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Fenix Flight Jun 2014
have a nice day sir/ma'am

Translates tooo.......

******* you douchbag!
How dare you treat me like
I'm a total idiot
How dare you call me
all those names
I'm Not as stupid as you think
*******
*******
*******
Yeah buddy well
I dont want to be talking to you
Anymore then you want to be talking to me


I hope you have a great day!

Translates too.........

I sincerely really truly mean it when I say have a nice day!
Thank you so much
FOr not being a ******* *****!!
Teehee.
(idk if this goes for all telemarketers I just know it goes for me)
Jay Jimenez Jul 2013
Follow me into the land
of promise and promise
Follow my heart as it leads you to a
place of hopefullness
and joy
just take a little time
and build some trust in me
I promise I wont hurt you
or make ya cry.

You never really trusted much
You always said just give up on me
You always wanted the easy way out
but I wont let you go that easy

Dont worry
I'll take the good with the bad
and the sad with the mad
I'll sit around and wait for you to calm down
I got time to wait for ya babe
it shouldnt take long.

You never really trusted much
You always said just give up on me
You always wanted the easy way out
but I wont let you go that easy

You always tried your hardest to make me go
so you called me a douchbag
and said just go
but I know you wanted me to stay
so I took the words you said with a grain of sand
and waited outside
smoked a cig and waited for you to call my name
to come back in

You never really trusted much
You always said just give up on me
You always wanted the easy way out
but I wont let you go that easy

You opened your heart
and let love in
and to this day
our lives have never been the same
and it's not a dream
you can awake
and know that my love is yours
till the we day
and our ashes are scattered across
this land.

You never really trusted much
You always said just give up on me
You always wanted the easy way out
but I wont let you go that easy
Hawk Flight May 2014
SO I'm engaged
to a beautiful women
Kaitlyn

But I'm also dating
this kick *** awsome guy
Twittle

NOW before you start getting upset
before you start accusing me

Oh what a douchbag!
he's cheating on his Fiance!

Stop it
stop it now

to be honest
if you want to get technical
I was dating him first

He doesn't mind
He's actually happy
He never wants to get married

She doesn't mind
She's actually happy
As long as its not another girl

I know its probably selfish of me
I shouldnt be doing this
I don't deserve this

I told them that.
I told them they deserve better
then just half of me

And do you know what they did?
they both ******* smacked in in the face!

They both told me
that they dont care
as long as I love them
they aint going anywhere

What can I do?
but be grateful
they chose me

and treat them BOTH like
the Goddess's they are
Twittle calls him self a goddess so I know he wont mind me calling him one
Fenix Flight May 2014
You know those oh so annoying calls?
telemarketers
They **** you off so much right?

Wells heres tips on how to deal with them
THE RIGHT WAY

1. Don't be rude to them
its not their fault your number popped up on their call list

2. Don't be mad when their information is wrong
again ITS NOT THIER FAULT that the lists they were given were never updated

3. DO NOT MOCK THEM!!!
They are Smart people annd know when you are, They have feelings to you know!

4. DO NOT UNDER ANY CUIRCUMSTANCES CALL THEM NAMES OF ENDERMENT
baby, sweetheart, hunny, sweety. Its creepy, uncomfortable, and makes you look like a disrespectful creep

5. DO NOT CALL THEM DEGRADING NAMES
*****, The C word, *****, ect ect, all it does is make you look like a complete and utter disrespectful Douchbag

6. the most improtant one of all!!!
If you are fed up completely then just NICELY ask them to put you on thier do not call list
It takes 30 days for that request to go through after that you wont be bugged by them again

THERE YOU GO PEOPLE.
NOW COME ON
LETS ALL PLAY NICE
SHALL WE???
Sorry I know its not really a poem, But I needed to vent cuz some chick called me Baby and mocked me so horribly.
*deep breath* I'm good. On with life
Leisa Battaglia Jul 2018
Where are you now, not where you said
Are you with her now, thoughts cloud my head
Why don't you call, you said you would
Is it her you dial, when it's clearly me you should
Are you lying next to her, spent from love made
Is she in your arms, where many others have laid
In that place you said was only mine, another broken promise made
You've left me here cut by your lies, without so much as a bandaid
How is it so easy for you to tell these lies, the ones told to so many before me
Why did you choose me to do this to, more importantly why did I not flee
First signs are easy to explain away, but the truth has been so clear for so long
I was trying so hard, to make right out of someone so plainly wrong
I knew in the end, you would take all there was to take
Leaving behind without a care, a mess of broken hearts in your wake
On to the next group of lives to destroy, without a backward glance
Such a seasoned con man, they'll hardly stand a chance
Lies are what you bathe in each day, before descending upon your prey
Looking for your next opportunity, to further you on your way
You're a liar and a con artist, taking from each latched upon soul
It doesn't matter to you, how very young or how old
You have no moral compass, to show you right from wrong
It's like a second nature to you, you've been doing this so long
Liar, cheater, *******, douchbag, pathetic, worthless, *****
All names for you rooted in truth, that's why they'll always stick
Shawn Steven Jun 2018
Deep wounds seep saline down my face it's common place struggle to breath in a world  riddled with disgrace reflecting how you treat this place so quick to call me a **** for being idealistic but who's are you living take but no giving a crap only last so long and it's been so wrong since time began and that's the place you stand effortless conclusions maintain the delusions that we are powerless to change too much so you live life from cruch to touch and go yet never know no time to think that you're the reason this boat will sink made no link as you were taught between cancer and your diet or government or pharmaceutical industry killing us all off for profit slaves who hate war and violence yet profit in silence as screams of terrorism echo through land ushered out by slide of hand they say it was them but it was the drugs gas and oil you bought that gave way for the CIA plot and all you got was a orange presidential baffoon to usher in the ruin that you all studied through the box office hit completely out of it with popcorn crumbs all over your seat so exciting when it is a movie social engineering you to think you're entitled to the ****** and molesting of our mothers child oh so vile this theme of war behind closed doors for the west but for the rest running hearts beating out of chests lost limbs and friends because their TV taught you to hate the victims of your ways but those days will come to a end when you wake the **** up to see that you are already in the sights of some douchbag soldiers of fortunes paycheck death bought and sold for geopolitical manure to grow just to tear it down ebb and flow brings power to the insane ****** elite that you bow to work your *** off to fulfill their every need the gluteus feed as most go hungry while plenty rots in fridges and ******* through water logged eyes I see clearly but you refuse to join me since resistance is not yet in fashion still hung up on the green washed consumeristic vegan symptoms so addicted to the system that you do nothing to help them but have a ego that nothing can get beyond claim to be peaceful but pay for the bombs and tombs that encapsulated you since before you sprung from the womb two slaps and thirty three shots autism taking over the health of another daughter son begot by parents just playing their part and grandparents that fuel the notion of excepting what little of life you got so help me please you lazy coward **** I wish death on you all having done absolutely nothing generation after retardation RFID cordination drone strikes will end the likes of a revolutionary spirit since when we were here you just turned away and simply didn't want to hear it
#blindinglight

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