Ride a bike without training wheels in an empty parking lot until found.
Eat lunch without deodorant in a sweaty cafeteria until nauseous.
Go to prom without a date in a one stop-sign town until dawn.

Walk to class without pants at a small liberal arts college until famous.
Play guitar without calluses at an ex-partner’s house until fingers throbbing.
Hike a trail without a stick on a one-day trip until sore.

Write a poem no meaning in a 4 x 4 apartment until lost.
Throw someone else’s toothbrush in the trash in a studio until crying.
Delete numbers without reason in a frenzy until numb.
Walk down the aisle without a father in a rustic barn wedding until the groom is smiling.

We pan-lovers must nonstick together!!! I'll be there, when I'm not somewhere else, as soon as I turn 18! You say that now but what about later when you're eating garbage at the dump? My neighbor's a huge lesbian bisexual gay trans-******. He weighs 400 pounds.

Let me bask on the beaches that you have in your huge, smart brain
as I collect bile secreted from diseased livers, causing kidney strain
onto my sprained elbow that I got from a big poodle attack in Spain
while maneuverin' a titanical, behemothical Titan sea-floating crane
I deduced that pan-****** pan-lovers must nonstick together in pain
like did that ***-***-munchin' ****** Alan Ladd who played Shane
whose feelings were imported because he was a ******* in the rain
reekin' of donkey ****, high on lithium carbonate & babbling insane
oaths about eating pompano guts on Key Biscayne while bathing in
Charlie Company's Mỹ Lai Massacre blood as it went down a drain

Let me bask on the beaches that you have in your huge, smart brain
as I collect bile secreted from diseased livers, causing kidney strain
onto my sprained elbow that I got from a big poodle attack in Spain
while maneuverin' a titanical, behemothical Titan sea-floating crane
I deduced that pan-****** pan-lovers must nonstick together in pain
like did that ***-***-munchin' ****** Alan Ladd who played Shane
whose feelings were imported because he was a ******* in the rain
reekin' of donkey ****, high on lithium carbonate & babbling insane
oaths about eating pompano guts on Key Biscayne while bathing in
Charlie Company's Mỹ Lai Massacre blood as it went down a drain

Chico chihuahua's perspective on me: he feeds me cheese & kills my fleas. My problems are our problems. We pan-lovers must nonstick together!!! I'll be there, when I'm not somewhere else, as soon as I turn 18! You say that now but what about later when you're eating garbage at the dump? My neighbor's a huge lesbian bisexual gay trans-******. He weighs 400 pounds. ***** makes my thrill-hammer numb. I'm inching my way toward a "pantastical" tomorrow! What's the most embarrassing question that you might ask an Aussie who's shopping for ******? Are you going to use it "down under"? Gee ****, where've you been? I've searched every contiguous state except Maryland! When I say "I'm here" I mean that I support you (not in any meaningful way & especially not financially, of course). I'm here to help you. You know that now. Do not play coy with me Missy Cockwad! ~ "What do you see Paula Cockwad?" ~ "I see John Lennon roasting like the former Penelope Cockwad in the fiery bowels of eternal hell." ~ "Is there no redemption for the complacent?" ~ "I should think never." ~ "Might I not fall back into favor with the Lord's fair blessing?" ~ "No."