It’s white, it’s black, it eats a lot
It purrs on the sight of another cat
Sits anywhere like a king on top
An active cat but still gets fat
A pet so keen that ofttimes judges
Watches every move you don’t do best
Strive, darling, strive, lest
Being chased by world’s greatest pest
Oh no, cats are not pests
No, cats aren’t the pests.
I'm sorry for using cats as the metaphor here. I like them too.
About the fat thing, it's okay as long as you're not judgmental or a pest.
