Toño Toñito mató a su mujer con un machetico tan grande como él... sacó sus tripitas y las puso a vender y con esa plática compró otra mujer.
Colombian magical realism at its finest. The bizzare is normal in the small towns in my parent's country. Here's a bedtime ryhme I was told as a child. They Grimm Brothers have nothing on this. Horrific! By the way...my nickname is Toño.