there was a little wizard he was very small he had a magic wand but that was very tall
he couldnt wave it round when it was in his hand so on a box he decided he would stand
now he could reach it  he sat and had a think
that he would make a spell so the wand would shrink
so he made his spell and when the spell was cast
the wand became it normal size he had a proper wand at last.

there was a little bat who in a cave did dwell
while hanging upside down the poor bat he fell
falling to the floor he went with such a thump
then upon his head he had great big lump
he was rather dazed and dizzy as can be
but he carried on a brave little bat was he
the little bat was clever and he was very cute
and decided he would make a little parachute
then he if fell again he wouldnt bang his head
he would float down gently with his parachute instead

i went to a nudist camp to see what it was likethere i saw some people riding naked on a bikei started to undress but told myself i could;ntthen i saw some parts that i know i should;nti was so embarrassed i was turning redso i went behind a tree so i could hide my headi decided to go home this place was not for mei had just been somewhere where i should;nt be.next time i get naked i will start to  laughthe only time ill go **** is when im in my bath.

say it from the heart thats all you have to do
then everything you say people know its true
say it full of meaning say it like its meant
say full of truth that from the heart was sent
say it full feelings and let your feelings show
say it like you mean it then everyone will know

my  poor little dog he couldnt hear a thing
he was very deaf all heard was ring
but if you threw a stick he could plainly see
he would pick it up and bring it back to me
i couldnt call his name it would be no good
it would be like talking to a piece of wood
i took him to the vet to ask him  for advice
he was very pleasent and also very nice
to my little dog he seemed to take a shine
then he moved his fingers and began to make a sign
my doggy seemed to know what he had to say
just by making signs he could hear me everyday.
now i can spell his name and he can come to me
just by making signs that he can plainly see.

little tommy turtle he just loved to shopat the local store tommy he would stopthen pick up a trolley and push it round the floortommy he just love to stroll around the store picking up his shopping he wanted from the shelfhe did it all alone he lived by himselfwhen he filled his basket to the checkout he would goit would take some time for a turtle it was slowthen pull out his wallet so tommy he could paytommy he just loved it when it was shopping day.

crocus popping from the ground
daffodils spread all around
shrubs are budding getting leaves
shooting from there winter sleeves
grass is growing turning green
showing off its spring time sheen
robins sing there little song
as they gently hop along
sun is shining very bright
bringing spring with such delight.

think about the homeless who have no place to go
no bed for them to sleep in or a fire with a glow
sleeping in the rough in some cardboard box
taking life the hard way taking all its knocks
living life so lonley as they begin to roam
hoping maybe someday they will find a home
some where they can stay with there own front door
then the lonely people wont be homeless anymore.

they built a big arena in the land of romewhere the gladiators lived this was to be there homethere they fought with lions that they had to killto please the roman emeperor and give the crowds a thrill.then they fought each other the strongest would surviveswords an tridents they would use to help them  stay alivethe emperor  gave the signal for battle to commence as the gladiators become more and more intense.the winner would go on to fight another dayand find another gladiator he hoped that he could slay.this is the way it was the way it had to be.till there came a day when the gladiator was free

there once was wizard in a castle far away  he lost book of spells while cleaning up one day
he searched hi and low but his spells he couldnt see  so he asked the owl if he new where they might be.
the owl said you must look in the place that you were sat there youll find your book tucked inside your hat.
the wizard he was happy now everything was well now he found his  book again he cast a spell.

its great when your a grandad with lots of girls and boys.
they fill your heart with gladness and bring you lots of joys
they bring back lots of memories as they begin too play
then you remember when you were once that way.
there something to be proud off and keep you younger too
as you give your love to them they give it back to you

there was a little sheep dog he was black and white
i watched him round the sheep up it was such delight
following close behind them so they wouldnt stray
for the little sheepdog this was his working day
he was very clever and knew just what to do
by the farmers whistle every time he blew
a charming little fellow as busy as can be
working with the sheep such a lovely site to see

there was a little goat he looked very wierdhe had woolie coat and a big long beardhe was very friendly and always had a glowand his little coat was as white as snowthey took him to a farm where the goat would stay he didnt like it there and thought that he would strayhe came across a cottage where an old lady lived insidedecided he would go there for a place to hidethe lady she had spotted him walking up the path.and when she saw the goat she began to laugh.she took the goat inside so he wouldnt roamthe goat  he loved it there and thats where he made his home

in a land of fantasy so beautiful and free
where everthing was magical as lovely as can be
there was a purple hedgehog as friendly as can be
he lived in the woods underneath a tree
there were little ladybirds having lots of fun
dancing there so happily underneath the sun
the stars were made of diamonds twinkling in the night
underneath the moon shining oh so bright
the grass was just like velvet so beautiful to see
everything was peaceful so beautiful and free
in this land of fantasy is where i long to be.

there was a wise old owl funny as can be he used to wear some glasses that help to make him see
he would read a  book held between his toes with a pair of glasses hanging off his nose
one day he was reading  the owl he fell asleep and he started snoring in his sleep so deep.
when the owl woke he found he couldnt see his glasses had fell of somewhere in his tree
then along came a magpie  and in to the tree he flew dont worry mr owl ill get them back for you
the  magpie  got the glasses that were lodged in tree and  and gave them back to owl who once again  could see.

there was  little man  he wore bright green suit he was very small and played a magic flute.
he would play a tune while strolling on his way.dancing very merrily feeling bright and gay.
than he met a squirrel  feeling very sad i have lost my tail he said the only i one had.
the man he got his flute out and he began to blow when the tune came out the squirrels tail began to grow
there said the littleman now your as good as new. the squirrel he was happy again now his tail had grew.

when snow falls in alaska its so nice to see
falling to the ground so peaceful and so free
huskies with there sledges running through the snow
such a lovely scene that gives your heart a glow
trees they look so white standing oh so tall
branches catching snow as it begins to fall
cabins in the woods with roof tops oh so white
looking very pretty lighting up the night
such a lovely place a picture of delight
when the snow falls in alaska it such a lovely site.

living on an island is where i long to be
living there with nature feeling oh so free
sitting by the sea soaking up the sun
surrounded by the freedom  having lots of fun
walking in the sand as i gently stroll
looking at the waves as they begin to roll
living on an island is where i long to be
an island of my own with no one there but me.

white horses riding on the sea
as white as silk riding free
rolling in towards the shore
coming home to ride once more
riding high so full of pride
galloping proudly on the tide
riding wild and riding free
prancing  wildly just for me

i saw a little monkey in a big palm tree
sat there picking coconuts and bringing them to me
he put them in pile and put them nice and neat
then he got some more and laid them at my feet
he was very friendly and he just love to play
passing on the time in his monkey way
having lots of fun as happy as can be
this funny little fellow filled my heart with glee.

there was great big salmon he lived in a stream and to catch this fellow was every bodies dream
he was very cunning he had a cunning way. when he saw the fishing lines he would swim away.
he  loved to tease the fisherman by jumping in air the just let them  know the salmon was still there
everybody came to try and catch the fish just to take home and make a tasty dish
but he was far to clever and away from them hed stay as the fisherman tell the story of the one that got away

it goes up but dont come down
it gives you lines when you frown
it makes you grey and thin on top
wrinkles come but they dont stop
it slows you down as time goes bye
as your skin begins to dry
we all do this it has to be
and in the mirror we can see
the answers here within the rhyme
its all to do with length of time

theres a picture in my hall
hanging there up on the wall
with memories i once had
in the good old days as a lad
there are lots of things i see
of the way it used to be
times i had that i once knew
as i stare theres quite a few
the picture means so much to me
and on my wall it will always be

i was walking through the meadow on a summers daythere i saw a lark singing along the way. he sang his song of love as gently as can besat there on branch high up in a treeit sounded oh so beautfil it really touched me soi felt it in my heart it give me such a glowwhen he finished singing from his tree abovei walked home so happy with my heart so full of love

we all remember the things we did
years a go has a kid
days at school were the best
exams and friends and all the rest
all the games we used to play
like knock on doors then runaway
the days they had for teachers rest
as you became your mothers pest
these are things that we all did
in the good old days as a kid.

when your feeling down and you feel so blue
wear a smile upon your face thats all you have to do
this will make you happy and your blues will go away
wear a smile upon your face to help you through the day
when your feeling weary and you feel so sad
wear your smile once again this will make you glad
so if you just keep smiling this will help you through
wear a smile upon your face is all you have to do

i have a little budgie he goes tweet tweet tweet i keep him a cage that has swinging seat
he has a little mirror that hangs up off the side when takes a look he thinks he has friend inside
he jumps on to his ladder and climbs up to the top then he  takes a rest and as a little stop
then he gets some food this sends him to sleep and from the cage you dont here a peep.

i saw sixteen candles burning in the night
lighting up the sky burning oh so bright
carried by the angels giving of a glow
burning there so brightly burning very slow
lighting up the angels reflecting in the light
each one had a candle such a wonderous sight
it filled my heart with love and gave me such delight
as i watched the candles guide the angels through the night

i have a mobile phone it goes off while in bed when i went to answer the battery had gone dead
back down the stairs i went to put the charger on.  when i go to answer it the phantom callers gone
  back up  the stairs i went and now i have a cough then back down once more to turn my mobile off

i close my eyes and picture a land of girls and boys where everything is magic including all the toys
there is a little park that has a magic swing and when you sit on him he begins to sing
theres  a magic clown who has big red nose and when you touch it you can see it as it glows.
you can see a soldier banging on a drum in tune with the birds as they begin to hum
everything is peaceful and everything is free just the sort of place where children long to be.

there was once a catfish with whiskers very long he was very big and very very strong
he would look for food on the river bed he could sense it out with the whiskers on his head
one day when he was searching looking for a feed he heard a funny noise coming from the reed
then he saw a frog who looked like he was stuck so the catfish swam across and thought hed take a look
the catfish used his whiskers and pushed the reed aside so out from the reed the little frog could slide
the little frog was tired because of all the strain the catfish took him to the river bank and never saw the frog again

there was a little shrew he had pointed nose
with a little tail and tiny little toes
he lived in a garden underneath the hedge
right down at the bottom where i grew my veg
he liked to dig in soil with his little nose
throw it all behind him with his little toes
he would take a rest get his breath and then
back in to the soil to start digging once again
a happy little chap  he just loved to toil
he loved to spend his day just digging in the soil.

there was a little kitten he had a ball of wool
this he  used to play with to stop him being dull
he rolled it on the floor and all round the place
then around his body and then around his face.
he was so amused rolling round and round
dragging all the wall all along the ground
he would play for hours with his little ball
till he got very tired then off to sleep he;d fall

two little caterpillars sat upon a leaf
one was on the top the other underneath
they walked along the leaf one on either side
with there tiny legs  both of them would slide
they would chew away until the leaf had gone
then find another leaf and simply carry on
they would chew and chew every single day
turn into a butterfly and gently fly away.

try to solve this riddle that i will set for you
and with in this rhyme i will leave a clue
i have got two hands and a big round face
i move around in motion at a steady pace
moving very slowly as steady as can be
the clues are this rhyme for everyone too see
to help you solve the riddle of my identity

i went to a rodeo in the usawhere i saw a sign saying rodeo here to dayi put my stetson hat on so i looked the partthen  sat down and watched as it began to startthere were lot of cowboys chasing round the steerspeople they were clapping send out there cheersthen came a cowboy riding his big white horsedoing lots of tricks while riding round the courseit was just a amazing  i really enjoyed the showand wont forget my day at the rodeo

on the banks of the river i laid to rest my head
watching the water on the river bed
rolling down the stream as gentle as can be
it was very tranquil and rolling oh so free.
it was very peaceful and oh so very calm
it made me feel so safe and well away from harm.

there was a men from kerry he was always merry with a big red nose that looked just like a cherryhe liked to drink his whisky he liked a little tot always was very funny when he drank a lothe like to sing and dance and do his irish jig jumping up and down till fell of his wighe was always happy when he had his ***** till he had to muchthen he would have a snoozeand wake up again with a smile up on his face have another tot then cheer up the human race.

ill be there for you when ever things go wrong
ill be there to comfort you there to keep you strong
when ever you are ill i will nurse you through
always by your side ill be there for you
ill be there beside you every single day
every step it takes all along the way
ill be there for you till the very end
to me you are my world my life and my best friend

there was a little walrus he was very nice he lived in a land that was full of ice
he liked to slip and slide underneath the sun this was how the walrus used to have is fun
oneday he was playing he saw a fishing hole inside there was a penguin poor little soul
he had slipped and fell and in the hole was stuck so the little walrus thought he would have a look
ill get you out he said just you wait and see hang on to my tusk and i will pull you free
so the walrus pulled the penguin back on to  the ice there they played together while the weather was still nice

sitting on riverbank thats the place to be
fishing rod in hand feeling very free
looking at the water waiting for a bite
sun up in the sky shining nice and bright
you can feel the freedom scattered all around
very calm and peaceful you cant hear a sound
sitting there for hours relaxed as you can be
hoping for a fish to take home for your tea
then when the day is over as the sun begins to set
you think about your day and one you wont forget

two little  buttercups sitting in the sun
underneath the sky having lots of fun
with there yellow heads opened up so wide
and there tiny little leaves hanging from the side
sitting there so pretty growing wild and free
a pretty little flower so  wonderful to see
when the sun goes down they put there heads away
waiting till the sun  returns on another day.

there was a little seal he had a coat of white
he was very clever and very very bright
he lived on the ice so very far away
with his furry coat to keep the cold at bay
he like to catch a fish this he loved to eat
for the little seal this was his little treat
he had a little ball he could spin it on his nose
then toss in the in the air and catch it with his toes
he would play all day until it was time to go
then off to sleep he went in his coat of snow

Little Tommy turtle took a jungle trip
deep in to the jungle he decided he would slip
he was on safari in the jungle wild
Tommy he just loved it he was a natures child
he liked to watch the elephants walking in a line
but the thing he liked the most was swinging on the vine
tommy like to swing going too and fro
swinging vine to vine as he was letting go
he wore big round hat that kept him from the sun
with a khaki suit he was having fun
the animals they loved  him and came from miles around
to see this funny fellow walking on there ground
then when the day was over tommy he would sleep
in his little hammock in the jungle deep.

seasons come seasons gosome bring rain some bring snowleaves they fall to the groundand are scattered all aroundmountains covered with the snowwinters here they let us knowflowers bud birds they singin the season off the springsummer sun gives of a shineto let us see the weathers finethe seasons come to our front doorwhen we count them there are four.

i have a little kitten as lively as can be
everywhere i go the kitten follows me
he is very active and leaps in to the air
climbs up on the mantle and jumps on to the chair
he is very playful as playful as can be
when he wants a stroke he climbs up on my knee
then cuddles up real close and begins to purr
then gently falls asleep while i stroke his fur

i was walking through the woods just the other day
then i heard a noise not so far away
so i took a look to see what it could be
it was coming fom a hole at the bottom of a tree
then i looked inside there i saw a frog
just inside the tree sat upon a log
the poor frog was crying with tears upon his face
he was very lost and lost his froggy place
then i picked him up and took him to his home
now the frog was happy and never again did roam.

i sat a watched a moonbeam shining oh so bright
shining in the sky  lighting up the night
it shone across the valley and and the mountains high
shining there so brightly high up in the sky
its beam it shone for miles and all across the land
all across the sea lighting up the sand
shinging all alone just a single light
shining there so brightly such a lovely site.

i saw a little bird sitting in bush
with a speckled chest i think it was a thrush
sitting on the branches as happy as can be
whistling his tune to a lovely melody
he sat there a while singing just for me
it made me feel so happy and me feel so free
then he said goodbye and gently flew away
i think about his song to this very day.

there was a little mouse and his friend the toad
and upon his back the little mouse he rode
they were best of friends and together everyday
the little mouse and toad they just loved to play
oneday as they playing they heard a funny sound
so the mouse and toad took a look around
there in the grass  they saw a little shrew
somehow he got lost and didnt know what to do
the mouse he said dont worry i know where you are
i will take you home again it isnt very far
follow me and toad he said we will take you back.
so off they went together down the grassy track
then they found shrews home a little down the road
the shrew he was happy and thanked the mouse and toad
the mouse he said goodbye then off on toad he rode