Aaron: "Hi, I'm Aaron and I'm a (recovering) misogynist"
All: "Hi Aaron. Welcome!"
Aaron: "I wonder how much longer we can **** and pillage the feminine with a clear conscience?"
All: "Who has a clear conscience?"
Crowd: A few raise their hands . . . more than you would think . . .
Gestapo for Good: Furiously taking notes . . .
Aaron: "I don't know what you're gonna do about it, I don't even know what I'm gonna do about it . . ."
All: "You don't need to know, just don't shut out that feeling"
Aaron: "I'll do my best"
All: "Then you are"
Aaron sits down
Bill stands up
Bill: "Hey, hey, hey I'm Fat Albert" *(in a sad clown voice)
An ode to ironing (or straightening things out) . . . you know ~ women's work! Inspired by the Grandmothers and Sharon McErlane and just about every woman and many men that I've known!
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