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Rebekah Lamb May 2014
I refuse to be called a cysgender guy
The QSA should really stop being so gay, they should hide
We should have a straight alliance
Yes! Have a straight alliance
have a safe place for all of the kids kicked out of their homes because *mom, dad I’m straight

Have a place where the memories of the children who were killed because they acted too straight
Because we really need to stop saying That’s so straight
Have a straight alliance for the same reasons we should have a white club
I mean seriously even the asians get their own group!
Have a club for all of the c-y-s-g-e-n-d-e-r people
But make sure you don’t include the c-i-s-g-e-n-d-e-r people
Because we really need to stop labeling normal dudes
You know the ones who have *****? Not some confused ****** who got too dyked up
Because we really need people to stop saying that cysgender people will eventually grow out of it
I am the advisor of a QSA and we got some negative responses on a survey. So I took my anger out on my keyboard
Yōko is dead-set in heat & I dare not for now ever leave her as I am
anticipating sub-tropic monsoon, wearin' floods, eating wild ******
while dealing with rash that's symptomatical of non-typhoidal fever
that no medician can extirpate via scalpel wielded as an axe-cleaver
in an eldery Romani queen's ****-house as a klepto-swiping believer
or in an X-Roma crone flit's crap-house as a crap-swipin' receiver or
in a Roman crone queen's ****-house as a runny ****-wipin' deceiver
because it's Yōko Nogiwa who operates the milky-***-gland reliever
My incubator incubated chicks for dinner as I hit the floor & then 2
of my legs fell off so I can't do a walkin' chore that I need 2 legs for
off shore on a truck tour with more velour against my core bed sore
days before, to wage war, Hillary dyked an Arab ***** on the floor

The Life of a Proctologist
“Hand me that hand cream.”
“Oh, shut up!”
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Anabolical-androgenical steroids ulcerated Bob Zimmerman's ****
adding a grating twang to a ball-twisted groan that tires & drains us
like a **** soaked in vinegar, frozen after sprinkled with cinnamon
& bull-dyked on Chiang Mai's black-toxic-market Siamese estrogen

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