Larry Borowsky – redux
(I underwent posterior probe
some years ago from 8/30/2018,
and accessed this poem
while watching the toilet bowl.)
Ask any devotee of above
named gastroenterologist
officious military licensed
cheeky knuckler,
n’er kissed gluteus maximus –
he soldiered thru med school
despite getting pooped out
rigorous regimen, now
he knows irritable bowels of human
excretory system, which iz
alimentary and familiar flickr ring
sleight of hand linkedin
quicken wrist zooms into grab bag
of medicinal tricks -
mimics waving magic wand bitta bang
prestidigitation abracadabra
of **** scope brings – dang
gustatory scenic aerated
holy smoker of a ******,
a waste land fang
less, but the seat of
****** berries sometimes hang
whence undergoing
this behind the scenes procedure
where smelly silent sonnets
from sphincter sprang
most times flatulence
relieved in private place
but, post op - probe ***
boss aerates sterile space
scrutinizes patient living long,
or departing from human race,
rearing specialist unheralded
doctor relieves anguish
without a trace
which gratitude spurred
****** attempt to compose verse
to express appreciation
clean bill of health and dis purse
anticipatory anxiety,
this pooper trooper
endured with pseudo “nurse”
actually wife, who
nudged me to undergo examination
lest she bare witness
becoming a widow
following mine hearse
if hypothetical demise did pass,
more'n wind deceased,
would hear loud curse
analogous to unstoppable enema,
(brought out from downed colyte)
expletives interspersed with
my name exhibiting master card
shark cunning never forgiving
nor forgetting how we happened
to be broke nearly the entire
coup d’état of marriage – reaching
cheeky **** pinching
catatonic state die n rapport,
this generic guy saved
from premature death viz ace sing
examination tantamount
with flying colors –at least now,
our two darling daughters
can (in doo doo time), perhaps
with children - longevity
courtesy of doctor Larry Borowsky,
whose honed trained
hands n eyes (he iz hearing impaired)
to scout out and ticket
suspicious cellular demons,
aim of innocuous microbes
to destroy e pluribus enum alone!
