There was a secret room without any big cupboard in it. For this reason, the room was angry and jealous of other, even less secret rooms with nice cupboards in them.
I have a clear view of my mess. Wow, what a mess! Things are linked, unless they are broken or in my head. The half of this world is normal and well organised. I live in the middle of the other half.
In cold blood, I am eating my sandwich. You might wonder at such a choice of words, but than again, I always wanted to write thrillers. For the time being, I am stuck with my diary.
I am now at the same point where I've been all the time before, with a feeling of having come back after a long, arduous journey and being therefore completely exhausted.
I dedicate this little poem To everyone who is reading it Without getting fed up and distressed, Because the will to read Is not obvious By so many people.
First time, I didn't catch your name, I jumped in the air An landed on my buttocks. I tried again, And sure enough, I did catch your name, For all this pain.
(An appropriate first phrase). - (An appropriate rejoinder). - (Weather or whatever else to keep the conversation going). - (A polite excuse to finally end the misery). - (A mutual promise to meet sometimes soon, when the weather or whatever else is better). (Lot of drinking).