Scaredey poems on Hello Poetry

Julie Murphy Jun 2018

Am a lass fae Govan
There a wiz born n breid
When a wiz wee a wiz playing tig oan the *****
N a split ma poor wee heid

Fae Glesga tae Fife
Wiz where we went
Tae a flat in Methil
That ma maw goat fur rent

Tae skool a went like
A scaredey cat, a didny know wit ti expect
Second year it the high skool
Wiz a bit eh a pain in the neck

Home eckie wiz the class
A waaaanted it tae be fun
Skool went well n a started wurk
Tull a wiz cooking a bun

Am a mammy eh 3 noo
Bit wit kin a say?
A replaced the telly
Nae mare tumbles in the hay

Ma weans are getting big fast
Aw gawn ti skool their self
But if a dont shake ma *** now
A might get left oan the shelf

Spoken like a true Glasweigan

#glasow #comedy

johnny georgy brown Aug 11

little scaredey cat

You see it is fun to tease a man at work
Especially when they work on the lords day
You see back in 2014 I went to a school to sing carols with everyone
And as I was waiting for the bbq
A little kid called be a little scaredy cat
But Patrick will never come to the city
For the Mgr and he is the person ones
Who is scared of poor people
Because I am not scared of poor people
I like them
But patrick is so scared they travel
Close to them
I know Tuggeranong is where the
Working class live
But Patrick is scared of civic
Because the men are swearing
And using rotten bad language
But pat will never come to civic
And he is scared
But I ain’t afraid to go to city
Because I am SMART
So calling me a little scaredy-cat
When I ain’t is wrong

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