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He called me a real life poet, sent shivers down my spine
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Everything is a work in progress To define the beautiful is to misunderstand it. - Fernando Pessoa
Poems
Mike Hauser
Sep 2013
M. Before we start I notice this interview is titled Part 3. May I ask what happened to Part 2?
MH. Well there was that little incident with the fire but we really don't like bringing that up...
M. Fire?...
MH. Epp!!
M. But how...
MH. Epp!!
M. Did you..
MH. Epp!!
M. Okay, shall we just get started?
MH. Sure, Why dwell on the past...
M. So Mike you've been on HP since March. How do you like it?
MH. Hallucinogenic Psychedelic's? I've actually been on those for years! Why I remember back in the 60's...
M. I was talking Hello Poetry...
MH. Oh...well isn't that embarrassing...
M. Ah....yea
MH. Do you see that?
M. See what?
MH. Never mind...
M. So what about Hello Poetry?
MH. What about it?
M. What do you think of it so far?
MH. I love it! I feel I've really grown as a poet here. Some of my pieces lately I've really had to dig deep into my ******!
M. You mean Psyche...
MH. No I'm pretty sure I mean ******...
M. OKAYYYY...So what type of poetry do you enjoy writing the most?
MH. I kind of go with the flow...whatever poops I mean pops in my head!
M. Could that have been a Freudian slip?
MH. You've got me there! You do know me as well as I know myself Mike!
M. That I do!
MH. I guess when it comes down to it I really just have fun...I never take myself serious.
M. Well this has certainly been informative! I'm sure our one reader will enjoy this...
MH. Do you see that?
M. See what?
MH. Never mind...
MH. Well there was that little incident with the fire but we really don't like bringing that up...
M. Fire?...
MH. Epp!!
M. But how...
MH. Epp!!
M. Did you..
MH. Epp!!
M. Okay, shall we just get started?
MH. Sure, Why dwell on the past...
M. So Mike you've been on HP since March. How do you like it?
MH. Hallucinogenic Psychedelic's? I've actually been on those for years! Why I remember back in the 60's...
M. I was talking Hello Poetry...
MH. Oh...well isn't that embarrassing...
M. Ah....yea
MH. Do you see that?
M. See what?
MH. Never mind...
M. So what about Hello Poetry?
MH. What about it?
M. What do you think of it so far?
MH. I love it! I feel I've really grown as a poet here. Some of my pieces lately I've really had to dig deep into my ******!
M. You mean Psyche...
MH. No I'm pretty sure I mean ******...
M. OKAYYYY...So what type of poetry do you enjoy writing the most?
MH. I kind of go with the flow...whatever poops I mean pops in my head!
M. Could that have been a Freudian slip?
MH. You've got me there! You do know me as well as I know myself Mike!
M. That I do!
MH. I guess when it comes down to it I really just have fun...I never take myself serious.
M. Well this has certainly been informative! I'm sure our one reader will enjoy this...
MH. Do you see that?
M. See what?
MH. Never mind...
Part 1 of this interview was posted on May 8th.
Part 2...well we don't like to talk about that.
Part 2...well we don't like to talk about that.
Mike Hauser
Jan 2014
M. So Mike I hear you've been gone?
MH. Why yes I have!
M. Why the absence?
MH. I just needed some time to clear my head.
M. That should have taken no more than a couple minutes
MH. Ahhh...no, I was gone a couple weeks. I was going to stay out a month but this site is so addictive! I'm sure our listening audience can attest to that!
M. Audience? No ones listening to this...
MH. But you said...
M. Me?
MH. Yes you said when we were talking that I was going to be on the radio.
M. Dude your me...
MH. I know!
M. Your blowing my mind here...Can we just get on with this?
MH. Sure...What I was trying to do was really just find myself.
M. Find yourself...were your lost?
MH. No just needed to try and do away with some of the junk in my life.
M. I'm starting to wonder if I'm you then why is this the first time I'm hearing about it.
MH. That is odd isn't it..
M. Almost as odd as interviewing yourself.
MH. Almost
M. So any good poems written while you were gone?
MH. To tell the truth I couldn't stop writing...If they're any good only time will tell.
M. How do you think the interview is going so far? Am I doing alright? Asking the tough questions?
MH. I think your the best...That's why I only let me interview myself!
M. Speaking of interviews I've got another one scheduled I really need to run...
MH. Really? With who?
M. Oh it's you but you the World Famous Nuclear Physicist!
MH. But I'm not a...
M. Hey...It's what we call in journalism as a lead in...makes them want more.
MH. But I'm...
M. Don't worry, we'll make something up...
MH. We always do...
M. Ain't THAT the truth!
MH. Shall we do it over lunch?
M. Sounds good...you buying?
MH. Why yes I have!
M. Why the absence?
MH. I just needed some time to clear my head.
M. That should have taken no more than a couple minutes
MH. Ahhh...no, I was gone a couple weeks. I was going to stay out a month but this site is so addictive! I'm sure our listening audience can attest to that!
M. Audience? No ones listening to this...
MH. But you said...
M. Me?
MH. Yes you said when we were talking that I was going to be on the radio.
M. Dude your me...
MH. I know!
M. Your blowing my mind here...Can we just get on with this?
MH. Sure...What I was trying to do was really just find myself.
M. Find yourself...were your lost?
MH. No just needed to try and do away with some of the junk in my life.
M. I'm starting to wonder if I'm you then why is this the first time I'm hearing about it.
MH. That is odd isn't it..
M. Almost as odd as interviewing yourself.
MH. Almost
M. So any good poems written while you were gone?
MH. To tell the truth I couldn't stop writing...If they're any good only time will tell.
M. How do you think the interview is going so far? Am I doing alright? Asking the tough questions?
MH. I think your the best...That's why I only let me interview myself!
M. Speaking of interviews I've got another one scheduled I really need to run...
MH. Really? With who?
M. Oh it's you but you the World Famous Nuclear Physicist!
MH. But I'm not a...
M. Hey...It's what we call in journalism as a lead in...makes them want more.
MH. But I'm...
M. Don't worry, we'll make something up...
MH. We always do...
M. Ain't THAT the truth!
MH. Shall we do it over lunch?
M. Sounds good...you buying?
Mike Hauser Jan 2020
~The Interview~
Mike Hauser
Jan 2020
An Interview Of Mike On His Absence And Dramatic Return- Conducted by Himself
M. So Mike I hear you've been gone?
MH. Why yes I have!
M. Why the absence?
MH. I just needed some time to clear my head.
M. That should have taken no more than a couple minutes
MH. Ahhh...no, I was gone a couple weeks. I was going to stay out a month but this site is so addictive! I'm sure our listening audience can attest to that!
M. Audience? No ones listening to this...
MH. But you said...
M. Me?
MH. Yes you said when we were talking that I was going to be on the radio.
M. Dude you're me...
MH. I know!
M. You're blowing my mind here...Can we just get on with this?
MH. Sure...What I was trying to do was really just find myself.
M. Find yourself...were your lost?
MH. No just needed to try and do away with some of the junk in my life.
M. I'm starting to wonder if I'm you then why is this the first time I'm hearing about it.
MH. That is odd isn't it..
M. Almost as odd as interviewing yourself.
MH. Almost
M. So any good poems written while you were gone?
MH. To tell the truth I couldn't stop writing...If they're any good only time will tell.
M. How do you think the interview is going so far? Am I doing alright? Asking the tough questions?
MH. I think you're the best...That's why I only let me interview myself!
M. Speaking of interviews I've got another one scheduled I really need to run...
MH. Really? With who?
M. Oh it's you but you the World Famous Nuclear Physicist!
MH. But I'm not a...
M. Hey...It's what we call in journalism as a lead in... Keeps them coming back for more.
MH. But I'm...
M. Don't worry, we'll make something up...
MH. We always do...
M. Ain't THAT the truth!
MH. Shall we do it over lunch?
M. Sounds good...you buying?
M. So Mike I hear you've been gone?
MH. Why yes I have!
M. Why the absence?
MH. I just needed some time to clear my head.
M. That should have taken no more than a couple minutes
MH. Ahhh...no, I was gone a couple weeks. I was going to stay out a month but this site is so addictive! I'm sure our listening audience can attest to that!
M. Audience? No ones listening to this...
MH. But you said...
M. Me?
MH. Yes you said when we were talking that I was going to be on the radio.
M. Dude you're me...
MH. I know!
M. You're blowing my mind here...Can we just get on with this?
MH. Sure...What I was trying to do was really just find myself.
M. Find yourself...were your lost?
MH. No just needed to try and do away with some of the junk in my life.
M. I'm starting to wonder if I'm you then why is this the first time I'm hearing about it.
MH. That is odd isn't it..
M. Almost as odd as interviewing yourself.
MH. Almost
M. So any good poems written while you were gone?
MH. To tell the truth I couldn't stop writing...If they're any good only time will tell.
M. How do you think the interview is going so far? Am I doing alright? Asking the tough questions?
MH. I think you're the best...That's why I only let me interview myself!
M. Speaking of interviews I've got another one scheduled I really need to run...
MH. Really? With who?
M. Oh it's you but you the World Famous Nuclear Physicist!
MH. But I'm not a...
M. Hey...It's what we call in journalism as a lead in... Keeps them coming back for more.
MH. But I'm...
M. Don't worry, we'll make something up...
MH. We always do...
M. Ain't THAT the truth!
MH. Shall we do it over lunch?
M. Sounds good...you buying?