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Dear Joe,
     Please don't be offended.

     I have a list.   I call it: "Poem Seeds".  "Joe ****" was on that list.

  So .. when you ♡ed  my **** - I could ♡dly resist!

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                          ur wife  will alw
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                          onus. What do y
                          ou call a woman
                          who likes  small
                          *****? Hopefully
                          your   girlfriend.
                          The other day m
                          y girlfriend caug
                 ht  me blow drying my ****.
               She  asked  what I  was  doing.
                Apparent ly      w arming   u p
                  her   dinner    was  not   the
                        right                  answer.
( Joke's on you! )
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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Origin: Greece
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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                               T h e
                        F an t a s t i c
                       Rocking Horse
                      T h e  Catherine
                     W heel The Glo w
                      ing Triangle The
                      ******* The Nirv
                      ana  The Padlock
                      The SlideThe Ape
                      The Butterfly The
                      Ascent  to  Desire
                    ­  The Balancing Act
                      The Splitting Bam
                      boo The Curled A
                      n g e l The Bridge
                      The Clip The Clos
                      se-up The Double
                      Decker The Seduc
                      Tion The Crouchi
                      ng TigerThe Hero
                      The Dolphin Th e
    Frog The Glowing   Juniper  The  Plow
The Peg The Classic  The Kneel The Reclining Lotus The Lustful  L  eg The Eagle The Cros
  s The Rowing Boat    The Star *******
    The Super 8 The         Bandoleer   The
          M a g i c                        Mountain
.
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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The Amazon at the top, I like.  The Hound ... not so much.
The Good Pussy Feb 2016
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The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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