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JDK Dec 2016
There's a formula that can keep me going indefinitely.
They say immortality's nothing but a myth,
but I've got the recipe.
It was passed down to me as an ancient family secret:

"Three strips is never enough."
Cholesterol is just a made-up word propagated by bleeding heart liberals.

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