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JavNiv May 2014
Puke.

No girl would like me
Uuuuuuuugh
Look at my *** belly
Uuuuuuugh
Today somebody sqeezed my "man *****"
Uuuuuuuugh
Somebody called me a ****** but its a "joke"
Uuuuugh
Don't eat that you'll feel worse
Uuuuuuuugh
You're so full
Uuuuugh
You gained some weight dude jeez!
Uuuuuuuuugh
No breakfreast or lunch only dinner
Uuuuuuuugh
Feel the acid in you're throat
Uuuuuuuugh
You're a boy so of course no one will know,
Uuuuuuugh
Wear big shirts and baggy cloths
Uuuuugh
Don't go anywhere without a hoodie
Uuuuuuuugh
No *** for you you're disgusting
Uuuuuuuugh
F#ck a big heart, look at that belly,
Bbblaaaaaauuuuugh
Get out of the shower...
NAME Oct 2019
britannia (did i spell that right)
fish n chips and clam chowder
good stuff
an english breakfreast is dinner wdym

germany AKATHE GOOD STUFF
BEER CHESE Y'ALL
SPEZIALITÄTENPLATTE?
HOW DO YOU PRONOUCE THAT?

irish potatoespotatoespotatoespotatoespotatoes
potatoespotatoespotatoes­potatoespotatoespotatoes
potatoespotatoespotatoespotatoespotatoes­potatoes
boxty is really good ngl

france
hon hon baguette baguette
french onion soup from panera is good
croissants mess me up it's so weird

italiano
mama mia
my spaghett
and the pizza :o

never had russian food

conclusion:
germany prob puts craic in their food
see what i did there
notice me ireland senpai

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