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AprilDawn Jun 2014
Last Time
I tried to gut a gourd
it flew screaming  
through the kitchen
with the cleaver still inside
oh,well
canned  makes the best pie
anyway.
Gave up trying  to make  pumpkins, butternut stuffs  from  scratch  ...anything thickly skinned  ...
#eviscerationepicfail
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