I'm thinking of euthanAsia
or maybe Canada
it's closer to home
but then again
when in Rome
so maybe I'll book
a trip to Nepal
and climb that mountain
once and for all!

Tonight I Hit Nirvana
Twice
I'd Have to Say
That is Quite
Nice

The last dinner will be
Italian with Anji
not like the Stones
but the one by Davy
I will drink to the Times
that were never to Be
but that doesn't matter
anymore to Me

It's Your Karma
My Friend
You will Suffer
To the End
Enlightenment Adieu
There is no Hope
For You

Friends Family and Love
Within the Holiness
Together Time stands still
For the Spirit of Jolliness
And the Heart calls out for more
The Heart calls out for more

I woke up this morning
and found I was dead
apparently I expired
last night in my bed
coffee seemed unlikely  
the butter the bread
figured I may as well
go back to bed

Dogs Have No Religion
So There's the Proof
I Don't Care What They Say
Woof Woof

She must be sacrificed
Now the time has come
There's only so much one can take
For money or for Love
First it was for Mother
And for her sanity
Now it's for another
This Time it's for Me

Fire Eats the Water
Like Glass Upon a Hammer
Men find Love
In the Crystal Sea of Beauty

Times Change

Life Grows

People Endure Their Pains

With Each Passing Tear

We Grow Stronger

We Are Muscle

Even Narcissists Can Cry
It's not beyond My Imagination
It must hurt so bad to lose
The object of One's Manipulation
But it doesn't matter to Me
I can't Control Destiny
Or beg for Your Affection

If Jesus really loved me
He'd send a woman to me tonight
Like the ones I see in the movies
On the illicit websites
If Jesus really loved me
He'd set the record straight
All women would be mine
And Hermann Hesse would be right

Aurora stopped by last night
She was all dressed up like new
I think it was a quarter past ten
And I was feeling Kind of Blue
Miles was in my left ear
Coltrane in the right
All in all I'd have to say
It was a very good night

I have a Dog named Dabby Doo
She eats and drinks and poos
She loves me like no Woman do
And that is through and through

**** and Span
Stopped by last night
Boy, are they clean!

Now that I am close to death

The Beauty of Woman

Has expanded it's breadth

I went to see the doctor
he was full of doom and gloom
he said I need to see the doctor
that is in another room
So I went back to New York City
because it's been so many years
and I looked up at all the buildings
and my eyes just filled with tears
Then I headed out to Vegas
just to see what I could do
but it was way too much money
so I got on a plane and I flew
Then I fell into the ocean
and ended up in Kalamazoo
so I drove to Carolina
and I listened to Dr Wu
And then I went back to the doctor
and he said he didn't know
and I said it didn't matter
so he told me all was well
So I called up the preacher
and I told him all is lost
he told me not to worry
then he tallied up his cost
Then I left for Mississippi
but she was there no more
so I went to California
with the cold and rocky shore
So I found a new profession
and I bought a brand new car
then I felt like drinking *****
with some tonic at the bar
And then I walked into the nighttime
and I swam from shore to shore
until my body couldn't take it
and then I did it some more
So I went back to see the doctor
and he asked me where I'd been
I said I walked across the nation
and it was all because of him
Then I felt like I was falling
and that was when he shut the door
he told me everything was broken
and that he could do no more
So I went to find another doctor
just to see what he would say
and he told me I was dreaming
but I didn't have to pay
Now I felt like God was calling
so I looked up in the sky
and he told me not to worry
but he didn't tell me why
So I went back to Indiana
and I found all of my friends
and I gathered all my family
and I said this is the end

Jesus stopped by
for a little "chat"
He told me the secrets of Existence
and this and that
He's a very interesting guy
I'd love to have him back

I'm going to call up the ****** Mary
And ask her out on a date
I wonder if she likes sushi
and staying up late?
I'll buy her a bouquet of roses
and fix my hair real nice
Then we can go back to my place
and make Another Christ

Hermann Hesse be ******!
All women are not mine

I found six new colors
when I awoke in the morn
they were scattered about
among the shadows on the lawn

So Much Music
So Little Time
It Will Be Pipe *****
Until I'm Supine

I sent myself a letter, C.O.D.
I refused the Postman payment
So he sent it back to me

I lent a Hand
to a Man in Need
But, oh how
Did I Bleed

I thought I saw Jesus
Walking down the road
His hair was long and flowing
and he was carrying a load
I rolled down my window
and opened up the door
And then I realized it was only
a homeless Troubadour

I can't seem to commit
to anything anymore
I'm even backing out
of my driveway

My dog threw a party last night
and invited all her friends
I was on pooper scooper duty
from the beginning to the end

The Dog Named Donald
left a present on the Capital steps
It will stink to high heaven
Until someone scoops up the mess

I was planning on having Monk Fish for dinner tonight
But it didn't want to be disturbed

I caught a cold last night
Just before it hit the ground
And stopped it from spreading
It's germs all around

President Tweety Bird
Up all night tweeting words
They are all quite lame
Because he has a bird brain

I picked up the Pieces
of my Broken Dreams
and threw them to the Wind
It's time to let them go
and start a New Begin

What if God had decided on three legs
Or one arm
Or two heads
Maybe a third ear?
I think he got it just right

I fell for you
and scraped my knee
I don't know how
You do this to me

Tommy stopped by last night
Boy, is he hard to communicate with
Then I remembered the old Pinball Machine down in the basement
Thank God!

I threw the ball up in the air
and it never came back down
She's searching for it everywhere
Never to be found
She lost the scent
and cannot see
the bright yellow ball
way up in the tree

I played with myself last night
and made a big mess
I had to refill my coffee
and open a new deck

I went to Mexico and lost my head
Found a doctor needed needle and thread
Told me to stay still sewed up the harm
Don't go South of the Border
And it should stay on

I have written the greatest Poem
the World has ever known
I put it in my back pocket
to no one it's been shown
One day I will share it
with the World anew
But until that time
this will have to do

My girlfriend called me up last night
from the other side of the bed
I told her she was being ridiculous
when she could just text instead

I wanted to go to India
to drink some tea
My wife told me we have some
in the pantry
It seems more reasonable
So I cancelled the trip
Now I'm enjoying it
Sip by Sip

President Donald Duck
The USA has run it's luck
He says he will bring us back
But all he'll do is quack & quack

I came upon the Beatles while walking in the woods
John and George were there and sounding good
They gave a wink and smile to me
I continued on my journey
and Let Them Be

All my friends had dates last night
All I had was a fig
but it was very sweet

He has fake hair
and fake secret plans
He speaks fake truth
nobody understands
He even does weird things with his hands
He won by accident
He is--The Fake President

I went to see Jesus
He told me to go back home
I told him I think it's time
He said I'm still on my own
I said I have some questions
He told me to relax
So I went back to Texas
and ate some Apple Jacks

I love Lucie
and her amazing ***
Her beautiful backhand
and her movement on grass
She plays for her country
and has drank from the Cup
I love Lucie
So very very much

If everything is beautiful in Heaven
and there is no place below
then Earth must be the Dungeon
where evil doth dwell

A President who tweets is a Twit

I went to Venus last night in a dream
The roof of my house was floating upstream
Cowboys and Indians lay here and there
I hope that the Love of My Life will appear