melatonin for when you just wanna sleep midol for when your cramps are unbearable molly when you wanna dance ibuprofen for when your parents are yelling acid for when you wanna trip tums for when your heart burns xanax when you're anxious eye drops to make them believe you weren't crying pepto-bismol for an upset stomach **** for when you wanna chill alcohol when you wanna forget
but little do you know i don't need any of these drugs because you make me feel better and higher than all of them combined