oh don't get me wrong, i ****** a black girl before, it's not like i was gagging for it, i was having a little birthday party celebration, and making some **** fine cocktails... music-wise? well... you have to go beyond a bob marley track, or some ****** rap... anything jazzy? sure... but what will get a black girls attention, so that she pulls you for a snog in the kitchen, and takes your hand and walks with you into your bedroom and you start the act? cedric 'im' brooks (http://tinyurl.com/y9kdyzq8)... as my jamaican dealer once said when i mentioned some of the afro-music i listened to, all he said was in that nonchalant black way: culture, apparently it's a genre in its own right, trans-genre that is, encompassing all veins of the output; but i do get the fat-*** problem and the need for a long phallus... so much butter to pass... but this black girl had the phisique of a white woman... so... you join the vowels and H in the orchestral onomatopoeia of pleasure... and as ever... nothing can beat a bass guitar rhythm... **** air guitar! **** excessive ******* solos of rock music... just give me the bass... the barry white of instruments... so yeah... i love it, when she rides you so hard that her coccyx is ramming so hard against your soft region just above your phallus that it aches the next day.
i know i drink too much, well,
there's a "too much"
as there is: enough,
to also make the best *******
potato mash on earth...
fried onions in butter,
garlic paste,
a teaspoon of cream cheese
infused with garlic and herbs,
a pinch of smoked paprika,
olive oil infused with the meat
you were frying,
crème fraîche,
a pinch of some sort of
bbq powder...
i know i'm forgetting
something...
never mind...
better than the sloppy job
the english do with potatoes,
and, **** me, they've been living
next to the potato popes (the irish)
for quiet some time...
all they do is add milk to the mash...
yuck! ugh...
i cooked too much
of them, and with only two people eating
about 7+ well rounded examples...
all of them... gone... ****!
so they must have been good;
but what's worrying is the case
of the belgians...
they're and were eating too much
chocolate...
now they're having *homer simpson
hallucinations...
they're envisioning walking chocolate,
breathing chocolate,
chocolate lollipops...
i swear to god the belgians are
choc-philic to the point that they
need a flesh with a tinge of their
obsessions for sweet stuff...
i don't like where the belgians are
heading,
i'd say: hey! move that obsession
back to congo!
as much chocolate
as you like!
me? i always preferred
vanilla ice cream, not that i lick much
of it... as it turns out,
a woman's genitals is like licking
a new-born piglet...
hell, **** floats my boat anyway;
oh come on,
you can only be a decent pornographer
if you can also have a joke on the side...
but the belgians? i don't trust them
with their walking chocolate policies...
just tell the people that
middle-aged feminist (whatever)
professional women asked for an import
of male prostitutes...
to save on travel costs
they once had to spend travelling
to their vaginal meccas for a sorry 2nd place
on the maternity ladder,
the ones who didn't freeze their eggs...
and embarked on their ***-mission
(great film by the way,
**** misja (***-mission) - 1984 -
director: juliusz machulski,
starring jerzy "the legend" stuhr)...
but like i said, i've stopped trusting
the belgians with their chocolate hallucinations...
i'm switching to the swiss lindt
and the english cadbury...
these are the days where you can't even
trust a german sausage (either).
p.s.
you know... my female cat is
actually offended
about seeing human genitals?
i have to cover them when taking a ****
with my hand...
either that, or **** like a woman,
sitting down...
every time she's relaxing
in the bathroom and i'm about to
unload a niagara falls
and she sees my genitals...
phoom! off she goes...
but when she doesn't see them?
well... one less scar on the eye
translated into the ***** of memory
to be revived...
huh... funny... how you can think of
memory as a metaphysical *****
rather than a function of a physical *****
i.e. the brain...
given memory exists in symbiosis
with both brain, and the eye,
e.g. photographic- memory,
and the narrative memory
currently showing in the cinema
of your life.
