Imagine a country, where the question "Why not?" is a serious criminal offence. All the geniuses and idiots would be in prison, I guess. And I wonder, what would happen then.
She wants him to be athletic, beautiful, chivalrous, cute, fun, handsome, intelligent, merry, ****, sweet and witty, He, on the other hand, wouldn't mind a pizza.
He went away, heading north, and as our Earth is a globe, after a many adventures and heroic deeds he came back from south. All this time she was waiting for him looking north, and instantly died from a cardiac arrest, as he suddenly touched her, coming from behind.
It is important to have a uniformly excellent life, I repeat, an uniformly excellent life, Unless you really want to think, to feel and to understand profoundly nothing.