Softly positioned beneath the ****** sky 
Mongaloo rubbed his sore belly, 
Picking the moss bites out of his naval
And ingesting them in his heat stricken misery.
*Oh gloomy am I when forced to bare witness 
To such abysmal stupidity.
You Catch are truly a tragic reminder 
Of the need for infectious disease,
Or another global disaster.*

Catch rubbed his eyes and moaned a bit
Then replied to Mongaloo with much certainty,
That it was in fact his mothers fault 
For being such a dreadful ****
And raising him so poorly.