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John Bartholomew Jul 2020
Do animals believe in reincarnation
To come back as an army of ant's
And conquer this land as our reclamation

Do dog's wonder who picks up our daily poo
Who walks behind us everyday
And cleans us up all shiny and new

Do birds start to think why we don't ever fly
Just all walking around and driving our cars
Whilst leaving the clouds alone in the sky

I do wonder a lot of things in life as I look up to the sky,
As when I do meet my maker I'll have a list
Number one, please tell me God
As we've always wondered,
Just why, why, why?

JJB
69 · Jan 2024
Another Second
John Bartholomew Jan 2024
The clock ticks by as you think its your time
Tick Tock
The dreams slowly fade as you think of what you should have made
Tick Tock
Another second gone as you recount those lost ventures
Tick Tock
Oh what you could have done with more time
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
But life was good at the time you made it
Tick Tock
For how was you to know the end was now
Tick Tock
As I stand and take my final bow
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
That watch has now stopped
Tick...

JJB
She has her mothers genes
No problem shall block her way
Nothing will stop her achieve
Any task she may see
That focus that she always believes
When you say no
Her answer is yes
A cheeky answer back
Something we may need to address
But her determination is second to none
Puts on that serious face
And then up for fun
Decisions vary as they sit on her fence
Traits to outgrow
But she will always be our,
Little Miss Independence

JJB
68 · Nov 2020
The Fall-back Option
John Bartholomew Nov 2020
In life we need someone to fall back onto
But when those options are gone
With no arms that are strong
We just keep falling
'Till crowd's do mass
To honor our untimely pass
On a Sunday all crowded on the grass
I wasn't ill just sick of it all
There's only so long you can stand so tall
And I'm sorry you were my last phonecall

I still love you though,
As forever,
I now fall


JJB
68 · Nov 2024
Hideaway
John Bartholomew Nov 2024
Is this my sanction
Is this my safe
Is this where I hide when my thoughts turn insane
Is this where I direct those crazy cackled cowels
Is this where I finally succumb and throw in the white towel
Is this my dark place where the world is cut off
Is this the place I end when I have finally had enough

JJB
68 · Dec 2024
View from Satellite 9
John Bartholomew Dec 2024
Looking at planet Earth,
I just wonder why
Over seven billion people,
all with that one last cry
How did we do that in one nuclear war,
Up here now thinking, what was it all for
Time will tell and dust will cool,
once winds have blown the territories
As we depart to regrow those lands,
with one seed, for, those many trees

JJB
66 · Feb 12
Daffodil
Winter is done as the sun now appears
Jackets and scarfs put away for the year
The birds start to sing a now cheery song
Those glum faces, now suddenly all gone
Weddings arrive as we hear the bells ring
A sign to smile as we step into spring
Temperatures rise as we lose the chill
As a sure sign were blooming,
with a sight to behold,
our first yellow daffodil

JJB

🌼
66 · May 3
Die Happy
You can't die happy
You're dead
That's it
The end

JJB

👻
65 · Jun 2024
If.
John Bartholomew Jun 2024
If.
If I won the lottery, I'd be a big spend winner 
Flash cars, piano bars, and no doubt a terrible sinner
If I counted every pound I had spent
I'd now be a millionaire without a **** care
If I had asked that girl out at school how would my life be different
Live the life I lived or taken to the cleaners and now be poor and skint
If I had taken up acting would I have been the best James Bond
Surrounded by fame and the pick of any black, brunette or blonde
If I had eaten my veg would I have grown up a little bit taller
Or are these just tales of our parents with dated foods in the cooler
If I hadnt taken time with my trade and learnt on the tools
Instead of spending a pound and winning the pools
If it all just ended now, I think I would be happy
Not in some retirement home, surrounded by sick and adult nappies
If
If
If
If I didnt have such a typing stutter
I could have done something in this time that probably, and really, matters.

JJB
65 · Sep 2020
Rule of 6
John Bartholomew Sep 2020
Another day, another new rule
A country being run by an Eton fool
From lockdown to lifted frowns
Deserted pubs to heaving towns
Dropping like flies to were almost over it
Now being told to go back home to wait and sit
You can meet up if you're in your sacred bubble
Womens legs as hairy as her husbands face with stubble
Now towns have broken all the rules, those stupid daft twits
So lets make up some other guff, yes, rule of six
I can meet up with mum and dad but not my sis and kids
But shop in Asda too, rubbing shoulders within the midst
This pandemic goes to show the world is run by clueless buffoons
Who will tell us next it'll be over soon,
Oh we believe you Boris,
We are seriously led by the loons.

JJB
64 · Jun 2020
Lockdown lazy blues
John Bartholomew Jun 2020
3 months off and what did you do -

Learn Spanish?
Tile the bathroom?
Write that great novel you always said?
Rekindle lost love over the net?
Learn how to bake like the rest of the gang?
Its what we all do, it seems everyone can!

No

No I didn't

I watched box sets on Netflix and just got fat

Proper fat

JJB
64 · Jun 9
Jigsaw
If a circle had a corner,
then easily it be found
But that would be like cheating,
Instead of going around and around
The rectangle,
that has a quadrilateral meaning
Two lines of different length,
I now have a sinking feeling
Then onto a square
Not much thought involved, to be fair
Pentagons, hexagons, heptagons
All of different sizes and shapes
Like this planet and its people
The genuine and the fakes
We all shuffle our feet on this Earths floor
Coming together on a daily basis
Our lives in a muddle
A complete Jigsaw

JJB
64 · May 2020
Lingering
John Bartholomew May 2020
Removed
But not fully soothed
A waiting game of 5 to 10 years
Please be gone, save me my tears
Doctors do their job but not yet the cure
Sometimes it's in the hands of others
Relying on the faith of their Lord
Spreading like a ***** little rumour
Reappearing its filthy diseased head
Sorry, you have a tumour
So let's not let this thing bring us all down
You can beat it, I know you, never one to frown
Always the first to laugh with some daft banter
Let's kick this thing out of the park, this ******* known as cancer

JJB
64 · Jun 2020
Still Alive
John Bartholomew Jun 2020
I wonder how,
Seriously,

The people you've *******
The drugs you sniffed and coughed
The cars you've driven and not even bought
The red lights you jumped and not even caught
The guys who's girls you've kissed behind their backs
The girls who said come again and back to their sack
The arrogance of a man you just knew he could
The luckiness he exhumed when he knew that he would

As he takes it for granted and all in his stride
And this is the surprise that he really is,

Still Alive

JJB
63 · Oct 2020
I Got Nothing
John Bartholomew Oct 2020
From the jacket on my back to the shoes that I walk in,
I got nothing
From the dreams that guide my day to the reality that makes it sway,
I got nothing
To the wind that touches my skin and to know thats all that's been,
Still,
I got nothing

When do I start again to feel that I have a purpose
This world pandemic and its claws with this killer virus
Just to wake up and to feel again normality
To hold and touch a strangers hand
Not to feel it a vulgarity

#nobodywantsthisnewnormal

JJB
63 · Mar 2020
Pass the Buck
John Bartholomew Mar 2020
It's not mine, but I'll let them all know for now,
So don't shout at me like it's mine,
Jeez,
Holy cow

Claiming it's just mindless info,
I'll pass it on in time, now in slow-mo
Don't you know it's got a sell-by-date,
It'll reach you one day, as it's fate

I forget who I was supposed to pass it onto
From hand to hand now written in the ladies cubicle
And to be honest I really couldn't give a **
I'm just sat here as a number man, here, pass the buck

JJB
The best job goes to the person who can get it done without passing the buck or coming back with excuses. - Author: G. M. Trevelyan

There are times where excessive innocence seems so monstrous that it becomes hateful. - Author: Gaston Leroux

If you're passing the buck, don't ask for change. - Author: David Gerrold
63 · Jun 2020
Of Course/Off Course
John Bartholomew Jun 2020
Of course/on course
Swedish girl/slightly Norse
**** voice/mildly hoarse
Hotel in the mountains/Cornish tors
Didn't take long/knickers to floor
Passion intensified/not the usual chores
Way too pretty for this noise/Christ she could snore
Got to know her/a right ****** bore
A quick go too/not feeling sore
We often stray of course/off course

JJB
62 · Apr 2020
Lockdown Love
John Bartholomew Apr 2020
I do,
The vows that you made,
And how that love fades,
On lockdown from this virus,
We never thought it would divide us,
Just how much more can this last,
Never knowing it would spread this fast,
Been through the bad now into the rough,
But we'll carry on together with this lockdown love

JJB
62 · Aug 2020
Emotional Retard
John Bartholomew Aug 2020
I can't cry at a human death
Yet ball like a baby at my cats last breath
Nothing stirs my soul if its on the telly
Yet football with one last goal can devour me to my belly
Its not an act to try and look hard
That's just me, myself and I
A complete,
Emotional ****** 😢

JJB
61 · Feb 2020
Remember when...
John Bartholomew Feb 2020
Remember when I could count a lot higher up than you,
When all you had was 30 and I was at 102?

Remember when I stayed up until 10:30pm, with this being a school night,
And now I stumble home from the pub and it's just getting light

Remember when on the toilet reading what was in a bottle of shampoo
Now we read our Facebook while taking that quick poo

Remember when looking for anything that resembled some sort of ****
Now it's in your hands and on your phone, not hidden in dad's shed at the bottom of the lawn

Remember when we drunk that bottle of 20/20, sneakily on the park bench,
Chewing gum and you really hummed, thinking no one could smell your ***** stench

Remember when you told your mum you only cycled to the local shops,
When in reality you just carried on because you didn't want to stop

Remember when eating a bar of chocolate, nothing else would ever really matter,
Now you read the content and what's inside as you don't want to get any fatter

Remember when no one gave two hoots about these sweet little lies,
Now Big Brother watches over us like some silent untrustworthy spy,

Remember when...

JJB
“[Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are.”― Jim Henson

“It's never too late to have a happy childhood.”― Tom Robbins

“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.”― Roald Dahl

“For in every adult there dwells the child that was, and in every child there lies the adult that will be.”― John Connolly

“Because never in my entire childhood did I feel like a child. I felt like a person all along―the same person that I am today.”― Orson Scott Card
John Bartholomew May 2020
I want to have sash windows
I want to have high ceilings
I want a bedroom with chandeliers
I want to have false feelings
I want a car that I can never afford
I want to watch you cut that cord
I want our kids in a school privately taught
I want to see the Queen, Knight you with her sword
I want to show my parents that I want
sometimes gets
I want to prove that you don't have to be
the teachers pet
I want to fly the world in a millionaires private jet
I want all these things scooped up in one big net
I want an easy life even if its legs akimbo
I want to prove its good even if I'm living in sin though
I want to keep my partner happy, if its for some extra giving

                       As this is all I want,

               I want a life (beyond living)

                                     JJB
61 · Jun 2020
Thought to Life
John Bartholomew Jun 2020
Sometimes I would love to drill into the side of my head
Attach a tube to the hole and watch it pour with the things that I said
See the dreams I could never explain come to life now away from my bed
And watch them live a new life now my thoughts are buried and dead

JJB
61 · Jun 30
Fridge Magnets
Look at all the places that I have been
London where I live, that one, I'm not so keen
But are you not in awe of my well travelled life
Pinned an atlas to the wall and just threw a random knife
Australia, New Zealand and home through L.A.
No magnet in Fiji, just a pic of me and the bay
Getting by on the fragments of lingo
Then the essential call home, but mums normally at the bingo
Not much room left for anymore reminders
But no magnet for the Bermuda Triangle, hmm
And on that strange thought
I will leave you to decipher

JJB
61 · Aug 2024
My Wife
John Bartholomew Aug 2024
Sometimes I don't think she'll ever know, how much I really love her
The toil, the troubles, the mess I unravel, yet still, she is amazing,
I must concur
Her attention, and not to mention, her time always spent on,
Making sure that all must go well
The lump that I am, she could have thrown in the can, but stayed to make sure I survived
As the big day grew closer, I'm so glad that I chose her, to be my wife and today my bride
For we've been through so much together, and it's certainly been some life
I'm so glad I can say that you are my one,
my only,
My wife
❤️

Thank you Dee X
60 · Apr 29
Mountains
I seem to build a problem
If easy is one
Then throw me a ten
Not liking a normal life
Stumbling into chaos
It seems to be my bias
Even my daughter asks why I'm in a chair
One night not to be ordinary
Living, without a care
Audre est Facere
To do is to dare
To be reborn from a fresh new fountain
Instead of climbing these heights
These fights
These blights
These mountains  

JJB
60 · Mar 2020
To The Scaffold
John Bartholomew Mar 2020
Feel the coil slightly tighten,
as crimes you committed
are tales that truly frighten

Stood above the pit they call the trapdoor,
you sweat, you clench, you smell their stench
as you await your disappearance through this manmade floor

No decoration can hide your bowels now from stirring,
as you killed, you maimed, as blood did spill
you wretched man, **** Turpin

Now tales are told of your dare and wit,
as these were all **** lies
hanging now dead from this wooden kit

The hanging square for folk like you, once in the city of York,
a thousand gathered to watch you hang
well that was of such talk

But now you live on in tales of woes and whys,
for your known the world over,
from Dundee down to Dover
alas,

A Legend Never Dies

JJB
Even **** Turpin had the decency to wear a mask when he robbed people - Ed Miliband
59 · Feb 13
My Final Flourish
My time is at a finish,
I need it to be up
From always half full,
to a drained, now empty cup
If water be blood,
mine has evaporated away
Those urges don't flow,
for that quick roll in the hay
Stagnant, stale, sat rotting like bread
I have cried my last tears,
no more can be said
But please remember those times,
when we laughed and we played
For we did have some great times,
back in the day
But when fate can no longer be swayed
Then think of my peace,
as now,
I will forever stay

Thank You

JJB
59 · Mar 2020
Other People
John Bartholomew Mar 2020
The biggest problem we ever have in life is other people.

Believe me.

It's that simple.

JJB
John Bartholomew Feb 2020
You can see it,
The groupies, the girls, the finest guacamole
All there for the taking
All made by 4 friends who are really phony's

12 tracks fine tuned to almost perfection
Grown men sobbing, at what they are hearing
Only their God could write a better selection

That speeding intro, the slow down, the pick me up with an ending so delicious you could eat it for breakfast,
The London Symphony Orchestra lending their hand, slow down tiger, those searing strings are gonna get you

For this has always been the dream inside this head of mine
Holding back, maybe tomorrow, another day will be the right time

But a dream is a dream and sometimes they'll never come true
I can't even play an instrument, sat here dreaming on the loo
For all this to me is a page that needs writing,
Not by me, but by someone new

The Greatest Album (Never Recorded)

JJB
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva - Josh Groban

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring -David Bowie

The rock star is dying. And it's a small tragedy. Rock stars have blogs now. I have no use for that kind of rock star - Nick Cave
59 · Oct 2020
The Middle Man
John Bartholomew Oct 2020
Don't blame me
It just all comes this way
I order
I pass the message
I hold the parcels for you
Batter me with it's all your fault
It's not
They make the required
I take the phonecall
Three weeks later, I get the abuse
Where is it?
Who did you speak too?
If I don't get it tomorrow...?

Hey guys, I just take the phonecall
I don't work in their factory and deliver
We do what we will and whenever we can
Because at the end of the day
I am just,
The Middle Man

JJB
58 · Sep 2020
The Fight
John Bartholomew Sep 2020
You may have fists as hard as iron
But my mind has been through fights that would leave you crying
You may have stamped on heads and thought you were the champ
But believe me friend, I've been through such darkness it scales past ten on any rock'n'roll amp
For I have felt, seen and heard the tragedy of many a sleepless night
As I, like many I know,
Live, breath and bask in this life
That we all only know, as

The Fight

JJB
#paraplegia
58 · Apr 2020
Little Things
John Bartholomew Apr 2020
The things in life we just take for granted,
From medication, the care that is taken,
To a handshake in passing, to those now that are starving
Every carer and nurse, working their fingers to the bone
When all we must do is sit and wait, within the comfort of our nice homes
Get your shopping dropped off by the delivery man whilst waiting
And put your feet up, relax, stop moaning and creating
Stay safe, wait inside, as we are in the hands of the worlds ****** best,
Yes, that's right, they've got our backs,
God bless our NHS

Little Things

JJB
58 · Jul 2024
Storyteller
John Bartholomew Jul 2024
Every picture tells a story
Whether it's romance, betrayal or of nothing that quite bores me
Every picture tells its tale
If sat by a river and up comes a stranger
Just fishing in peace, never in any danger
Starts with a tale of love and onto how he betrayed her
It's not my business son, now packing up my pike lure
For listening to some random bloke in the pub, spouting off after too many Stella's
Is almost the same as chatting on the Tube, to some random fella
But nobody beats the intricate details told by one, that man my Granddad
The original, and the only,
Storyteller

JJB
58 · Jun 1
Opposites Attract
All my friends support the teams I hate
As I consciously look away,
It's thin ice that I skate
Knowing I'm usually sometimes wrong
Not to concede this tick
A conscious I can live with for long
But that's why we love,
Living with the unknowing
No weakness to concede
Never a side you should be showing
Because I love you darling, that's a fact
We have our subtle differences,
But hey,
That is why
Opposites Attract

JJB

❤️
58 · Jul 2020
I wonder
John Bartholomew Jul 2020
Do animals think of reincarnation
To come back as an army of ants
Or its just us,
The selfish, we want more
Than this two legged, I rule this world,
Sensation 🤔
58 · May 2020
This Quiet London
John Bartholomew May 2020
Who turned the life off here
Nowhere to stop for some food or a beer
Camden Town now silent from life
You look back now, was weirdly quite nice
Big Ben stood silent, no ring of its bell
Has London lost soul, its heart now fell
It needs a poke to wake from this blip
A capital fallen quiet, its just having a kip
Its clouds gather clearly, the skies now replenished
This Earth needed a rest, for its time could soon finish
Let's look after what we have killed, as we all need that break
Our surroundings have just one life, for reality cannot be faked

JJB
56 · Apr 2020
Memory
John Bartholomew Apr 2020
That choice you once had and failed to grasp

Love is forever

Life is not

Never let go

Of that one

Memory


JJB
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”― Mark Twain

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”― Steven Wright

“Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.”― Cormac McCarthy

“Our memory is a more perfect world than the universe: it gives back life to those who no longer exist.”― Guy de Maupassant

“Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk.”― Stephenie Meyer,
56 · Apr 2020
Soulless
John Bartholomew Apr 2020
Soulless;

A void that cannot be filled

JJB
56 · Aug 2024
Stop acting the ****!
John Bartholomew Aug 2024
I don't mean to be rude or blunt,
but ship up or ship out,
and stop acting the **!

JJB
55 · Jan 2024
Lambretta Pants
John Bartholomew Jan 2024
Dad always said you're either a MOD or a Rocker
Well after a few years of choosing I decided on the clobber
Pin stripe suit and a nice comfy parka
Not some grease monkey, slicked back hair, who looked like he'd not seen a bath yet
I preferred the music, the beat, the soul
They liked grit, the grind and the ***** rock and roll
And then came the final choice in which world you did bounce
Vespa, Lambretta or a Triumph to ride, unannounced
So did I look the hard nut sat on my BSA
Or do I look like Mr Cool, thinking I'm Mr Ace Face today
Trip's down to Brighton for a fight on the beach
Before having our breakfast at an all you can eat
Those were the days where you could really have a laugh
Then a trip back home, best have my tea and an early bath
Stick on an album by The Faces or The Who
Then up early for work, into town, first Clapham via Waterloo
When nothing too much mattered and the world just seemed easy
Now the odd word out of place sends the offended quite queasy

JJB
The good old days
#modsandrockers #vespa #lambretta
54 · Apr 2020
Last Days
John Bartholomew Apr 2020
It's just you,
the known world has vanished,
abandoned cars with no one to drive,
you thought this day come you would ****** and survive,
but you didn't think it through

I don't even know how to make fresh bread,
swallowing hard all those words you once said,
does petrol not just come from the pumps,
and where will I drive now this world is in slump,
I really didn't think this through

The films all said there would be a beauty on the horizon,
to live my life and carry on surviving,
but these streets are empty and I'm feeling the cold,
for this is a story never to me told,
I need to think this badly through

What foods will carry on forever,
and what to eat now as the date says now or never,
am I really alone in the world and how long can I last,
as this really should be written down, portrayed,
by those in the futures passed

Last Days

JJB
“If you live each day as if it were your last, someday you'll be right.” - Anon

“Hold my hands; kiss my forehead, hug me and look in my eyes; maybe today is the last day you can do this.”― M.F. Moonzajer

“If today is all you have to live, what will you do?”― Lailah Gifty Akita
53 · Mar 2020
Loves Lost
John Bartholomew Mar 2020
Things fade,
be it,
colours,
in words,
or in love

What magic we once had,
what now seems a fad,
surprises,
a nightly text,
all gone in a time now lost

I know you still care,
but we just lost our flare,
coaxed,
into a slumber,
I should delete your number,
And start a new somewhere else

Loves Lost

JJB
53 · Jul 3
I get...
I get...

Flustered
Stressed
Dressed
Impressed
To cry
The Beatles
By

Pull your socks up,
there are better days to come

😁

JJB
52 · Jan 23
Hope
She wallows in self pity
Loves to catastrophize
Likes to live in the lows
Avoiding the everyday highs
But you can still stand, still talk, still walk
Just practice again and again
From 5 onto 6, 7 onto 8
you'll soon be 10 out of 10
It's life changing when having a stroke
But carry on fighting,
As we all have that one thing,
Hope

JJB
51 · Mar 2020
Panic Buying!
John Bartholomew Mar 2020
THE WORLD'S GOING TO END.....ARGH!!!!!

Give me 36 packs of toilet roll now,
In case I run low and then there's none left in town

Stock pile on the Heinz, the frozen chips along with the soap,
If I leave it a week we could die with no hope

The kids should be out playing, not at home in this hell,
Lets hope its gone soon as they're starting to smell

No holidays this year as were all full of germs,
Lets thanks the Chinese, when will they ever learn

Now the only way to pass time is by reading or Netflix,
Fast and the Furious this week, just how do you get your kicks

Let's hope were all back to work in while with whoever will hire us,
Because, lets face it, nobody wants that stupid virus!

JJB
50 · Mar 31
An Answer Please!
Unconscious decisions
Divisions
Of where I want to be
Tables
Almost unable
Of a future I can not see
Rankings
Who am I thanking
For this life I am not living
Revelations
Personal excavation
To dig out this life I have lost

JJB
49 · Apr 2020
Watching the Birds
John Bartholomew Apr 2020
Gliding,
Just effortless,
Held up by see-through strings

One day,
will man fly
If God does grace us wings

JJB
48 · Jun 25
Treading Water
Connection......twitching
Perfection........glitching
Direction..........drifting
Momentum......pushing
Reality...............drowning

If it's over, it's over,
there is nothing left to do
Just count your blessings,
say your prayers
Go your separate ways
And know, for the grace of God
It's best,
that you just be you

JJB
48 · Jun 11
Keep on Dancing
Through tragedy
Through thick and thin
To reflect on what if's
And what might have been
Always raise your head
Above the parapet
Fight off those tears
That make you upset
Think of the joy, the tears and laughing
Never loose hope
And please,
Keep on Dancing

(Thinking of you)

JJB
47 · Jun 3
Becoming Strangers
We lost each other at a time we both never even noticed
I have no more words to attend
A love that filtered into a friend
Some journeys just come to an end

JJB
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