I once showed my mother good grades,
she smiled proudly and praised me to death.
I once dressed nicely to go on a date,
I acted like a gentleman and she was impressed.
I once smiled sweetly at my brother when he was in pain,
he quickly forgave me for punching his face.
I once paid good money for some simple aids,
my grades went up without wasting one breath.
I once asked out a girl that I hate,
popped her cherry without a thought to invest.
Why do I do it? Why leave such a stain?
Cause an ugly show has more beauty than an honest disgrace.