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#poop poems

60 poems containing #poop

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Jebs.Jebs na jebs na ako. / Dumudungaw na siya na parang isang taong kagigising lang umaga, / gustong buksan ang mga bintana,

@marlo-cabrera98

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old smelli found a bag of dog shit in an old winter coat / and remembered that it belonged to me / i mushed it in my fingers and remembered the food i had

@truckerwithaloveforreggae11

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the sploosh splash of the october night turdson this october night, while i ponder on the crisp toilet seat / and feel my body shiver from the awful lack of heat, / one single turd, compact and long, from my arsehole falls,

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ShitSometimes I feel like a piece of shit / That was shitted from a dog / That ate a piece of shit

@george-e-mclaughlin-jr11

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On Good Guys vs. The Bad OnesIt seems to me that one gets shit on, / and the other does the shitting. / (Not directly you see;

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Homestead Morningearly morning / enough to catch the sunrise color / on a snag of wool

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The Longest HourThere I sat . though I guess it was more of a squat. I contemplated letting it go, and trust me I tried, boy did I try to let it go. But it was stuck on me. / It was like one of those horror movies where you split up from the group and the first one to get naked gets killed. Only I was just trying to take a shit.

@jacob-daniel-ellinger4

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better late...i was late / through no fault of my own / at least

@MeanderingWords29

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Cease and desist.One of you continues to poop / my head E-mailing from HP / covertly unprovoqued.

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WasteWhat goes in, always, / Comes out, / Through the butthole of life,

@saint_francis42223

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Broken HeartedHere I sit broken hearted, / Tried to shit but only farted / later on i took my chance

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The Naked ShitterHe sweats when he poops, / Not just any old poop, / A poop of glory,

@saint_francis42229

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How to make a trending poemThis is a Love poem / A poem about love and shit

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Disgusting ownersI've my peeves / and things I just don't like / like your puppies poop

@TemporalFugue17

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Lost and LingeringThe brimstones golden hunger, and leaking thoughts, the creeping delver lingers, haunts. Swelling faith, like flame to moths, truth re echoes like the sting of wasps. Cloaked man, from another land, faultlessly faithful in dying truth. Unhappy sinner, begs for refuge. Stirring again his thin sole shoes.

@quinton-horras-yard4

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Christmas Toilet BluesLord oh sweet Lord, why You gon' / n' chain me to this porcelain throne. / (Got me missin' drunken uncle's racist rants,

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ScaryWhen you take a shit, / And I ain't talking no "*ploop ploop*" kind of shit, / I'm talking a **HUGE MASSIVE MONSTER DUMP THAT MAY HAVE KILLED YOUR SISTER SITTING IN THE OTHER ROOM** kind of shit.

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Public RestroomsThe expectation, / Of you to accept the inhalation, / Of the evaporation,

@saint_francis42264

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haiku 20/12/31bcleaning up cat poop / again gateway to heaven / i hope in something

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Tiny answers bigger questionsIf computers can simulate a universe / Are they not a universe in themselves / Why are heads round

@ambient-destruction16

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Poop slidinPoop slidin out ma ass / Squirts of liquid and spurts of gas / Constraining my face

@william-mclaughlin14

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Bull shizI wonder if / Emotionally stable people just / Sit on the throne in the mornings

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cohlawds greeni keep repeating the same shit over and over again / i'm too full of pride and guiltless sin / to even begin thinking of how to start again

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At a GlanceHorripilation / A quickly pacing heart / Mind orbiting the concept

@ADreamerDarkly21

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Damn kids!Pumpkin pumpkin, I spent alot of time / Carving you a fancy face / Removing all the rind, and slime

@TemporalFugue7

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