A is for acorns B is for baby lambs C is for chicks D is for drip drops E is for Easter F is for frog spawn G is for grass H is for hedgehogs I is for ice cream J is for joyful K is for kites L is for light evenings M is for morning mist N is for new beginnings O is for owlets P is for primrose Q is for queen bee R is for rabbits S is for sunshine T is for tilling U is for unicorns V is for vegetables W is for willows X is for Xmas is over Y is for yay Z is for zebra
A is for advent calendars B is for boxes C is for carols D is for donkey E is for everyone F is for festive G is for gifts H is for happy I is for icicles J is for joy K is for kings L is for love M is for merry N is for Noel O is for orange P is for presents Q is for quiet R is for reindeer S is for St. Nicolas T is for Turkey U is for under the tree V is for visiting W is for wine X is for Xmas Y is for Yuletide Z is for Zzzzzzzz
We aren't friends We were never friends I only hung out with you Because I was lonely You would call me names Ignore me Forget me And even bully me But not now You lying there Looking at me with dying eyes Pleading for help For mercy For forgiveness But you're too late Too late by 7 years 7 years ago I might have But that was when I was young And foolish And naive But I've grown up I've grown cold To not forget To not have mercy And to not forgive And you know why? Because you made me this way You've created this monster And now its come to play So say goodnight And rest your head Because you won't wake up again...
My name is Mr. Sillifant, And I have three pet elephants, And a bear ate them all, He fell ill cause they were so fat, And suddenly he just went splat, And I laughed, Yolo. Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Copied from a friend in maths class! XD It was too funny!