I am going for a gothic look
But my dark makeup doesn't look very good...
Mainly because I am furry...
Also I just scared away all my predators.
They have never seen a gothic sloth before.
I can't look THAT terrifying!
I'm going to look in the mirror now to see just how-
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sorry. I'm dead now.

I will be learning how to play the tuba soon!
I am so excited!
I bought one yesterday!
It is bigger than me!
...It has fallen on me twice.
That's okay though,
I have always wanted to be 2 dimensional...
kind of...
anyway.

There once was a musical sloth
Who got distracted by a moth
that made him fall off a chair
and the natural thought progression from there
was obviously to learn to play the tuba... I also might go goth.