there was a little bat who in a cave did dwell
while hanging upside down the poor bat he fell
falling to the floor he went with such a thump
then upon his head he had great big lump
he was rather dazed and dizzy as can be
but he carried on a brave little bat was he
the little bat was clever and he was very cute
and decided he would make a little parachute
then he if fell again he wouldnt bang his head
he would float down gently with his parachute instead

i saw a little beetle walk in front of me
walking round the living room as happy as can be
walking on the carpet and all along the mat
he was only small but very very fat
then he looked at me in the chair that i was sat
then i stood on him now the poor chap is flat

say goodbye to alex a snooker star was he
around the snooker table he would quickly flee
the people called him hurricane and love to watch him play
sat there in suspense as the ***** were put away
flying round the table faster then the light
such an entertainer who filled us with delight
now is home is heaven and his suffering is free
the man they called the hurricane will go down history

where ever there is faith there is always hope
something to hold on too when life begins to *****
always have belief when everything  has gone
believe in hope and faith to help you carry on
give your self the will and faith will see you through
always have the hope the rest is up to you

we must save the seals from there life so dull
people wielding sticks as the seals they cull
killing all the seals wether big or small
we must get together to try and save them all
give them some protection and stop them from ****
let them all be free again to roam around at will
give them back there freedom the way that it should be
let them live in peace and no killing  will there be

i like to watch the rain i like to watch the snow
i like to watch the sun as he begins to glow
i like it when its autumn when leaves begin to fall
i like it when its christmas the best time of them all
i like to watch the children when they begin to play
opening there presents on a christmas day
i like to watch all this its such a sight to see
it makes life worth living and makes life feel so free

love is full of splendour a very wonderous thing
makes two hearts beat as one and makes you want to sing
makes you feel so happy secure and so bright
the feeling that is love brings you such delight
something to be proud off a gift from up above
this  feeling that we share the thing that we call love