Welcome to this friendly desert community
Take in the fresh hazelnut smell
As you get lost in this mystifyingly beautiful town
Do you dare go to the library to learn about our history
Written by lizards and cuttlefish?
Listen to the larks as they scream
Lurking in the trees
Don't be fooled by Robert
Who sends out anglican pheromones
Put the halters on top of deers
To stop their egalitarian anarchist ways
The hardware's lasers signal the feral dogs
To howl into the vacuum of nothingness
so in welcome to nightvale (a podcast about a desert town where strange stuff happens) there was a list that everyone had to remember. i wanted to write a poem containing the words from the list and put them in the order they were said. its kind of hard since they're random...i decided to split the list up into different poems so it'll be easier for me. the first part of the list i used was:
Hazelnut, Mystify, Cuttlefish, Lark, Lurk, Robert, Anglican, Pheromone, Halter, Top, Marmalade, Hardware, Laser
