What the Hell was That?
I was walkin home late last nite,
I heard this weird noise,
What the hell was that?
Saw a cat drive by on a large motorcyle,
he honked his horn,
What the hell was that?
Saw I guy on the TeleVision,
talking bout his pants on the ground, whao,
What the hell was that?
Reached inside my bluejean pocket,
pulled out a big alligator,
What the hell was that?
On my head was a coonskin hat,
looked like Davy Crockett,
What the hell was that?
My wife said she was leaving me
for a toothless old man, wow,
What the hell was that?
A gorgeous naked woman came to my door,
said she was my lover,
What the hell was that?
Saw a pig the other day, on an elevator
he winked at me,
What the hell was that?
What the Hell was That?
What the hell was that?
Gomer LePoet...
