everyone is complaining
I dont know why
but bæ is gone
the cat's wearing a tie

Delaney needs to die
im eating lots of chocolate
bæ left me with Delaney
and I'm lactose intolerant

bae decided that he wouldn't go
to the show just because he feels low
the flu is about him, he has aches
but that doesn't mean he has to be late

I'm sad as heck for bae being sick
he's annoying, my bae not named ****
he won't stop txting me weird things
I wish he could have normal thinks

stop turning minnows into whales
stop telling such outlandish tales
I told him to please not go to bed
but he decides to be sick instead

at 11:11
like we usually do
we made a wish
but he has the flu
so we txted our wishes
I made a nice wish
but when I read his
he had said "ish"

bae cannot type
properly
he types worse than he plays
monopoly

bae still is sick
so my wish didnt work
I guess I can't be mad
that he feels like elephant ****