drinking heavy,
   boxing partner of the liver
like it was always
  a spar
with wladimir klitschko...
listening to
   edwyn collins'
girl like you, one hit wonder...
drinking heavy...
but minding
the grammar,
and the spelling...
  now what?
       ******* pinching,
castrato,
   and what's his name?
    mickey Tyson?
    hum hum hummah
hum hum...
      i sometimes wish
i could treat a girl like
i might treat a dog...
donning a leash...
       crazy cat lady contra
crazy cat boy...
  i just ignore the little *****...
can't be bothered...
   they do their own ****,
i do mine...
      anything else
consists of a woman's in between.
how can you learn from
the autism of cats, owning
counter felines?
   it's either the ******* bonsai
tiger...
  or it's the Hiroshima atomic
paranoia!

Nobody thought it possible
In a world now more aware
It needed to be shown to us
Wladimir Putin ain't all there

The matter is so serious
I need to say things as they are
Don't care for it to rhyme or not
Important is it comes out clear

You are a little so and so
Mean, nasty, wicked and most vile
Your mother can't be proud of you
She might turn in her grave and cry

There is nobody who likes you
Just go away and eat some worms
The big fat and juicier ones
And feel how they wiggle and squirm!