Because I don't have ***
But mate oh mate I prefer women rather than men
For my ****** pleasures
I like banging my head to heavy metal rather than ******* *****
I am not gay why the hell would I

Your still like us mate
Your not a man
Your not a kid
Your not a bully
Your not a young dude
Your still like us mate
You are still getting teased
That is your us mate
Yeah mate yeah mate yeah
Yeah we don't like you much
Get ****** mate
Your not a man
Your not a young dude
Your not a kid
Your not an old fogie
Your still like us mate
Yeah mate yeah mate yeah
Yeah we don't like you much
Get ****** mate
You are still a cool kid mate
Your not a man
Your not a young dude
Your not a kid
Your not an old fogie  
Your not a bully
You are still like us mate
You are still a yeah mate yeah kid buddy
Your not a man
Your not a young dude
Your not a kid
Your not an old fogie
Your not a bully
Your not a cheat
You are a cheat
Your still getting teased
Nothing more nothing less
You are still getting teased buddy oh buddy oh man oh pal