"bumhole" poems
Whilst walking down the street
I heard a thunderous tweet;
'Twas a straining little bird
Who couldn't pass a ****
The little thing was constipated,
Its **** wide dilated;
Tweeting loudly in mid-bog,
Trying to eject a log.
I observed with sympathetic heart
As it trumpeted out a ****
Straining, chirping loud and long,
Letting off a foul and noisome pong.
I watched for nigh an hour
Its display of **** power;
Then a final intestinal pump
Produced a huge great steaming lump:
A mighty ball of faeces
(a giant of its species,
and total bumhole splitter
which shattered its feathered *******
Sep 23, 2015
Sep 23, 2015 at 4:44 PM UTC
There was once a farmer called Giles
Who had the most terrible piles.
He sat in a field
Until they congealed
And his bumhole broke into smiles.
Jan 7, 2015
Jan 7, 2015 at 12:18 PM UTC
Numbed dumbed thumbed
he returned home
to her *****
Charles touched her bumhole
but Diana shoved off his fumbling hand
he wanted to lick her *******
but she didn’t agree
the prince held her buttocks
slowly bumping into her
he slowly moved her bottom around
continuing to bump
but as the lady asked him to repeat this particular move
he left it alone
Apr 13, 2010
Apr 13, 2010 at 8:43 AM UTC