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Adam and Eve onto all we can please
Extinguish these dominant powers
No religion, sexes and land
Not having to play the assertive hand
Wiping out this all empowering rule
Helping those in our time of need
Humanity, our enriching tool
Our well being not suffering in war
A neutral planet
Not goverened by federal law
Kindness is a trait now fading from our soul
And I am not sure how much more this world can take
As she surrenders to this burden,
we have taken on her earthly toll

JJB
May 9 · 60
Nick Knowles
A mountain could not move this man
Whether building a house or catching a tan
Adventures that never seem to fail
From travelling the world,
or installing a school sign in braille
Brushing his hand through that ruffled brown hair
One objective in life, to love and to care
From Julia Kendall onto Billy Byrne
His laugh and his frolics
They all get their turn
But only one man could make me feel this whole
It's him,
The one
The only,
The God that is,
Nick Knowles

JJB

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๐Ÿ˜‰
May 3 · 31
Die Happy
You can't die happy
You're dead
That's it
The end

JJB

๐Ÿ‘ป
May 2 · 121
Midges
Summers here, hello Mr. Sun
T-shirts and shorts, time for some fun
Pump up the tyres, out on our bikes
Scratches on legs, bitten by mites
Steaks on the grill, fire up the barbie
Think that I'm cool, think I'm Tom Hardy
Beers now cold, well stocked in the fridge
All bitten to hell, must've been a midge!

JJB

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Apr 29 · 31
Mountains
I seem to build a problem
If easy is one
Then throw me a ten
Not liking a normal life
Stumbling into chaos
It seems to be my bias
Even my daughter asks why I'm in a chair
One night not to be ordinary
Living, without a care
Audre est Facere
To do is to dare
To be reborn from a fresh new fountain
Instead of climbing these heights
These fights
These blights
These mountainsย ย 

JJB
She has her mothers genes
No problem shall block her way
Nothing will stop her achieve
Any task she may see
That focus that she always believes
When you say no
Her answer is yes
A cheeky answer back
Something we may need to address
But her determination is second to none
Puts on that serious face
And then up for fun
Decisions vary as they sit on her fence
Traits to outgrow
But she will always be our,
Little Miss Independence

JJB
Apr 26 · 50
The Older That I Get
The older that I get
The more I **** regret
Decisions I have made
The price that I have paid
Some words I may have said
Drunken nights waking in another bed
For these are the songs that we sing
And we can never change a thing
As this was the chosen bet
And there is nothing that I regret
The older that I get

JJB
Apr 14 · 42
Toxic
A girl without a name
It makes no odds
When they all act the same
Some cruel desire to manifest your life
Sweet on the surface and to the face
So **** hot but ready to twist
Stab, puncture, that unseen knife
A quick fix of ******* lust
Hell, you're only here once
To dip into this toxic life

JJB
Apr 3 · 65
Blessed
Those gorgeous blue eyes
That smile I could never tire of
Already bossing me in my place
Chatting like a madam
Her words have no bounds
Saying what you see with no consequence
As honesty just comes from the heart
No finish line,
just a babbling uncontrollable start
A girl who already knows how to dress
No trousers, jumpers or leggings
I will choose what I want daddy,
now go just away,

Blessed

JJB
My Clodagh
Mar 31 · 34
An Answer Please!
Unconscious decisions
Divisions
Of where I want to be
Tables
Almost unable
Of a future I can not see
Rankings
Who am I thanking
For this life I am not living
Revelations
Personal excavation
To dig out this life I have lost

JJB
Mar 29 · 21
House of Gosh
What being do we serve
To gasp in their name
That one in a million
When they're all just the same
Oh my (blank)!
Oh my (blank)!
Oh my (blank)!
Who do we offend
With this blasphemous outburst we send
That we're all so under the kosh
We now all shout
Oh my Gosh!

JJB

#FORGODSAKE
Mar 27 · 147
Mr Vinted
Living like a king
Dressed in others bling
Some may dress you down
Well they can just go and sing
You are who you are,
one fantastic human being
Clothes are for the aesthetic
Just pleased in what you're seeing
Ralph Lauren, Hugo Boss onto YSL
I now spend frivolously,
not in fashion hell
As you don't have to be flash and minted
Just get online and spend spend spend
Hence,
hello,

Mr Vinted

JJB
Mar 25 · 96
Going Cold
Like your dinner as I wait
Into the bin will surly be it's fate
As everyday we just grow old
And like this love we had
It's sadly going cold

JJB
Mar 15 · 173
Miami
Miami away
Miami by day
Miami muscle
Miami hussle
Miami bakes
Miami fakes
Miami sun
Miami gun
Miami tourists
Miami purists
Miami vice
Miami twice
Miami again
Miami ten out of ten
Miami
โค๏ธ

JJB
Mar 6 · 62
Miss La La
Aerobatic
Entertaining the aristocratic
Hanging from reinforced ropes
Living in danger
Not living in hope
Beige crimson and somewhat frilly lycra
Circus crowds a good place to hide, yeah
Running from that man who wants his revenge
New hair colour and a crop top fringe
But I will travel no matter how far
As I am now the utterly wonderful
The truly delectable,
Miss La La

JJB
Feb 28 · 284
Fluctuate
I have to lose weight
Probably an on trend diet
Atkins down to vegan
We all have to just try it
Chatting online to my friends on Zoom
They all look so ****** great
Time to get on this new one
Its what is known as Noom
As my waist size goes up and down
I have to lose this frown
No more of eggs beginning with Scotch
Got to stop this daytime grazing
It's my weight I have to now watch

JJB
Feb 24 · 82
Those Days
Remember those days we'd all dress for a flight
Now all hoodies and trackie bottoms,
an almost ghastly sight
Remember those days your mum would call you in for tea
Sat down with just four channels,
with only one ITV
Remember those days when you only had one best friend
Not over a thousand nobody's, who just want to be on trend
Remember those days,
checking scores on Teletext
And looking for flights, that little bit cheaper, flick over onto Ceefax
Thoughts of better times,
when Freddie sang that,
these were the days of our lives
Well those day's will always ring true,
and hold hope,
in our nostalgic side

JJB
Feb 16 · 80
The Hitman and Her
One job
One chance
One hit
One love that he would never miss

Money is a currency that can rule the heart
Fluidity an exception from finish to a new start

A mask to cover any emotion once worn
This life I commit to a bond now sworn
Love an attachment to which I am torn
Sometimes I wonder to another life born

Occasionally a glimpse of a face vaguely similar
A heartbeat regretting a love to find familiar

As I retire from a life with times I'd rather forget
Still thinking of her smile, a warmth I now regret

The Hitman and Her

JJB
You had one job.
Feb 13 · 44
My Final Flourish
My time is at a finish,
I need it to be up
From always half full,
to a drained, now empty cup
If water be blood,
mine has evaporated away
Those urges don't flow,
for that quick roll in the hay
Stagnant, stale, sat rotting like bread
I have cried my last tears,
no more can be said
But please remember those times,
when we laughed and we played
For we did have some great times,
back in the day
But when fate can no longer be swayed
Then think of my peace,
as now,
I will forever stay

Thank You

JJB
Feb 12 · 62
Daffodil
Winter is done as the sun now appears
Jackets and scarfs put away for the year
The birds start to sing a now cheery song
Those glum faces, now suddenly all gone
Weddings arrive as we hear the bells ring
A sign to smile as we step into spring
Temperatures rise as we lose the chill
As a sure sign were blooming,
with a sight to behold,
our first yellow daffodil

JJB

๐ŸŒผ
Feb 11 · 73
Coma
Waking from my slumber
Thinking God now had my number
Every machine beeping, attached to these tubes
The rest of my life, now using easy access ****
Used to love reading the paper whilst on the loo
Now manual evacuation, just to do a poo
My skin and my bones now always laid bare
Getting used to this life, in my wheelchair

JJB
Feb 7 · 49
One Last Breath
As I lay here thinking
Blinking
Rapidly sinking
Before I say goodbye
I tried
With a teardrop I cried
Not to wake from this sleep
Those demons creep
In thoughts, now, so deep
As I struggle for air
To do is to dare
Like anybody cared
To leave this life unto our certain death
I just wondered why,
with that,
One
Last
Breath

JJB
Feb 4 · 104
The Quiet Man
Reticent, but with a few tricks
He picked his pulls, all brain stored licks
Watching, with an eagle eyed gaze
Scaning the room, to pick his weekly feed through the haze
Cheekbones as sharp as a knife
A model looking man, he'd known all his life
Playing on his suave, deep set demeanor
The female would brood, some subtle, others much keener
But always watching, keeping just still
Some like him to swallow, for their need, an easy pill
Others devour any chance they can
But some just want the silent type,
yes him,

The Quiet Man

JJB
Jan 23 · 36
Hope
She wallows in self pity
Loves to catastrophize
Likes to live in the lows
Avoiding the everyday highs
But you can still stand, still talk, still walk
Just practice again and again
From 5 onto 6, 7 onto 8
you'll soon be 10 out of 10
It's life changing when having a stroke
But carry on fighting,
As we all have that one thing,
Hope

JJB
Jan 11 · 100
Hollywood Fires
A glimmer of hope
Through the lingering smoke
The cough I know as my wife's
As she ran to my arms
In the background smoke alarms
Still ringing like we couldn't see the fires
Whilst the news just made hearts sink
Of this, you really wouldn't think
In California, no technology, to battle such things
From the beach up unto the forest banks
Celebrity houses gone, Mel Gibson to Tom Hanks
No money can put out such ferocious natural turmoil
But there is always hope
So let's splutter through the choke
And rebuild after the fire and the Hollywood smoke

JJB
Jan 4 · 102
Little Creatures
Sitting, waiting, hoping
With my head in my hands
These little things in life
That no one understands
Your son
Your daughter
Your dog or your cat
The love you just lost
Looking at where they once sat
That empty space where no hole can ever fill
Recalling memories for a quick fix,
But no soul, could ever fit the bill

I still miss you

JJB
Dec 2024 · 55
View from Satellite 9
John Bartholomew Dec 2024
Looking at planet Earth,
I just wonder why
Over seven billion people,
all with that one last cry
How did we do that in one nuclear war,
Up here now thinking, what was it all for
Time will tell and dust will cool,
once winds have blown the territories
As we depart to regrow those lands,
with one seed, for, those many trees

JJB
Dec 2024 · 152
One Last Kiss
John Bartholomew Dec 2024
If I say some words, they're normally never remembered
I love you just loses tone, except the ones that always offend you
It's been years since that one night out, yet some things always trigger
If its the smallest of things, you'll always say, to make it so much bigger
Yet time rolls on, and we never bless, these times we have together
Spending money on the here and now, just put it on the never never
But who was to know I'd be gone for good, just living in ignorant bliss
As we said goodbye, not knowing such fate, with that one, last final kiss

JJB
Dec 2024 · 51
Drive Thru Love
John Bartholomew Dec 2024
Fell in love with the girl at the till
Queuing for food that's against my will
Order at first booth, I'm in for the ****
Not the 'whats your food baby', she doesnt fit the bill
Rolling up to the next to grab my fill
Acting cool, looking smart, I'm just pure chill
She looks me in the eye, I loose my practised drill
I ramble, I stutter, just noticing her name is Lil
Those words I blabbed, just came to nothing, think I lost this one nil
As I opened up the burger I'd just bought, stupidely ordering the dill

JJB
Dec 2024 · 253
Hiding
John Bartholomew Dec 2024
A smile can hide so much pain
Deceptive
Depressive
Conformist
As you can not see the weight on my shoulders
Praying everyday,
for this,
just to be over

JJB
Dec 2024 · 84
Random Photos
John Bartholomew Dec 2024
Everyday I take a picture on my phone
Just random shots in multiple tones
All consumed and conjealing in my pocket at home
Never to be aired or plugged for print or download
Such a shame whilst my kids now grow
As they'll always be stay stuck on SIM,
never to be shown

Random Photos

JJB
Dec 2024 · 66
(Now I'm), Old News
John Bartholomew Dec 2024
That day you become old news
Just a piece of the puzzle
A chain in their queue
That love that now has no requirement
Just a kiss on the cheek
Time to pull Eros out of retirement
For this isn't how it's supposed to be
From mad young lovers
To playing golf on the 18th tee
Discussing our best retirement plan,
just who to leave our money too,
Once we've kicked the can...

Don't waste time
You're only here once!

JJB
John Bartholomew Nov 2024
Waking from my coma
A life now changed from one silly misnomer
***** bag attached to a catheter
And to now carry my daily output
It's what is known as a permanent stoma

JJB
Nov 2024 · 62
Manscapping
John Bartholomew Nov 2024
Just when did this time come, when it seems so apparent
As we were never self taught, by our guardian or our parent
That at some point it may look a mess
And from what we now see online, it's a something to address
Even in shops, such as Superdrug and Boots
It's on the man shelf, to shave how it should suit
As now the wife is comparing, to what she has seen in ****
We have never been so careful, not even cutting the front lawn
And it's not a point I'd like to take up with my local barber
I think I'll keep it to myself, a secret I can easily harbour
As who's going to know if we keep a big old bush
I'll just keep it as it is, as I'm in no manscape rush

JJB
Nov 2024 · 52
Hideaway
John Bartholomew Nov 2024
Is this my sanction
Is this my safe
Is this where I hide when my thoughts turn insane
Is this where I direct those crazy cackled cowels
Is this where I finally succumb and throw in the white towel
Is this my dark place where the world is cut off
Is this the place I end when I have finally had enough

JJB
Nov 2024 · 95
Reli-gin
John Bartholomew Nov 2024
Okay,
so pour me another and say that again?
Billions of people believe in a myth
A tale
A story
A fear to make them scared and tense
A belief with no actual evidence
A God so different to everybody else, starting war without sitting on the fence
And you want me to believe this?
Okay,
Pour me another and say that again...

JJB
Nov 2024 · 66
A.M. Thoughts
John Bartholomew Nov 2024
Erring on the edge of contemplation
Those deepest thoughts released from their station
Running astray without an end game
Released from their pit, now wild not tame
How can I sleep knowing these are now free
All forgotten when you awake,
tiredly stirring my tea

A.M. Thoughts

JJB
Oct 2024 · 73
A Love of Letters
John Bartholomew Oct 2024
This is a poem to the woman of whom I spoke
My words often inspire her, but sometimes make her choke
As we leave on a sad day from Sandy Conservative Club
He was a one and only, her sibling, her Thom, her bruv
Most of the poems I write should be deleted or thrown into a hole
But some words of encouragement are gratefully greeted,
and for this, I thank you Doll.

A Love of Letters

JJB
Oct 2024 · 93
Broken Bridges
John Bartholomew Oct 2024
Some are broke and some just crumble
A heated row from a misheard mumble
Fall from grace that fell into a stumble
Kissed the wrong sort that led to that fumble

Let's rebuild this bridge and let our waters again ripple
A bottle of plonk, possibly a Pinot Grigio
As differences can be rebuilt after a chat and a tipple

See, that's how bridges often burn
So let's get it out in the open,
and give at another turn

Broken Bridges

JJB
Oct 2024 · 201
Human
John Bartholomew Oct 2024
We all tick to a different tock
Couples match but some are odd socks
One loves opera the other heavy rock
From Indie Bripop onto hip-hop
Out on a Saturday,
She in jeans
Him in her frock
We all get on by any means given
And that's just it my friend
Got to enjoy the life we are livin'

Human

JJB
Sep 2024 · 143
Songbird
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
Guilty sleeping
Spent nights weeping
Thoughts constantly fleeting
Our last meeting
My heart still beating
Now broken and will need treating
As the songbird flies by
Your name, it will always be singing,

I miss you

JJB
Sep 2024 · 91
Aint No Looker
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
I know I'm no oil painting and punch above my weight
But God loves a trier, as in life we make our own fate
Because the mirror ain't my friend, avoiding my reflection
I seize up quick, I seize up fast, not wanting no attention
Though some seem to revel in being a good looker
Broken nose, bashed out teeth, years me playing that rugby ******
It sometimes works with a certain type, the rough and tumble man
Not clean cut Ken, sunbed skin, always topping up his fake tan
It's good to be a normal bloke, not caring for too much in this world
Just to wake up happy, change my daughters *****,
and be in love with my one and only girl.

JJB
Sep 2024 · 70
Reflective/Possesive
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
Avoiding all mirrors
A calorie sinner
Dreaming every night
To wake up a little thinner

One time visit to the local gym
Membership cancelled, straight in the bin
I just to live my life in sin

Something to grab,
They're called love handles I'd brag
Now lets get upstairs for some lovin', its called a quick....

Being judged on TV by Hopkins and Feltz
As I lay in bed watching, listing to the heavy rain pelt
With clothes that just fit me, another notch on my expanding belt

But why be unhappy trying please the chosen few
Please yourself and not the judgemental crew
Were on here once my friend, so,
Let you just be you

JJB
Sep 2024 · 105
See you next Tuesday
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
A lot of people don't get an acronym
But some people are not as stupid as him
And to let me down on a daily basis is not an excuse to know the days of the week
But not to acknowledge isn't a skill I'd like seek
To be thick and I don't mean in the uneducated sense
Is not a trait I want, let's not sit on the fence
So please, get this pal,
See you next Tuesday
๐Ÿ˜‰

JJB
#UNORTHODOXSPELLING
#YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
#NOTIMEFORTIMEWASTERS
Sep 2024 · 124
Hope
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
I still wake up every morning, hoping this paraplegia has left me
Spinal paralysis a condition, with no get out fee
To walk, to run, even kick a football for fun
Are dreams I still crave, when doctors say I have none
But the brain will always desire,
for that day as I grapple and *****
As we all have our dreams in life,
and mine will always be that one thing,

Hope

JJB
Sep 2024 · 85
2 Gravestones
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
When you die, you leave behind two gravestones.
No.1. Your body and your bones.
No 2. The dreams you didn't put into practice and never did atone.
Don't be a dreamer.
Be a schemer and put those thoughts into throws.

JJB
Sep 2024 · 76
Unreal Events
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
Putting myself in situations that didn't really happen
Loving the fear
The non-fear
Too much gear
Brought down by an emotion
Crying over nothing
Sob sob
Weep weep
**** these ******* crocodile tears
Sep 2024 · 119
Anchorman
John Bartholomew Sep 2024
It's hard to find a word that rhymes with the legend that is, Ron Burgandy
As that man lives a different life,
with his own selective philosophy
Men have a bigger brain than women,
And that is fact
But if you want to fight the News Team,
then watch them **** well react
Brian Fantana, Brick Tamland and Champion "Champ" Kind,ย ย 
They'll kick your *** and leave you with a sore behind
London Gentleman or Black Beards Delight
Those ladies deserve best, over which they'll probably fight
As these guys only wear the best, lets not be that chancer
It works 60% of the time, all the time, hell yeah, *** Panther
To sway these guys from the top, up steps Veronica Corningstone
Knowing how to rule the roost, and knock Ron from his thrown
Because, San Diego is a city that can only have one news team,
being proud of America's red, white and blue
And if you don't believe me, well, I will fight you...and thats no lie

Anchorman

JJB
Aug 2024 · 284
The Great Escape
John Bartholomew Aug 2024
I need a break, a place to just relax
Somewhere no-one could find,
not even on Google Maps
Where silence is normality,
a place where I could just be
Not the rush of everyday life,
Just serene and preferably free
โ˜€๏ธ ๐ŸŒด

JJB
Aug 2024 · 94
Better than you
John Bartholomew Aug 2024
The mantra of life is to be better than the rest
Trample on the weak
Rise above the meek
And to be the best
Sneer at those who are feeble
As you walk head held high
Laugh at those who fail from their try
You are king of your steeple
For life is not to be with the pitiful few
To buy what you want and just not browse
Have the gold not the debit card crowd
As I am,
Better than you

JJB
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