two eggs in a pan they were getting hot
they began to boil and sweating quite a lot.

someone with a spoon made a smashing sound
openened up there heads and had a poke around.

they pulled out the middle placed on some bread
the suffering had gone and a sandwich now instead

i saw a little dog he was in a flood
surrounded by the water stuck in to the mud
the water it got deeper and he began to scare
frightened by the flood and water evrywhere

it was far to deep and i couldnt swim
so i got a rope and threw in to him
he bit on to the rope holding on real tight
i gave great big tug and pulled with all my might.

got him back to safety the little dog was free
wrapped him in my coat and took home with me
now he his  back to normal. on land again once more
happy  and content like he was before

i saw a little squirrel jumping in a tree
suddenly he fell right in front of me
lying on the floor he was very still
i thought that he was dead it gave me such a chill.

then he began to move he was only shocked
he must have only fainted when his head was knocked
i sat there a while till he had come round
made a little pillow and placed on the ground.

he laid  in front of me and had a little rest
till he was feeling better and back at his best
now he is ok and he his feeling fine
now that little squirrel is a friend of mine

i smoked a bit of **** to see what it would do
something for a buzz something that was new
my mind began to wander i went into a haze
seeing different things i was in a daze.

saw a great big budgie green as green can be
he looked like the hulk stood in front of me
then i saw a lion his mouth was opened wide
my head was sticking out but i was still inside.

i saw lots of things that you shouldnt do
now about the **** i have a different view
i wont smoke again if this is what it does
ill go back to normal and do without the buzz