I write best at two a.m, or whatever time is less convenient.
Irksome really, why only these hours my words become brilliant.

It could be the hour, or just the bottle I've picked.
Or on one of those nights, maybe the **** I ripped.

Whatever it was that sirred up my thoughts
Whether it was the drugs or the tequila shots,
It's always two a.m when the process starts.

Being a minority voice
not going with the main
stream narratives will do.

And just so you are aware
the gulf stream is not a
given it could go anytime.

When it does Ireland will
freeze over and everyone
will be fleeing to Africa.

With the blacks and Arabs
you mean? Yes, but they
will be forced back up here.

Don’t be sayin dat now will
you or you’ll be sin sirred
by the racist Irish red necks.