Passed out on a diffrent floor.
Honey I know I didnt call but i thinks aliens abducted me
cause my **** is glowing and **** is sore.
Jack Daniels is my designated driver.
Im a pervert in trainning.
Five ex wives, ten affairs and a slipped disk in my back you
go tiger.
A permanet batchelor and permanet offender oh how very sad.
Shake your head say what you will.
But if we were good who would be bad.
Im so fargone i have no choice but to stay crazy.
Sure i remember your name.
Rebecca ,Sarah, Vicky, Susan, it's gotta be one of thoose
wait let me see oh yes Daisy.
Just outta rehab boy i could use a drink!
Do i know Lindsy?
Got drugs?
what the **** do you think?
It's cold outside and for a overpriced beer and a stripclub i always
thirst.
Outta all the voices in my head im pretty much the worst.
im not your next door neighbor isnt your liqour cabinet, your daughter, your wife ,your grandma pretty much everyone and you included glad?
Change my ways sugar ***'s?
What we must ask children if i was good than how the **** could ever be this bad.
Thank you Detriot or Russia really whats the the diffrence well yeah no one wants to go to detriot dam you Kid Rock.
Goodnight Folks