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May 2015 · 385
M.O.T.M. Club: Spider Head
JDK May 2015
When we were younger,
we had this magical turtle who went by the name of Fred Cleese.
He spoke in rainbows and had sapphire teeth.
We pulled them out one night while ol' Freddie was asleep,
then tried to sell them to the Fox man who lived down the street.
He wouldn't buy. Would you believe it?
That sly guy is so cheap!
So instead we ground them up with a mortar and pestle,
then baked it with sourdough to make a shimmering pretzel.
We broke our molars when we bit into it,
and all of our bones cracked too.
It tasted like the ickiness that exists in me and you.
This was part of a letter that I sent for my Mix of the Month music project.
This month's mix was all about being crazy.
JDK May 2015
Build castles out of cards.
Cover it in glue.
Tear it all apart.
This is what we do.
It's got everything and nothing to do with you.
May 2015 · 215
See Monkeys
JDK May 2015
If you let them,
they will try to keep you here.
In this sea where you've learned to swim,
but the water is thick.
Just treading it
is exhausting.
Stuck in muck.
May 2015 · 866
Dean Moriarty
JDK May 2015
It's in me.
It's in you too.
I've seen it shining through all that talk of
what has value and what has not.
Shimmering like an electric eel pulled fresh out of the channel;
squirming and writhing with a fully charged desire to
live
To burst forth with golden sparks that drift off to burn down
the spoon-fed notions of a "normal life."
We pushed it aside,
so that we might fly in to the night sky;
so that we may catch a glimpse of that certain, undefined
bliss that makes us feel truly alive.
Embrace it again.
**** it back into your skin then exhale that exuberance that has no beginning and no end.
Because we're still breathing.

Light the fuse.
I know it's in you,
I've seen it.
The taste of it still lingers on your tongue.
It's on mine too.
We made a toast to masochism.
May 2015 · 237
We've All Got Our Problems
JDK May 2015
Keeping it together in front of my uncle,
but I'm not though.
I failed.
I'm a wreck.
Look at what you've walked in to.
I don't care though.
I don't care what you do.
The feeling is mutual.
Going to Disney alone is depressing. Stop it.
May 2015 · 217
I Swear
JDK May 2015
She was crying when I got there,
and throwing up when I left.
I hate seeing her like that.
She's always been the strong one.
Well, the second strongest,
anyway.

I practiced guitar and played my keyboard,
and played burn ball with my brother and his (sort of) son,
but I still feel like I did nothing productive today.

My friends were drinking and I brought a bottle.
Beer wasn't going to cut it-
just sayin'
Gave a ride home to the kid who drove me to Tim's.
I didn't bring up the irony of the situation.
Brought Wayne home soon after.
If M.A.D.D. ever got word of me,
I swear, it'd be a disaster.

I killed a turtle yesterday,
on the way home from the hospital.
I didn't mean to.
Thought it was a piece of trash.
Placed it between my two front wheels.
Too tall for his own good.
When it hit, I swear,
I almost had a heart attack.
Went back to see if he'd survived.
An upside-down and ****** broken shell was all I found.
I'm a horrible person.
I swear, the worst.
Kicked him off the road so he wouldn't get run over anymore.
But I'm pretty sure he was already dead.
He was dead, for sure.
**** everything;
I don't care anymore.

So much for breakfast.
Tim locked us out.
I'm half-shocked that I didn't get violent.
I thought that I might get violent.

I love my friends.
I love my sister.
I love that turtle too,
even though I killed it.
And now I'm crying cause I'm drunk and stupid.
May 2015 · 665
Surf's Up
JDK May 2015
Because faulty showers left you still soiled.
A million parts of water to one part salt.
Heretofore,
no more to be spoiled by the appetites of those too hungry for
beach burgers.
Sandy fingers curled 'round chicken tenders drenched in
ranch.
Circumnavigate the globe just to circle back around to the same *******
circumstance.
Looking forward to a summer of love:
Drugs, freak outs; doomed
romance.
Totally gnarly dude.
May 2015 · 330
Dear Stranger,
JDK May 2015
You make me feel nostalgic for things that never happened.
You remind me of someone who I never got to truly know.
Random person in the world,
it seems we'll only ever be granted fleeting glimpses of each other's soul.
Then we'll lay it down to rest.
Some things are best left unknown.
When bridges burn while still under construction.
May 2015 · 897
Ice Crush
JDK May 2015
Freaked out with a simple display of mad,
but who's complaining?
It was the best I've ever had.
Shrunk my head to fit her blender,
but it got mixed up in the mail.
This smoothie wasn't meant for me;
please return to sender:
Great success who's doomed to fail.
More of less, I think.
Drank all that I could take,
but I'm not one for counting drinks.
Two for won and nine to three.
Divided by a mind too caught up in subsidies.
I'm not one for public service,
but you could teach me calculus.
Newton or Leibniz -
I could give a ****.
Just taking a ****.
I've been lost ever since my head shrinker had a heart attack
after I told her all of this.
Stream of consciousness ******* nonsense.
May 2015 · 339
Ghost Dance
JDK May 2015
There're a series of silhouettes standing still in my backyard.
They are the ghost versions of my former selves.
I stare into their dark.
A number of moments go by,
then all at once -
they come alive.

This one jumps his leg.
That one is falling down.
Gyrating in a pattern that isn't quite clear.
That one lights a cigarette.
This one sips a beer.
Circling as if playing a game of phantom music chairs.
I see one buckling over.
Another lunges out.
A patchwork design of folly and crime -
I can't decide what it's about.

If only I could get a top-down view,
then maybe I could see
the purpose of this pointless motion;
this parade of all that's me.
I wonder who'll win/who I'll be.
May 2015 · 236
Wisp
JDK May 2015
Lately I've been letting the smoke out
before I **** it all in.
The taste of it.
It makes me feel nostalgic
for the days when I didn't used to inhale;
those glory days back in high school
before addiction felt real.
"You know these things will **** you, right?"
May 2015 · 391
Adrift
JDK May 2015
It's hard to be the 'only' one.
It's no wonder it rhymes with lonely.
Sometimes I feel like I'm sinking
in the middle of a school of fish.
To be singled out by the sharks.
A ****** trail of mist makes me an easy target.
I'm having a hard time with this.
Throw me a life saver or something.
The irony of being called pretentious when you feel worthless.
May 2015 · 282
A Moment with the Moon
JDK May 2015
There's a full moon tonight.
I have the time to appreciate it.
Must be doin' something right.
Oh moon, you know I'll always love you.
JDK May 2015
Compound noun

1. Time spent thinking about someone who is not around; whether remembering time shared in the past, or having fantasies of what could happen with them in the future.

2. Time spent reading, listening, or watching the work produced by someone who is dead. Also, time spent having imaginary conversations with someone who is dead.

Examples:
I know he was dead before I was even born, but the ghost time I've spent with Henry David Thoreau makes it feel like we're old friends.

He hardly even knows who she is, but he's spent so much ghost time with her that he thinks he's in love.
Literary Reference:
In the Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caufield spends ghost time with his deceased brother Allie whenever he feels overcome by negative feelings.
May 2015 · 334
Dear Mom
JDK May 2015
Oh mother, mommy, ma,
could you please not tell me anymore family secrets?
I'm not in the right mood for that kind of drama.
Not tonight, at least.
No, really though, not ever.
You've already told me more than I care to keep
back when I was a child and couldn't sleep.
It's sickening.
Facts and stories that went way over my head
told late at night while you were drinking.
I was just trying to escape the boogieman.
I always had trouble going to bed.
You were supposed to comfort me.
You'd end up crying instead.
Forcing me to comfort you over things I couldn't comprehend.
You just make the nightmares worse.
May 2015 · 199
Ralph
JDK May 2015
I'm sorry about your floor,
and I apologize if some got on you.
I just can't hold it in anymore.
Could never digest this -
I had to spew.

Been taking it in for years.
Way too many to count.
A regurgitation of the regrets and fears
came pouring out of my mouth.

I'll clean it up.
Don't you worry about
that.
Just hand me a mop.

There's no going back,
though the smell still makes my stomach turn.
You'd think I'd know my limits by now,
but it seems I'll never learn.
I wrote so many poems about vomiting when I was in high school.
It's crazy.
May 2015 · 221
Missed Stake
JDK May 2015
Regret is a vampire,
and Guilt is supposed to be a thing of the past.
I thought I killed it already,
but it just keeps coming back.
Aim for the heart
May 2015 · 432
Boredom
JDK May 2015
Freak me out, please.
Say something to make me drop to my knees.
Not in praise or glory -
I've had it with that story.
I want something unpredictable and gory.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't know what's worse; **** block or writer's block.
May 2015 · 211
I've Got Something to Say
JDK May 2015
And I'm going to say it -
real soon.
Just give me a moment.
Give me a momentary stretch of time to collect myself.
You know,
to clear my mind,
so that I may let this thing that I want to say come to the surface;
unobstructed. Without any need for fancy presentation or forced rhyme.
Just give me a second. Okay, I think I'm ready.
Here goes nothing:

*Something.
I feel better.
May 2015 · 337
On Display
JDK May 2015
Come one!
Come all!
Come have the time of your life!
The Modern Human Zoo presents:
A Creature of the Night!

Watch him angrily pace his cage by day.
Frustrated and oppressed as he's forced to earn a wage.
But at night, my friends, that's when he really comes alive;
(Midnight showing tickets cost at least twice the price.)
Feast your eyes on this beast's desires.
His rapidly unwinding mind.
His constant need for things unfathomable.
Constantly seeking the undefined - inevitably denied every time!
Stopping at nothing to find but one thing that satisfies.
Nothing ever satisfies!

Come see our finest display to date.
The pride and joy of our collection.
Our latest and greatest prize!
Feed me. FEED ME!
May 2015 · 1.6k
Stinky Dragons
JDK May 2015
Cigarette smokers are like dinosaurs -
a thing of the past.
Maybe more like dragons,
with all that smokey breath.
I'm not saying it's cool though,
it's really rather grotesque.
All these stinky dragons chasing their own death.

I'm one of them too,
but I try to hide it from you.
I'm a self-loathing smoker,
like a self-hating Jew.
But I'm hooked on these things.
What's there to do?
Been thinking about quitting again.
Those commercials are starting to get to me.
Apr 2015 · 278
Juxtaposed
JDK Apr 2015
I hope regret doesn't destroy this before it starts.
Together, I believe we could make great art.

Sometimes I get you two confused in my brain.
The right and left hemispheres.
Like you're one and the same.
Melded together in my mind.
Like black and white to make gray.
Like grey matter.
Like clay.
Molded from the same kind of material.

I hope regret doesn't play a part.
I hold a place for you both inside of my heart.

The butterfly and the moth.
Caterpillar and chrysalis.
The wings and the body.
The eyes on both sides.

You're beautiful together.

Where do I fit into this?
Maybe I don't.
If so, tell me to stay away from it,
but I'll feel regret.
I love you both.
You deserve better.
Apr 2015 · 531
I Am a Sewer At Heart
JDK Apr 2015
A tiny figure lies at the bottom of a cardboard box.
It is surrounded by straw,
and curled up into a little ball.
Eyes closed.
It sleeps but not peacefully.
Twitching and shaking;
periodically jerking out of its fetal position
with a stiffening of its limbs and an arch of its back
as if in pain,
or ecstasy.

The four folded ***** that make up the roof of the box get pulled apart.
Blinding light pours in.
The figure stirs and squints its black eyes into vague and undefined distances that will soon fade away to nothing.
A deafening voice booms down from somewhere above the box:

"John, we were wondering if you'd consider coming in to the department today.
We know you've been under a lot of stress lately,
but it's just - I mean,
it's been three weeks already.
We could really use you.
We've been swamped."

Bogs and marshes.
That's all I see.
All I've ever known.
It's in everything I eat.
The source of all I drink.
It's all I'll ever be.
It's in my skin and bones:
Concentrated pools of misery.
I woke up to write this.
Apr 2015 · 383
Entrails (10w)
JDK Apr 2015
It takes guts to hang yourself by your own intestines.
Literally.
Apr 2015 · 252
Take a Picture
JDK Apr 2015
I climbed a tree.
Earlier this morning.
I mean, yesterday morning,
I think.
There was this person on top of a tree.
He had climbed up it himself.
That person was me.
before I fell.
Apr 2015 · 332
Derailed
JDK Apr 2015
I've been engaging in the sort of acts
that would give a person with less passion
a heart attack.
It was always beneath the surface and now it has
come to a head; caused a wreck;
thrown everything that never was completely out of whack.
I'm not apologizing for any of it.
In fact, I'm happier than I've ever been.
That is to say,
since before I ever met you.

I'm not sorry for anything I do

There's no going back.
It's all gone off the tracks.
My life has always thrown curve *****:
I've finally learned how to catch.

You're still fumbling over the fast ones.
Yea, good luck with that.
I don't want you on my team.
Apr 2015 · 180
Feel It
JDK Apr 2015
Love love love love love love love.
I live to love and love to live.
I'm in love, right now, with this moment,
and everything.
Too caught up in to write. My family's concerned, but I'm doing alright
Apr 2015 · 398
Sore Loser
JDK Apr 2015
She said, "well played,"
but it was all just in my head.
This game of who gets laid
and who ends up in an empty bed.
I'll sleep in it.
I guess, I've always been a *******.
Who's to blame?
It seems we've both played our part,
but I hate you for winning.
I hate you for it.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
JDK Apr 2015
I'd prefer to not ever wake up instead.
Please God, won't you please strike me dead.
I've given you plenty of reason;
we've never been friends.
I can't take it anymore.
Let this be the end.
In short, not good
Apr 2015 · 287
Again
JDK Apr 2015
Talking about religion and the meaning of life,
with some foreign guy I met at a bar.
My friends have all left.
I'm just making noise.
I keep taking longingful glances at my car.
We could figure it all out tonight,
but I've done it before.
I wouldn't get much out of it,
and I can't be late for work.
Written in a restroom
Apr 2015 · 400
So-so Gigolo
JDK Apr 2015
No, really though.
Five bucks for a throw.
Please take me home with you.
I can't stand to be alone.
I can understand if you will
hide me like ***** laundry,
but I've got charm and looks to ****.
Please do what you want with me.
Is breakfast too much to ask for?
Apr 2015 · 592
Semantics
JDK Apr 2015
When hope and home sound the same,
then you're probably nowhere near it.
I've commandeered someone's private plane,
but I have no idea where to steer it.
Home is where you crash.
Apr 2015 · 476
Intervention
JDK Apr 2015
I threw an intervention for my self,
and all my friends were there.
We got loaded on alcohol,
then drank a ton of beer.
When the last one was on his way out,
he hugged me at the door.
Lots of people say they care,
but these ones -
they care more.
Apr 2015 · 1.4k
Champion
JDK Apr 2015
I worried when the worst of them turned out to be the finest warrior.
I hesitated when I contemplated choosing him as the most decorated soldier.
But these peons need a beacon,
and he's the finest specimen we have.
May he lead them on like moths to the flame;
to glory,
fame,
and death.
Watch out for that heel
Apr 2015 · 341
Hearsay
JDK Apr 2015
A friend said, "That kid's not right in the head,"
and without even asking, I knew who he meant.
I couldn't tell you how many nights we'd spent together.
The only difference is, to me,
he always made sense.
It's you I don't get.
Apr 2015 · 432
Cheers
JDK Apr 2015
I'm part of a cult with no leader.
We take flight from unidentified runways.
King Kong is nothing but a chest beater;
climbing skyscrapers and swatting at planes.
I'm not afraid of the beast.
No, really though, we're quite good friends.
I've been invited to a giant feast,
but no one ever eats because the toast never ends.
Who put this guy in charge anyway?
I'm not okay with his facts.
I propose a mutiny.
Let's all cheers to that!
Choose a side.
Apr 2015 · 603
Turbulence
JDK Apr 2015
The crows won't leave my cat alone,
so I punched one out of the sky.
Stupid ****** bird -
don't **** with my little guy.
PETA, come at me.
Apr 2015 · 399
Sun Baked Beers
JDK Apr 2015
Leftovers from a party complete with drugs and drinks,
squares and queers.
It was a good mix.
Video games and ****** antics.
First to wake from the strangest dreams;
I'm just cleaning up a bit.
Something to do before I rescue my keys.
(They're currently being held hostage.)
I think we can save the graham crackers,
but there's no hope for the chocolate.

I really love it here,
have I ever told you that?
This untouched land smack-dab in the middle of all these
tourist traps.
There's enchantment here.
The buddhist temple down the street just makes it complete.
One morning,
when we're all bleary-eyed and hungover,
we should go meditate.
"Do you have any idea? (This kid has no idea,) NO IDEA how many boxes I have with your name on it!"

"That's the biggest malo I've ever seen."

"I just want to play your piano. Really, it's the only reason why I'm here. Can't I just play for it for a little while? I'll play softly. SO SOFTLY!"

"Is that an Ayn Rand book? Throw it in the fire!"

"Let me know if you have any more questions (name.) I'm here for you. I'll be here all night."

"Don't mind me, I'm just having some fun. I took some mushrooms earlier. It's nice to meet you."

"SO MANY BOXES!"

"You're cute. Hey, do you wanna get married? Let's go get married right now. **** coming back."
Apr 2015 · 245
(Un)Awkward Silence
JDK Apr 2015
If I told you how many hours I've spent alone on my back porch
just smoking and thinking,
you'd probably think I was nuts.
But I'm not crazy.
You could join me if you want,
but I probably won't say much.
"Don't you hate that? Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about ******* in order to be comfortable?"
Apr 2015 · 311
Credits
JDK Apr 2015
I'm just going to listen to this song for a little while longer,
and pretend that I don't to have work tomorrow.
If I died right now, it wouldn't be so bad,
just so long as this song is playing.

If my life were a movie,
I'd put you all in the credits.
Don't get your hopes up though -
no one would pay to see it.

If my life were a poem,
I bet it'd be ******.
All the rhymes would feel forced.
It'd probably trend though,
but that'd just make it worse.

If my life were a painting,
it'd be some Jackson ******* splatter *******.
Interpret it a certain way and you'll see
that I'm nothing but an idiot.

That **** don't even make sense.
What is sense anyway?
I've explained this all before.
My point was that it's nonsense.

If my life were a sitcom,
then the canned laughter would **** me off.
Did you know that they're mostly dead people laughing?
All those laughs were recorded so long ago.
I don't need dead people to laugh at my punchlines,
I'm too busy laughing at theirs.
Life is a joke and death is the punchline.
Death is a joke and life is the punchline.
It's one thing or the other.
Whatever, who cares?

If my life were real life,
then I'd be sitting right here.
Drunk again and typing some ****** poem,
in the hopes of getting a few likes.

I'm just going to listen to this song for awhile longer.
It's a completely different song by now.
I still happen to like this one though.
I'd die to it too,
just so you know.
This poem better not ******* trend.
Apr 2015 · 473
1-800-Loneliness
JDK Apr 2015
There's a number you can call
to listen in on all the sounds of unresolved love.
The sighs and gasps.
The beating of pulses in throbbing song.
The voices of the unwanted and desperate
crying out in passion
for just one touch.

There are radio waves reserved for the place where longing lingers -
for voices mangled by mad grips and furious fingers.
A flurry of sound that culminates into one palpitating heart.
A graveyard for romance that was doomed at the start.

It swells up inside your telephone.
A coagulation of feeling hopeless and alone.
Crawling ever toward an unobtainable ******
that will never come.

There's a number you can call,
but if I were you, I wouldn't dial it.
There's an insanity involved.
The effect of that collective sigh;
some people die for it.
Inspired by a Ray Bradbury short story that I can't remember the name of.

UPDATE: Nearly nine years after writing this, and after getting (slightly) wine drunk and reading fellow HP poet Pradip Chattopadhyay's "Beatiful Ohio," I recalled what the cover of the short story collection that the tale that inspired this poem originated from looked like. After a short quest on google, I found the book by the cover, (it's the one titled One More for the Road) and read the titles of the short stories contained therein and lo and behold, those ol' bells of recognition started a'ringin'.

I now believe (but do not know for certain, as this does remain unconfirmed at the moment,) that the Ray Bradbury story that inspired this poem is the one called Beasts published in his 2002 collection One More for the Road.

I remember that this collection, in particular, was almost kind of a let down. I remember being almost disappointed with the content of the stories. They lacked the punch and intrigue of many of his other works I'd read before then, and paled in comparison to his short story collection I Sing the Body Electric, which I had read probably right before landing on One More for the Road.

Still, one night about eight and a half years ago, one of those stories that I had deemed lackluster had left enough of an impression on me to lead me on to write this poem. (Which, over the years, has grown on me, being the first one to appear whenever I view my published poems with the A-Z filter. I've likely re-read it more often that most of my other poems at this point.)

What a wild thing memory is. And how wild is it that something read and considered kinda mid can still plant itself back there in your mind long enough to germinate such a writing?

Okay, alright. I'll admit it. I may be a little more than only "slightly" wine drunk at this point.
Apr 2015 · 363
Spray and Wash
JDK Apr 2015
"I KILLED IT!" she screamed,
then spilled her drink on my dreams.
Her dress, I mean.
It's what I meant to say.

"You know,
some bleach will clean that right away."
What a mess.
We must have fell three times that night.

I don't mind concrete so much,
so long as it's underfoot and not in my gut.

She sang that song all wrong,
but it's okay.
It felt right.
Now I'm just making stuff up.
Apr 2015 · 474
Haven
JDK Apr 2015
Swerved just in time to pass by my escape.
Narrowly avoided making a fatal mistake.
I'll live stuck in this.

I admit, there's more than I can chew on my plate.
Flung it like a frisbee at that ******'s face -
Swing and a miss.

I've found another safe place,
and something akin to bliss,
but I can't stay here.
Just give me a minute to collect my thoughts.
JDK Apr 2015
Aw ****,
I'm gonna get fired for being drunk.
I hate ****.
Apr 2015 · 437
Psychotherapy Fantasies
JDK Apr 2015
I've always wanted to **** a psychiatrist.
I think it'd be hot for someone to hear all my *******.
On the couch meant for listening, while their legs are spread;
I'd pay what's more than fair to know what goes on in their head.

I know this kid who once made his psychiatrist cry.
I swear to god, he's my hero.
I worry about him sometimes.
But I don't get paid for that ****, you know?

They're so fond of handing out pills.
Psychobabble jargon and all of that swill.
"Your emotions are too strong. Take these and they'll be killed."
******* psychiatry.
It's adorable.

"Did you know that your profession has one of the highest suicide rates?
What are you doing tonight?
Wanna go on a date?"

I bet they hear a lot about ****.
Do you think they might get off on it?
Poor *******.
Your career choice was a mistake.

No, really though, I think it's pretty great.
Trying to help people function properly and stuff.
Psychiatrists are hot.
They can all get ******.
I need help.
Apr 2015 · 377
I Am a Scientist
JDK Apr 2015
I've been working to discover the extent of our disease.
Some people just aren't happy with being content.
They need chaos for glory and make life a mess.
Nevermind the ways they pay rent.
We live for the night.
Could give a **** about how our days are spent.

I've been experimenting with decisions and their consequence;
Data inconclusive.
I've been working on a new hypothesis:
What if Mother Nature's disasters are just metaphors for the storms inside our heads?
Hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, earthquakes;
Whirlwinds of action, body tremors, passion -
now I've got the shakes.

My nerves are shot,
but I'm getting ever closer to something.
I couldn't tell you what.
It's been deemed a lost cause and my funding has been cut,
but I'm not giving up.
I swear, there's hope for us.
"Why do you hang out with them?"
"Research."
Apr 2015 · 520
Jumping the Shark
JDK Apr 2015
Climbing up trees because fences are barbed.
Smoking on rooftops.
Took the lightning rod as a souvenir.
Paint markers and spray cans.
Don't worry man,
this place has been abandoned for years.
Throwing all the chairs into the pool.
Teepeeing the neighbors.
Chasing each other with fire extinguishers -
we couldn't put out the flames.
Accidental arson on Carson street.
It took that guy weeks to paint over our names.
They're offering a reward in the newspaper.
How many people have you told?
Shooting out the lights in cul-de-sacs.
The dark makes criminals feel welcome.

We never once got coal for Christmas,
but after a certain age,
vandalism just feels ridiculous.
Confessional poetry is going to get me into trouble.
Really, this one is about Bad Parenting. Ha!
Apr 2015 · 333
Side Effects of Alcoholism
JDK Apr 2015
Anything remotely stressful leaves you with the thought of "I need a drink."
You only say clever or honest things when you're hungover.
The taste of orange juice and coca-cola carry a phantom aftertaste of liquor.
******* forget about *****. Can't do it anymore. Drank too much of that **** when you were younger. Just the smell of it makes you gag.
Life only seems worth living if you're a few drinks in.
Three beers later, and suddenly every song is about you.
Sometimes, it's preferable to sleep in your car.
Certain words and phrases haunt you for reasons that you can't explain or  don't remember.
You wonder whether or not your friends even actually like you,
or know you.
Goals seem like fancy unobtainable things that you'll never fully commit to going after.
The end of your poems ****.
I wrote this last night when I was drunk.
Apr 2015 · 384
Not Having a Good Time
JDK Apr 2015
Sometimes, when my friends kiss and tell,
I just want to punch them in the mouth.
I want to find every girl that they're talking **** about,
give them a hug, and say
"It's okay. You're still lovely anyway."
I hate hanging out with guys
Apr 2015 · 372
Art is Dead
JDK Apr 2015
And its grave is marked by a half-scale vinyl replica of The Thinker
wearing a sharknado T-shirt,
and a novelty beer helmet.
You know, with a beer holder on either side, and a straw.
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