I woke up on the right side of the bed but on the wrong side of the world
So it’s back to the drawing board again as it draws to a close
You cost me an arm and a leg and I broke a leg with the act that I put on
You jaywalked across my life the way that every story goes
I got too happy about something that was doomed from the start because I didn't see the flaw in the future coming up that would surely lead to failure, I was back to where I started as it ended and I spent a lot of money, a lot of time, and a lot of myself on Jaywalker Boy, I acted like the girl he wanted me to be instead of who I was because I just really wanted it to work out between us since it was occurring the way it does in every storybook and just seemed so perfect so I tried to be perfect for him and only display my good side and portray my good side but I have a very small good side so the act just ended up being a lot of effort for nothing. ***** him. Anyone got dumb bf or dumb gf stories? Or just like, crushes that ended badly or whatever? I'd love to hear them.