the life of patrick youngspeer
young patrick youngspeer, is a very nice kid, but in one year he lost his dad
and that made him devastated and patrick was so determined to keep his dads
spirit alive, he went on a trip all over outer space, but the problem was his dad
didn’t want this, and held his mouth saying to patrick, don’t do what you used to do, buddy
because i really hate being known as the old digger of the block, i hated being called the
great big old fogie, just to protect my son patrick, but patrick who was so devious and cunning,
like a little kid at as pre school, and patrick’s dad was really worried, he went down to try and find
where his next life will be, but patrick wesn’t sure he wanted his father to move on, oh well, he wanted him
to reincarnate, bur not move on, oh well, maybe move on, but patrick wants to meet his father’s next life
one of these days, but mr youngspeer hated the idea of meeting his first born son patrick more often than the others
but patrick wasn’t getting what he wants, so on the street, patrick youngspeer, yelled to his schizophrenic paranormal voices
****** oathe i am a cool kid, your a yeah mate yeah kid, cool kids do, what i do, yeah, only yeah mate yeah kids do what you do, yeah
and mr youngster said, nobody’s teasing you patrick, so why are you worried, and patrick said, they are trying to take my beliefs away
when i am powerful enough to reincarnate people from death to new life, but mr youngspeer said, no, i need to reform him, because he is
looking at the meat on the kids legs, on the youtube clips, but patrick said, i am not, i am keeping up to date with dead members of my family
i am not taking this further, i know it sounds weird, but just to christians points of view, and patrick, who is a nasty writer, and over half of his
pieces of writing, were rubbishing christians, one online dude on writers cafe, over the internet said, patrick should stop hassling christians
because it is a lovely religion, but despite patrick apologising to this lady, and the fact that patrick not meaning it,she told patrick that he was a
very nice person, and patrick went on to write songs and stories and after his mother went on a holiday to visit her sister josephine, who was a
healthy person, never smoked, never really did drugs, was diagnosed with lung cancer and patrick felt bad for his aunty josephine,he decided
to write a little poem for her
my aunty jo, my aunty jo
i really feel for you aunty jo
you don’t deserve what god brought to you
i really feel for you aunty jo
i might be a tad naughty and led you astray
i might have never given you a chrissy card today
but i care for you, oh my aunty jo
i care for you a lot, my aunty, yeah
i don’t want to see you die, jo, i thought you were too healthy
i know that you could beat this, so i will pray for you, yeah
i will pray for the powers of athena will come down and whisk and whisk and really
really whisk your lung cancer, away
you see i know yiou have grandchildren, who don’t want to see you go, love
you see, though i don’t want her to suffer but i don’t want us too either
please save my aunty jo, from this awful cancer shock
i want you to cure my aunty jo, miss athena, please save her now
she is too nice to die, the world ain’t ready to lose my aunty jo mate, no, athena please cure her now
please save my dear aunty jo
and as patrick was finishing his poem, his father brought to planets together to make sure aunty jo will be alright, by releasing athena’s magic
and he did this with patrick youngspeers help, you see what a fabulous team we have trying to keep the family alive, but the only way mr youngspeer
will help his son like this, is to be dead but now his dad is dead, patrick is helping with his spiritual healing, and patrick said, drink plenty of coke, (party juice)
to save the workl, yet again, eventually mr youngspeer said, i don’t care if you don’t work, help people with me, because nobody really cared for you, nobody cares
unless you converted to christinailty, patrick said, don’t **** me into your christian ways, you fucken christians, i am your cosmic friend, but this christian said
i want to go up to outer space to help my father, patrick said, we are not ready to see the back of you yet aunty jo, and mr youngspeer said, no patrick, we ain’t
ready to see you go, no way, you see my pal, patrick youngspeer is based on my life