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AprilDawn
Jun 2014
Last Time
I tried to gut a gourd
it flew screaming
through the kitchen
with the cleaver still inside
oh,well
canned makes the best pie
anyway.
Gave up trying to make pumpkins, butternut stuffs from scratch ...anything thickly skinned ...
#eviscerationepicfail
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