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ConnectHook Jul 2020
P.C. 31 said "We caught a ***** one",
Maxwell stands alone;
Painting testimonial pictures,
oh, oh, oh, oh
. . .
[P. McCartney]

This procurer of underage tail
made the Post, and then later, the Mail  
Let us sing our refrain
for recruiter Ghislaine:
we would like her detained without bail.

While her In-N-Out burger went cold,
Madame Maxwell was looking quite old.
Let her smile for the Times;
and then pay for her crimes
after all of her secrets are told.
Addendum:

In the woods of New Hampshire, the snake
Tried to give her detectives the shake.
Fake news will now spin it
Pretending to win it,
Assuming you're still not awake.
ConnectHook Jul 2020
y'all am racist
cuz y'all is not non-racist
racism was intersect autonomy
defund my peoples NOW!
we is demand are immediate
you is no privilege
to tell we who am people of colors
y'all shut UP!

(long stream of angry expletives...)
Chop my chaz please.
Thank you, and mind the bulldozers.
ConnectHook Jul 2020
Opiates are the religion of the masses.
An aphorism for your erudite perusal.
ConnectHook Jul 2020
Too much feminism here in Babylon
We need to export some
To where it is needed:
Stagnating backwaters
Of machete-weilding machismo;
Brutal huts where infibulated brides
Are purchased with livestock;
Desert purgatories
Where women appear
As veiled ghosts.

But here?
In THIS place?
More feminism?

Don't make me laugh.
Women are only one of two genders.
We have feminism to spare.
Surplus overstock extra chromosomes . . .

"Matriarchy" rhymes with "malarkey"
ConnectHook Jul 2020
Patriots protest The Lockdown: how extreme.
Everyone flips out.
But now we see a new communistic meme:
Rent-a-Riots smashing it up for Floyd.
(It's more than truths and rights that get destroyed)
ConnectHook Jul 2020
When the truth finally hits, it hits big.
While condemning the chauvinist pig,
Do not fall for that line
That St. George was divine;
More a drug-addled player, you dig?
Though he was murdered brutally, nobody is aware of St. George’s Criminal Past Record/Arrest Timeline for armed robbery, pointing a gun at a pregnant woman and being involved in ******* charges.
ConnectHook Jul 2020
Whiny Wobert Smiff:
Paleface poser
Bad-hair bard
Of teen existentialism.

Droning three-chord dirges
Wobbly Wobert
About to burst--
Not into flames,
But girlish tears.

Superficial woes
Suburban emo . . .

Wobert, Wobert
Your mascara is running
As fast as it can
Away from the 80s.

I am ashamed
To have seen The Cure
Live in 1983.

It did not cure me.
Well, their first album was OK . . .
(Killing an Arab,
Jumping Someone Else's Train,
Grinding Halt, etc)
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