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Jordan Farelli May 2012
Hussie
Jordan Farelli
May 2012
Pickin' up my pants
From her bedroom floor
Lookin' at my latest victim
From the night before
When I was drinkin' everything
Like it was going out of style
I was drowning my sorrows
When I saw her fire up a Marlboro
She was
Swingin' her hips left to right
I've had this feeling before
Although,
It's been awhile
As she cranked that volume dial
I saw ***** cut off shorts
Raining fabric to the floor
Wearin' a low cut top
Givin' everyone a show
She had ***** blonde hair
But, I bet there's none down there
I'm thinkin'
I might give it a go
Because, she's the town ****
And, I'm in a rut
I'm gonna
Give it to 'er tonight
I throw her on the bed
So she knows her place
I rip off her clothes
Adding a little slap on her face
Because, she's the town floosie
It's gonna be a doosie tonight
As I finish her off
She lets out a cough
And I just
Watch her there
As she lies in the wake
Of a psychopaths fate
She knows
She ain't goin' nowhere
Because she was the town hussie
And my mood was a little fussy
I just
Had to release
Myself unto another
And see the blood sputter
As I
Watched in peace
From her bedroom floor
Lookin' at my latest victim
From the night before
When I was drinkin' everything
Like it was going out of style
I was drowning my sorrows
When I saw her fire up a Marlboro
She was
Swingin' her hips left to right
I've had this feeling before
Although,
It's been awhile
As she cranked that volume dial
I saw ***** cut off shorts
Raining fabric to the floor
Wearin' a low cut top
Givin' everyone a show
She had ***** blonde hair
But, I bet there's none down there
I'm thinkin'
I might give it a go
Because, she's the town ****
And, I'm in a rut
I'm gonna
Give it to 'er tonight
I throw her on the bed
So she knows her place
I rip off her clothes
Adding a little slap on her face
Because, she's the town floosie
It's gonna be a doosie tonight
As I finish her off
She lets out a cough
And I just
Watch her there
As she lies in the wake
Of a psychopaths fate
She knows
She ain't goin' nowhere
Because she was the town hussie
And my mood was a little fussy
I just
Had to release
Myself unto another
And see the blood sputter
As I
Watched in peace
Eridan Ampora Aug 2014
Poor Unfortunate Trolls!
Eridan Ampora
Aug 2014
I admit that in the past I was a nice guy
But I think it's time I better make a switch
So you'll find that nowadays
I've changed all my ways!
I've slaughtered, spilled their blood, oh yes a switch!
Oh Yes!
And I fortunately don't care about you
It's a feeling that I do not posses
Oh my fans, I think it's time
To end them all just like those Limes
Of all the Trolls so the story can progress
Poor Unfortunate Trolls!
In Pain,In Need!
D--> That one longing to be less Sweaty
This one wwants to get the girl
Should I help them?
NOT AT ALL!
Poor Unfortunate Trolls
So sad, so true
they come flocking to the fourth wall crying
Please Hussie, Please!
and do I help them?
NO SIR E!
Now it's happened once or twice
I did something really nice
but then next update
I RACKED EM CROSS THE COALS!
And I hear your sighs and complaints
but I simply am a Saint! (I made them after all)
To these Poor Unfortunate Trolls
---
Every Troll in either Session will be Slaughtered!
There's a lot of trolls to ****, that's for sure.
The Kids in either session may stay
but I will **** them another day
and if they die then they'll go god tier *yawn bore
Until you all adore you Huss
say goodbye since Haitus, my dear fans
In a sweep, and a song
the story will move along
and the pain, yes the pain will start again!
Come on you
Poor Unfortunate Fans
Go ahead
hail your Huss!
I'm the creator
Their Maker
and I've got Eternal life*
If you speak against me
then boohoo
You Poor Unfortunate Trolls
Life *****, for you
If you want to go adventuring
then you have to pay the toll
**** it up and get to dying for me
since I'm in full control!
And with my precious power, dear
All their heads will roll!
These
POOR
UNFORTUNATE
TROLLS!~
But I think it's time I better make a switch
So you'll find that nowadays
I've changed all my ways!
I've slaughtered, spilled their blood, oh yes a switch!
Oh Yes!
And I fortunately don't care about you
It's a feeling that I do not posses
Oh my fans, I think it's time
To end them all just like those Limes
Of all the Trolls so the story can progress
Poor Unfortunate Trolls!
In Pain,In Need!
D--> That one longing to be less Sweaty
This one wwants to get the girl
Should I help them?
NOT AT ALL!
Poor Unfortunate Trolls
So sad, so true
they come flocking to the fourth wall crying
Please Hussie, Please!
and do I help them?
NO SIR E!
Now it's happened once or twice
I did something really nice
but then next update
I RACKED EM CROSS THE COALS!
And I hear your sighs and complaints
but I simply am a Saint! (I made them after all)
To these Poor Unfortunate Trolls
---
Every Troll in either Session will be Slaughtered!
There's a lot of trolls to ****, that's for sure.
The Kids in either session may stay
but I will **** them another day
and if they die then they'll go god tier *yawn bore
Until you all adore you Huss
say goodbye since Haitus, my dear fans
In a sweep, and a song
the story will move along
and the pain, yes the pain will start again!
Come on you
Poor Unfortunate Fans
Go ahead
hail your Huss!
I'm the creator
Their Maker
and I've got Eternal life*
If you speak against me
then boohoo
You Poor Unfortunate Trolls
Life *****, for you
If you want to go adventuring
then you have to pay the toll
**** it up and get to dying for me
since I'm in full control!
And with my precious power, dear
All their heads will roll!
These
POOR
UNFORTUNATE
TROLLS!~
*Lime Bloods, they're all dead btw
The one who longs to be less Sweaty is Equius, thats why I put the Bow and Arrow. And Eridan Ampora is the one wwho wwants to get the girl. The --- part is where Dialouge which I'll fix later, comment some lines and I'll thank ya for em Plus I found the center option! WOO,
**read this as agan, not again.
***Inside Joke about Andrew
The one who longs to be less Sweaty is Equius, thats why I put the Bow and Arrow. And Eridan Ampora is the one wwho wwants to get the girl. The --- part is where Dialouge which I'll fix later, comment some lines and I'll thank ya for em Plus I found the center option! WOO,
**read this as agan, not again.
***Inside Joke about Andrew
RandiSkitt Jul 2014
HUSSIE
RandiSkitt
Jul 2014
Dave is red
John texts are blue
if you were in my web comic, I'd probably still **** you
John texts are blue
if you were in my web comic, I'd probably still **** you
A poem from Andrew Hussie