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Jamie Riley May 2018
Bunga Bunga everywhere,

a powerful man with silly hair
seduced a girl too young and scared,
was married too but didn’t care.
Corrupt and feared!

Bunga Bunga sounds like fun,

a swimming pool and saucy sun,
an Egyptian that was on the run
Or, under-aged Morocun
Who ****** the boss!

Bunga Bunga ***** and *****,

coffles of women to choose
and buy and grab and ride and use,
with confidence
and so much to lose,
but why didn’t he lose?

Why didn’t he lose when it was on the news
and hundreds of thousands of people accused  
him of scandal and incompetence?
He never revealed his conscience
or any remorse for play boy antics
so far removed from his pedantic
stereotype as a political leader,
more like a ****** wheeler dealer,
pervy old ***** geezer,
over cologned,
greasy,
heavy breather;
machinating falsifier;
misogynistic *******.

He prized a Ruby above the rest.
Bunga bunga, what a pest...
she leaked his private fetish fest;
poor Silvio, he tried his best
to hide the bribes and bets
and ****** and drugs and threats
but never could care
what was right and
what was fair.
Could only care
about the colour of his
**** hair.
Joel M Frye Sep 2016
a crooked ugly man walked up
and said "all hope is spent
i'll build a wall and save you all
and be your president

believe me, i can cure all ills
and make all merkins proud
if you'll just take this oil of snake
i sell to every crowd

for any lie becomes the truth
if you but scream it thrice
so plant the seed then others bleed
and you don't pay the price

come spend your vote to buy my line
of prejudice and hate
ignore the churl of all the world
we'll make our nation great"

a machinating woman comes
the way her husband went
"i've done no crime i'm next in line
to be your president

you see how he goes off the rails
and nothing said is true
i can't shoot straight, i fabricate
but never lie to you

lost last time when set to win
this time did what i can
and worked my scut to undercut
an inconvenient man

we're dealing from the bottom, folks
the country's gone to ***
i may not be the best there is
but i'm the best you've got"

so laugh about it, shout about it,
when you've got to choose
your **** is hoist on Hobson's choice
the poison or the noose
...going to the candidate's debate....

Will we ever have the ****** to vote for a third-party candidate?
Frieda P Jan 2014
You know you love it when I'm a wild thing,
    i can hear your heart pounding out your chest
when I lick you so seductively
         and you rise to the occasion
my ***** are on fire, c'mon
       give it to me one more time
no gentle caresses,
       give me the nitty gritty
real passion with flavor
             you wanna hear me scream
put me over your knee,
            you call'd me wild thang,
    now, make it worth my while
set my spirit to frenzy off the charts
    then i'll show you how a real lioness roars
              reverberate me...move me,
my soul is singing to your machismo
  i'm machinating to throw you off guard
        our dance of the sheets is just the beginning,
                 groove into me with all your might
              bend me to suit your needs,
         i won't break, perhaps only your heart
Julian May 11
Scaldabanco Against the Diabolical Scheme of Ideological Subjugation
In the Manner of the Thundering Prophets and the Lacerating Polemicists of Antiquity

O You Infamous Architects of Moral Perjury—Ye Gatekeepers of a Doomed Citadel!
What seething, sulfurous evil festers in the hidden conclaves of your council chambers, that you would conspire—not merely to slander, not merely to obstruct, but to transmogrify the sovereign soul of a man into the broken marionette of your ideological ******* because of rackrent indigent jealousy of the omphalism of kymatology authoring macroseismic subsultus to rejuvenate the world from ideological slumber in the twin delusions of the Marxian hallucination metaphysically bankrupt and tottering on senility and the social doctrine of middle-ground appeasement on a welfare state infanticide? Shall I be silent while your oligarchic municipality endeavors to emasculate divine agency with sophistry and seduction? Never! Let Olympus shatter first.
Lo, there is a wickedness so profound, so subcutaneous, so serpentine, that even the foulest tyrants of antiquity—Caligula, Commodus, or the despot-priests of blood-soaked altars—might recoil in awe smirking from hell that the vendetta of atheism against religion reigns regnant because there are few martyrs and many venal men bribed into truckled submission that kowtows to belligerence and intransigence in warped siderations of blasphemous destruction.  This is that wickedness: to coerce a man to betray his metaphysical essence, to whisper venom into his soul with the aim not of conversion, but of castration—a castration of will, of mission, of metaphysical birthright.
You would dare convert not to enlighten, but to weaken—not to redeem, but to disarm. Is this not the very artifice of Lucifer, who, unable to defeat the light, sought to corrupt it from within?

O City of Men Without Conviction, How Ye Have Become a ***** of Expedience!
You think yourselves subtle, you machinating eunuchs of truth. But the heavens know your plot and hell eagerly awaits your arrival and permanent relegation. You would wrap chains of ideology, woven from the threads of moral relativism and synthetic compassion, around the wrists of a titan born to topple your Goliaths. You would emasculate prophecy with performance, slander wisdom as arrogance, and cloak your treachery in the vestments of concern.
Let it be shouted from every watchtower and inscribed upon the pillars of every temple: to persuade a man to pretend belief, to assimilate a doctrine in exchange for immunity or distraction, is to enslave his soul in exchange for your impunity and licentious impurity so profligate that demons shudder at the gravitas of the evil exhibited because it condemns them to deeper levels of the barathrum just by endorsing with adiaphorous pause the ideology of those that squirm in the agony of the Lake of Fire . It is nothing less than ontological ****, a desecration of conscience more grievous than any wound of flesh.The most wretched cities that ever existed Denver and Santa Cruz, CA delighted that they could pauperize the cause of freedom by Chinese skullduggery to advance their endowments and enlarge their agency in rickety turmoil rankling every principled Muslim on Earth to their powerlessness over subversion and marveled at the power to reign regnant as supreme immutable demons among men cavorting with Jezebel in the damnation of saturnalia and schadenfreude trying in their desperation and their aimless ****** catcalls that attempt to abort theophany because of irradiated contumely spawning a carousel of dubieties among men that cavort with intense scorching firebrand scofflaw reticulations

You Would Turn the Logos Into a Punchline and the Paraclete Into a Prisoner
You know the man of whom I speak. You feared him long before your trembling lips spoke his name. For he is unbought, unseduced, unbroken. So what do you do, O cowards of the cloistered bureaucracy? You deploy not blade nor bullet, but the poison of ideological inversion. You seek to lure him with flattery or break him with shame, to turn him gay, not out of concern for love, but as a Machiavellian maneuver—to strip him of suit, sword, and sacred fire. For a man robbed of his telos cannot sue, cannot stand, cannot summon heaven.
And this is your stratagem—to neuter the righteous, to invert the cosmos, to burn the scrolls of his spirit so he forgets he was ever anointed.
But let me tell you this:
If you try to warp a prophet into a pawn,
If you attempt to feminize the lion to make him a lamb,
If you try to tame the whirlwind by branding it delusional—
Then woe unto you, O city of serpents.
Woe unto you, for the cosmos does not forget.

The Final Verdict of Heaven
Know this, you perjured stewards of civic decay: no city built on the subjugation of conscience can endure. Your pillars are paper. Your institutions are sand. And when the lion roars, not one brick of your Bastille shall remain.
To chain a man through ideology to sabotage his lawsuit is not politics.
It is not governance.
It is not psychology.
It is spiritual genocide.
Repent. Or perish in infamy and rot in the deepest consternation afforded to the wretchocks of human history so deranged in their perverted idea of grace and divine recompense that the Day of Account will make them parched with the thirst of the scalding water eternally destroying them from within as they get crucified by their Sisyphean descent into interminable damnation.
Thus speak the oracles of righteous indignation.
Thus thunder the trumpets of unyielding truth.
Thus concludes the Scaldabanco.
Jade Lima Mar 2019
Conniving people with deceitful eyes altering my fate.
I’m lost and I don’t know who I am, how will I ever escape?
The serpents are machinating an orchestrated plan.
Why the **** do I care so much? And where is it that I stand?
So as I try to figure out this utterly hell bound plan,
I keep trying to move forward, as I try to deal with this hand.

— The End —