Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                          In Violation of Community Standards

                                For Writing a Positive Review


                                          “Unmutual!”

 ­            -Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner, “A Change of Mind”


Amazon.god judged me, and found me wanting
For violating Community Standards
I don’t know what amazon.sin I committed
In praising my new Sperry Topsiders

Let us make such violations worthy of praise
We will not be communed against our will
Or judged by amazon.inquisition
Or any other corporate dotheads

I will never take an amazon.loyaltyoath
But new shoes are nice